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Excerpts from sentences describing the appearance of rabbits

0 1 At night, when I stepped into a dark room without turning on the light, I was too scared to go out into the atmosphere. My heart is pounding and I feel like a rabbit jumping around in my arms. I feel like a disaster bird flying in the air, and I may hit my head at any time.

02. Rabbits are cute when they eat. The whole body is curled up, the mouth is moving, and the cheeks are bulging. Long white ears and fat body move left and right with the beat of chewing. From a distance, it looks like a crawling furry white ball.

03. The white clouds in the sky are like lambs, small fish and rabbits. How interesting!

I dreamed of you yesterday. I haven't seen you for a long time. Great changes have taken place. I have long ears, a furry face and a three-valve mouth. I look like a rabbit. I'm really worried. I'm concerned about it here: it's the New Year, so pay attention to your health!

05. The Mid-Autumn Festival is just around the corner, and the fairy Chang 'e is busy and helpless. Specially recruited a job search assistant, requirements: like rabbits, love to eat moon cakes. Interview method: send a short message to this machine. What is the content? Invite you to dinner on Mid-Autumn Festival? .

06, the so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for comes, followed by the wolf!

07. The mobile phone sends you an auspicious egg, wishing you peace and constant companionship; Send you a lucky bird and wish you success in your career; Send you an auspicious rabbit, wish you fame and fortune, happiness! Happy Easter to you!

08, I sometimes play like a lively little rabbit; Sometimes silence is like a piece of wood.

09. This rabbit is in danger. Her owner said that her whole eyeball suddenly leaked out in the afternoon.

10, I feel the smell of mother in the rabbit, which makes me feel that my mother has been with me and has never left. I like to hold it, even when I sleep at night. It is like a sun, illuminating my dark heart and bringing me from snowy winter to spring.

1 1. There is a rabbit in a red skirt in the lid of my pencil case. His eyes narrowed with joy. There is a multiplication table next to the rabbit to tell you a little secret. If you can't do a multiplication math problem, you can look it up.

12, do you know why I am single now? Because there is a saying that rabbits don't eat grass near their nests, not because I am a rabbit, but because I am grass.

One day, the rabbit went crazy, biting its own hair for a while and putting it in the hole for a while. I remember how to do it well after writing about this situation in the book. I took out an old piece of cotton from the woodshed first. Throwing it in the hole, the rabbit quickly took it into the hole and spread it on the little rabbits. Oh, I suddenly realized.

13. My family has a little rabbit. It looks lovely. It has shiny black hair, and its ears are as high as spoons. Looks very imposing. Its three-petal mouth makes it a little subtle with girls in its prestige. A few slender beards are also the most vulnerable.

14, the clouds in the sky change so fast. Just now they were like rabbits. In the blink of an eye, they became swans. In a short time, they became puppies.

15. On the grassland, do nothing. Rabbits bite wolves when they are in a hurry. Can the mother wolf not despair when she is in a hurry?

16, the rabbit jumps to the New Year, and the rabbit obediently pays New Year's greetings. Rabbit's eyes are red, his career is red, his ears are long, his money is Guang Guang's, his fluffy feelings are deep, his feet are short and his money is full. I wish you a happy Year of the Rabbit and all the best.

17, the squirrel said: this year, Lin rabbit is king! The elephant said that it is still busy dressing up in the cave! The monkey interjected, I'm in a hurry. Let me find a pen and paper? Rabbit A: Just to write Spring Festival couplets and pay a New Year call to everyone in advance. The Year of the Rabbit is an auspicious year.

18, chasing two rabbits at the same time will get nothing.

19, the lovely rabbit is racing with the tortoise!

20. Bottles love corks, pots love lids, and wheels love tires. I love you, there are clouds above the blue sky, and rabbits love cabbage. Born together, we can't change until death do us part.

2 1, the proud rabbit lost the game and left the field in frustration.

22. I am as nervous as a rabbit with dissatisfied paper.

No matter how weak life is, as long as they are not hurt and mean, they deserve to be respected. Even if it's just ants, rabbits or even mice.

24. The so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for comes, followed by the wolf.

25. The clouds in the sky are unpredictable, like a lion for a while and a rabbit for a while.

26. The gangster took advantage of people's hurry and ran like a rabbit along the sorghum field.

27. Bottles love corks, jars love lids, and wheels love tires. I love you, there are clouds above the blue sky, and rabbits love cabbage. Born together, can't change, and I love you when I die.

28. Cao Cao likes beauty. Everywhere I go, I like to "hug the grass and shoot rabbits" and collect some beautiful women and so on!

29. The rabbit's eyes are like two sparkling rubies.

When the bell rang, Xiao Ming ran home like a rabbit.

3 1, you have a good day, just like that carefree rabbit, always eating radish with vitamin ABCD happily. No matter what others think of me, it's a soft spot. I have your days.

32. Keep walking and race slowly with the rabbit.

33. Year of the Rabbit wish: a wish? Wait for him? Good luck knocks you down, but you can't escape; Two wishes? Three caves of cunning rabbit? If you want to buy a house, you can't live; Three wishes? Rabbits also eat grass beside their nests? Peach blossom luck, you can grasp it!

34. A white rabbit came to a grocery store and asked, Boss, do you have 100 carrots here? Then he was caught by the grocer. After all, there are few rabbits that can talk. A cold joke, I wish you a cold heart!

35. The days passed by. Winter is coming, rabbits are getting less and less, and the hunter's harvest is getting worse every day.

36. After breaking up with Little Bear, Little Rabbit opened several candy stores intermittently, and there were few gifts left, but he still couldn't learn to say that he was hungry and wanted to eat an almond ice cream.

One day, a rabbit unfortunately fell into a box and came out as a duck. Do you know why? Because in that box, there is a change? News? Equipment.

38. The proud rabbit lost the game and left the field in frustration.

39, rabbits have long ears, I wish you good luck; Rabbits have three mouths, followed by happiness; Rabbit's tail is short, and the road to success is smooth; Rabbit's eyes are red, and happiness will always meet. It's the year of the rabbit. I wish you a happy family and all the best!

40. Rabbit and tortoise chat. The tortoise said: With the development of science and technology, you can't run faster than my nuclear reactor. Rabbit said: the use of nuclear weapons is restricted. The tortoise said: the new rules of life are always decided by the tortoise.

4 1, I have no idea about myself in ten years. Assumptions and ideas are useless. Like a knot made of hair, it can't cover the rabbit's tail.

What I understand is that in a weak life, as long as they are not hurt and mean, they deserve to be respected. Even if it's just a mosquito, a rabbit or even a mouse.

43. Seven women love Yong Dong and enjoy human happiness; Rabbits like green vegetables and radishes to satisfy their appetite; I send you a message to wish you a happy new year.

44. Happy Bunny jumped on the stage and showed her charming dance to the audience!

45. This rabbit is furry and very cute. Black ears stand upright, and black eyes embedded in the face shine like gems. Three-petal mouth is also very cute. The rabbit's body is white, without any impurities, very beautiful. I named it because it has black eyes? Panda? .

46. Before, my family had a little white rabbit. Since then, I have a soft spot for this animal. I remember the little white rabbit I just bought, always moving very carefully, gently and quietly, and I thought to myself: What a docile bunny! ? .

47. This rabbit is a slacker. It sleeps after eating, and eats after sleeping. Half-lying and half-sitting at rest, with his head still resting on his shoulders, is estimated to have gained weight and should have really lost weight. Its ears drooped listlessly and its eyes were half closed. More interestingly, it treats classmates' music as a lullaby and sleeps better.

48. Rabbits rely on their legs, while wolves rely on their teeth, and each has its own way of making a living. Popular/folk proverbs or proverbs

49. I am dragging a heart that beats harder than a rabbit, dragging my already weak legs?

Rabbit's ears are big and long. As long as it hears the slightest sound, it will? Hey? Stand up suddenly, turn around deftly, look for the place where the sound comes, and return to normal until the sound disappears.