I’ve seen too many sad phrases, let’s take a look at these funny ones to change your mood.

1. "Love" is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from the "change" of "abnormal", and the lower half is taken from the "state" of "abnormal".

2. The first criterion for a qualified daughter-in-law is to love life and have children!

3. There was a policeman who caught a thief. He was taken to the police station and handcuffed to a heating pipe for interrogation. In the meantime, I took an electric baton and shocked the director upstairs..."

4. Your aunt is no longer the aunt you used to be, but your uncle will always be your uncle.

5. Everyone has to eat shit sometimes, just don’t chew it carefully

6. Many years later, I still remember her full body look on that winter night.

7. We are not crazy catkins dancing in the wind, so why should we learn some frivolous peach blossoms to follow the water?

8. This girl is really cool in her clothes and looks really cool.

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9. A thousand-mile horse always exists, but a female thousand-mile horse does not always exist.

10. Brothers are like hands and feet, and women are like clothes. If anyone touches my hands or feet, I will take off his clothes.

< p> 11. The silly fifth child accidentally saw the third child peeing, and ran back to the fourth child and said: The fourth child, the third child, and the second child are the boss!

12. Sir, have you decided? What color do you want for this car? Brick yellow, phlegm green, or purple? -Hmm...Hemorrhoids purple. 13. A mopper said: Thanksgiving is the most beautiful thing in the United States. Why should we join in the fun of the country's own holiday? When did you see Americans celebrating the May Fourth Youth Day? 14. If you open a restaurant in the future, it will be called "delicious". The signboard is "a very delicious restaurant", and when I open the menu, it says "a very delicious twice-cooked pork", "a very delicious fish-flavored shredded pork", "a very delicious tomato and egg noodles"... < /p>

15. When the uncle is old, he will hate his sister-in-law.

16. Question: Is there any four-character idiom that describes someone who is childish and ignorant? Answer: There is - tooyoungtoosimple.

17. No matter what the thing is, it will be worthless once it is sold.

18. I left with a frown, just as I came with a wink.

19. There is a girl: Today is Easter. A boy: It’s so annoying, it’s hard to wash it off at night!

20. Red crisp hands, yellow vine wine! , Two orioles sing in the green willows. When the road is uneven, I will roar. The moon is gone, and I will go. I urge the strong man to eat the meat of the captive, and I urge you to drink more.

< p> 21. Find a quiet afternoon, make a cup of Longjing, sprinkle some pepper noodles, and sip it with a straw

23. The gentleman sitting in the first row, please show your treasure. Come out and show it to everyone. - The female host of "Appreciating Treasures" said.

24. Question: What is Qu Yuan's wife's surname? Answer: Because she is Chen (Chen).

25. I saw a post on Maopu: How to prove whether a time machine is feasible? It’s very simple! Quickly find a piece of paper and write "For my descendants: I am currently on X day, X month Somewhere on Earth, after seeing this note, take a time machine and come find me. "Then lock it in a sealed safe. Wait a few minutes. If someone comes to you, it proves that the time machine can be invented. Otherwise, it proves that it cannot be invented. If you are in a bad mood, take a look at these sad mood phrases

1. Is this haze in the sky because of your nostalgia or your sadness? You walked through her youth, leaving behind a smile, staying in her flowering season, and warming your thoughts. When the rainy season disappeared, there were tears, and you said you only cried that one time... From that time, memories began to fade in my heart.

2. Do you still remember our youth? , many years later, will you still remember that we once smiled sillyly and walked together on campus? Looking at the retreating figures, will we also become passers-by and disappear in the vast sea of ??people? p>

3. Everything has disappeared. What was originally in your hands may not be what you really have.

Many times in life, you need to consciously give up, because while you have it, you may be losing it, and when you give up, you may be gaining it again.

4. No matter how beautiful the memories are, they have become injuries. No matter how beautiful the injuries are, they will hurt. Forget it. Don’t let your smile be so far-fetched. Not every outstanding person is suitable to grow old with you. Some people are used to grow up, some people are used to miss you, and some people are used to live together...

5. You have been here and never left, just like you gave me a ride in life, but I will remember you all my life. If you say "waiting is a process, then I am willing to bloom in the spring", once, how Beautiful monologue! In the depths of time, those frozen past events are compressed into thousands of years of amber under the torment of memory. Even if time changes for thousands of years, they will still remain transparent.

6. The cold loess cannot understand my mood, and the decaying grass whispers in the sad wind, which is the cry that has been lingering in my heart all these years. I dare not recall it, mother, because the memory is too painful and my heart is too fragile. I know that I will collapse in the pain.

7. I don’t dare to recall the past, but I don’t want to fall into sadness, but the locked pain is still awakened. Through the tears, the kind faces of the parents became clearer, and so did the pain in their hearts.

8. When you see flowers blooming, you know that they will eventually fall. However, some flowers fall off before they can bloom and are buried in the cold soil. I thought that we would be together like the stars and the moon for a while, but I didn’t expect that our friendship would be like a flower that has not yet bloomed, and he was just a shooting star that rushed across the road of my life.

9. I once remembered that it was a deep autumn, a moment of separation, and I stood at the ferry outside the village and watched her melancholy heading north. In an instant, the hesitant journey took away the most beautiful scenery in my heart, let the wind take away and disperse the rich fragrance of lilac, and left many traces of pain in my heart...

10. Yes Sometimes, I feel inexplicably in a bad mood. I don’t want to talk to anyone, I just want to be alone in a daze. Sometimes, in the dead of night, I suddenly feel that it's not that I can't sleep, but that I stubbornly don't want to sleep. Sometimes, when you hear a song, you suddenly think of a person. Sometimes, someone suddenly says to you, I think you have changed, and then you start to have mixed feelings. If you lose yourself, you can only pick it back up slowly. Look at these phrases when you feel tired

1. I am afraid that if I give my true feelings, I will be scarred in the end.

2. In life, no matter how boring the time is, it is also a limited edition.

3. What I envy is not the couple in their prime, but the couple who support them until they grow old.

4. When you really like someone, all standards are no longer standards.

5. Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My character comes from who I am, and my attitude depends on who you are

6. Endure the pain that others cannot endure, and suffer the hardships that others cannot bear, in order to gain something. Achieved harvest.

7. The heartbeat that does not belong to you is like a clock that is wound up. No matter how long it goes, it will stop one day...

8. The most common mistakes we make Wrong, "I listened to the truth as a joke, but took the joke seriously"

9. If you send a message to a person and he ignores you repeatedly, then put away your dignity and tell yourself , stop being so mean.

10. Girl, don’t believe, don’t wait, don’t cry, don’t miss, don’t dream, don’t think, don’t remember, don’t say, don’t hurt, don’t look back, don’t worry, don’t love, remember it’s just a dream, don’t be sentimental

11. It is said: You dream about someone because that person is thinking about you.

12. The sentence "Long time no see" contains a lot of sadness and helplessness.

13. If you can’t get something, just give up. Doesn’t your heart hurt if you think about it every day?

14. When I tell you a lot of nonsense without any brain or logic. In fact, I miss you

15. When I see you, I pretend to be stranger than a stranger; when I leave you, I miss you more than anyone else.

16. Don’t say that I have changed. I have just learned how to treat others as others treat me.

17. I love you without any purpose. Just love you. Just be yourself for once in your life.

This time, I want to give you the world. This time, being bruised and bruised didn't matter. This time, use all your courage. This time, I don't care about anything. But just this once is enough. Because life can no longer bear such heavy love. I am willing to give up my self-esteem and reserve for you, no matter whether it is worth it or not, no matter how humble my love is.

18. Sometimes, the person who is most suitable for you is exactly the person you least expected.

19. Once upon a time, I dreamed, loved, hurt, and woke up. Now, I am hurt, tired, stupid, and scared. Now, it’s broken and forgotten.

20. You say I am domineering, I do not deny it, but you have forgotten that my domineering power is only used on you.

21. If you sleep now, you will dream; if you study now, your dream will come true.

22. Men, remember that you are a man, not a beast that will destroy your woman’s happiness. You have to fight for your woman.

23. It is a kind of wisdom to not say anything in pain. Smiling without speaking is a kind of open-mindedness.

24. Your mother must have adjusted it to a random state when she gave birth to you.

25. If I disappear, who will miss me like crazy? While life is still alive, take a look at these mood phrases

1. I finally understand why I am reluctant to leave. I would rather love your shortcomings than accept others. In this relationship, you and I are both. Nothing wrong, it’s just that I forgot to love myself first.

2. There is a kind of person who is very beautiful. He once made you look forward to tomorrow, but in the end he did not appear in your tomorrow; Give you longer-lasting happiness, even though he has never been in your youth. For the former, we must bless each other, and for the latter, we please wait gently.

3. The stronger a person’s ability to heal himself, the closer he is to happiness. Be a man of few words, but have a big heart. Don't hurt others or yourself. Be peaceful and comfortable in indifference.

4. Who is worthy of marrying and who is worthy of marrying, how can one say clearly. There is no standard for love, it just depends on whether you are happy or not. So, this is not a question of who is suitable, but a question of whether you are willing or not. If you want, a poor boy can do it. If you don't want to, I, the King of Heaven, will also get out of here. Love is not a choice, but an inner determination.

5. Now that you have passed the age where you want results in everything you do, work hard to do whatever you want to do, and give generously to whomever you want to do good to. It is inevitable that some time in life will be wasted on certain people and certain things.

6. The more people are afraid of being embarrassed, the more they care about other people’s opinions. The more you care about what others think, the more you will ignore your own feelings. The more you ignore your own feelings, the more you act like a puppet trying your best to show others. In the end, step by step, the true self was imprisoned in deep darkness. Losing ourselves is the root of our inability to find happiness and happiness, and is also the root of all psychological problems.

7. If you are still alone, don't rush into the arms of the next person for the so-called "security". A sense of security is always something you give yourself. Only those who give themselves a sense of security can meet someone you don't need to please, and can meet someone with the same frequency as you.

8. You must have never noticed how sad I felt when I said I didn’t mind with a smile on my face.

9. I heard a very pretentious saying: You are your destiny. It makes sense when you think about it. He is too lazy to be poor, he is too greedy to be fat, and he is too stubborn to be busy every day. The pleaser personality is quite repressive, sarcastic and easy to get out of. He is so entangled that he cannot see the world, and he is free and easy. Whichever makeup photo you give yourself, that will be the fate that fate gives you. It really rhymes, bang inside and bang.

10. I’m not waiting for dawn, I just can’t wait for your good night.

11. Many people are casual acquaintances with their colleagues, but spend one-third of their time with them every day; and the most important relatives can only spend a few holidays with them every year. Get together. People are never perfect: the people in life are often not in your heart; the people in your heart are often not in life.

12. We are all guessing whether the other party will miss us, and we are all expecting the other party to take the initiative first, so we each have our own concerns, and in the end we drift away.

13. I actually don’t agree with the saying that you need to fall in love a few more times to grow up. Every time it ends, it is a huge battle that consumes my enthusiasm for life. I would rather put the world All the noises are smoothed out on one person, with the most unhuman love and rampant feelings.

14. The moment a problem arises, you must control your emotions. Don't get angry, don't be extreme, don't say anything extreme, and know how to be patient. Patience is not to prevent you from dealing with the matter, but to avoid doing something embarrassing to yourself when you lose control of your emotions.

15. Don’t think that because people love you, tolerate you, and care for you, they like your shortcomings. You should change them quietly, so that you can be worthy of the unreasonable favoritism of others. Bar.

16. If a woman loves you, you will see her willfulness, her paranoia, her pettiness, and her bad temper. If she doesn't love you, what will catch your eye is this woman's arrogance, indifference and goblin face.

17. You must have done this before when you got angry and said you would never contact me again, cried until you fell asleep, but held your phone in your hand, and immediately rolled it up to reply when it vibrated.

18. Quitting smoking and losing weight are the same as "I love you". They are all done in one go and then fade away. The more you say it, the more tired you become, and the more you say it, the less you care.

19. You can either find a man who can make you live a good life, or find a man for whom you are willing to endure hardships. Other than that, let them dodge as far as they can. You don't owe him anything, and it's not like no one wants you. Other men's maternal instincts will overflow whenever they act like a weakling. I would rather find a father than be someone else's mother. This is the most basic criterion for choosing a mate.

20. If you don’t have compatible personalities, get along with each other. If you can’t get along, break up. Otherwise, love will turn into pain and being together will become torture. Others will definitely say that this is a sign of not loving enough, but when you bleed, it is not others who hurt you.

21. I just want to find someone to live with in a down-to-earth manner. I like him and he likes me. There are no secrets, no cheating, no unhappiness. If the personality is not suitable, we can get along with it. If the habits are different, we can adapt. As long as Everyone has a dream

22. Real strength belongs to those who cry in bed at night but act as if nothing happened during the day.

23. Summer is still before us, and the end of the year will be here in the blink of an eye. It is a pity not to take seriously the people you accompany and the things you have done. I'm afraid I'll get old before I grow up; I'm afraid I won't have enough fun and I'll say goodbye. Become more powerful, know how to cherish and no longer be lazy, and no longer complain when you fall and get up. Be more awesome, do it when you think of it, stop procrastinating, go to bed when you need to, and stop staying up late. If the person in your memories is no longer around, be kinder to the person who is still around you.

24. If you meet someone you like after being single for a long time, you will suddenly be afraid and smile, shake your head and say forget it.

25. Everyone is the same. There is a period of time when you walk alone, whether it is long or short, it is inevitable. You don’t have to always feel that life is empty. Don’t worry, temporary loneliness just means that you deserve better.

26. Probably because you keep meeting people who give you the courage to continue moving towards the future, life has a more complete meaning. From now on, I will no longer be trapped in the rain of the past, nor will I be willing to tolerate just because of one person, and I will become indisputable. So far, ten thousand thanks.

27. The real disappointment is not scolding, crying, or getting angry at you, but silence. No matter what you do, I feel that it has nothing to do with me anymore.

28. Have the courage to give up something for the life you want. There is no justice in this world, and you will never get the best of both worlds. If you want freedom, you have to sacrifice security. If you are idle, you cannot achieve the achievements that others evaluate. If you want to be happy, you don't need to care about the attitudes of people around you. If you want to move forward, you have to leave where you are.

29. When it comes to unreliable people and unreliable promises, nothing matters more. The second trust is not to give them a chance to resurrect, but to give yourself a reason to give up completely. If you are given too many opportunities, the other party will not think you are kind, but will think you are easy to cheat. The biggest disadvantage of being disappointed again and again is not that you waste time, but that your emotions tend to become numb. Give up in time while life is still fresh.

When it comes to unreliability, it’s just a matter of two things.

30. If you have tried your best, don’t be discouraged by any failure.

31. When I was young, I thought it was not enough to understand life without reading. It was not until later that I discovered that if I didn’t understand life, I couldn’t read. The meaning of reading is probably to use what you feel in life to read, and to use what you earn from reading to live.

32. Always living in some extreme emotions, you will be full of confidence in life for a certain period of time, but suddenly at a certain moment, you will be completely overturned. When you have confidence, you are capable of anything, but when you overturn it all, you are 100% discouraged.

33. I want to live with you, in a small town, enjoying the endless dusk and the endless ringing of bells.

34. If a person really likes you, he will let you know instead of being vague and leave you guessing. If a person misses you, he will come to you across mountains and rivers, not just someone. I have sent condolence messages. If a person cares about you, he will accompany you to the end without any excuse or hesitation, instead of confidently believing that you can really get through it all alone. The person you are looking for must have you in his future.

35. Only by looking with your heart can you see clearly. Important things are invisible to the naked eye.