Who gave me a two-minute English joke?

There is a blind beggar wearing sunglasses begging for money.

A drunk passed by and felt sorry for the beggar and threw him a hundred dollars.

After a few steps, the drunk turned around and saw that the blind man was holding money in front of the sun to check if it was true.

Feeling cheated, the drunk ran back to get the money back. "You will die! How dare you lie to me … "

The blind man didn't want to feel like a liar, so he retorted, "Hey, man, I'm sorry.

I'm just here to replace my really blind friend. He went to the bathroom and should come back immediately … in fact … I am mute. "

"Oh, oh, in that case …" So the drunk threw the money back and stumbled away.

Drunks and blind beggars

By the roadside, a blind beggar was begging in the street wearing sunglasses. A drunk came up and felt sorry for him, so he threw him a hundred dollars.

After walking for a while, the drunk turned around and happened to see the blind man with his back to the sun to distinguish the authenticity of a hundred-dollar bill.

The drunk came over and took back the money and said, "You don't want to live, how dare you lie to me!" " "

The blind beggar looked aggrieved and said, "Brother, I'm really sorry. I'm looking for a friend. He was blind and went to the toilet. In fact, I am dumb. "

"Oh, that's right!" So the drunk dropped the money and staggered away again. ...

What an important matter

A young businessman just started his business and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man walk into the outside office. The businessman wanted to appear busy, so he picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big business to do. He threw out huge numbers and made huge promises.

Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?" The man said, "Of course. I'm here to install the phone. "

I'm here to install the telephone.

A young man just started a business and rented a beautiful office. One day, sitting in his office, he saw a man outside, so he pretended to be busy with business, picked up the phone and kept throwing out several big numbers, as if talking about a big deal.

Finally, he hung up the phone and asked the visitor, "What's the matter?" The man replied, "I've come to install the telephone for you."