What humorous greeting words are there?

Humorous greetings:

1. Cold jokes. At this time, generally speaking, cold jokes that don't follow the routine can always attract the attention of others. For example, there was once a man named A Shuang. He died. The day of the funeral. His family cried,' Cool ... Cool.' Passers-by are puzzled. Asked,' What are you enjoying?' The family cried bitterly:' It's awesome ... awesome.'

2. Praise is indispensable. No one doesn't like being praised by others, so if you want the other person to have a good impression on you at the first time, and if you want the other person to talk to you, you must praise the other person. For example, my admiration for you is like a raging river, like the Yellow River is out of control.

3. God's turning point. Many times, a turning point can always make the other person think that you are really interesting, and it is not bad to be friends. You can continue to chat and get to know each other better.

4. Nice to meet you. I think this is my greatest luck today.

5. Girl, I don't have any infectious diseases. Why are you always avoiding me? Let's talk later.

6. At the speed of 1 yards, the first person I found on WeChat was you.

7. Don't you know that you have a refined and extraordinary temperament that deeply attracts others?

8. I have been imitating others, but when I look back, I find that I have surpassed everyone.