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Recommend modern romance novels with a brief introduction.
1 Translator
In April, the national examination for French majors just ended, and we are all waiting for the results.
The sunshine is fine, and it's a bright spring.
Looking out from the huge bright window of the library, you can see the blue sea in the distance, the sea rising in the spring breeze, and the big seagulls with open wings, which tempts people to be lazy. I sat in the library, tired of reciting, and looked through the dictionary casually. This is an old habit. One word I saw was fatalité, a feminine noun, fate, fate, and bad luck.
many people have read good articles, love, reality, and pain.
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The sky is blue in June. Author: Xin Wen
Falling in love with someone may be an instant thing. Hate a person, but it is a lifetime.
When I first met Qin Tianlang, Xia Weilan hated him.
She was twelve years old that year and was taken into his new home by her father.
Wei Lan's parents divorced when she was six years old, and the court awarded her to her mother.
but mother doesn't like her.
Xiaolan's father, Xia Yunsheng, is a real estate businessman who owns his own company and makes a lot of money.
"men become bad when they have money." Although this statement is vulgar, it is true in some cases.
The father with bulging wallet soon got another woman. From the mother's hateful curse, Wei Lan vaguely knew that the woman was a beautiful widow and had a son.
Because of her father's abandonment, her mother became Sister Xianglin, and she had to tell her father's fault to everyone. Wei Lan looks like her father, so she became the object of her mother's venting.
Later, my mother remarried. Stepfather is a wretched old man, and his blue eyes are always bedroom.
Wei Lan has heard too many stories about her stepfather molesting her stepdaughter from TV and books. For her own safety, she offered to live with her father. Mother certainly wanted it, and father didn't object.
She is an insecure and scheming woman. He is a handsome and outstanding man. Although he likes her in his heart, his pride does not allow him to bow to her. After years of not seeing each other, they meet again ...
3 Best Debater 1.2 Two Best Debaters
At first, the best debater was not the best debater. On the contrary, when she was a child, she was the kind of person who cried her eyes not her eyes but her nose not her nose when someone said "I won't play with you". But then how did the genetic mutation make waves? This has a historical origin:
First, her family moved from Chengdu to Chongqing.
second, she has grown from a small bean sprout to a fat wax gourd.
Third, she entered the management major.
actually, the third rule is the most fundamental. The best debater decided to turn over a new leaf after crying for three days, and vowed to exercise his eloquence to the outer building of Qingshan Building outside the mountain. The so-called dedication to work and love the best debater can't be found on the land of China, not to mention that she was dead set on her major when she was a student. Let's applaud!
by the way, this person with noble sentiments is Yang Mingyu, and that's me.
4 "Zhao Family Love" Part I "It's always sunny" Author: Agatha Copywriter
Not much to say, if the topic is the Zhao family's affair, affection, friendship and love, this article is a story, so the three children of Zhao family are inconsistent with family planning, so I would like to remind you here first, for nothing else, just that a large family is lively.
Search keywords: leading role: Zhao Qing, Zhao Yu, Zhao Zihui ┃ Supporting role: ┃ Others:
Very warm and romantic article, like ~ ~ Another article by Agatha's adult, Why Too Affectionate, is also very good-looking, so I would like to recommend
5 "I just like you" by Yi Lan
. And this theory is so exciting for me as a fledgling.
The year I was admitted to the university coincided with the closing of the Asian Games, which was greeted with joy by the people of China. I just turned 17.
I was standing at the door of the dormitory with my luggage, and I just wanted to hit my head against the wall. I finally arrived in Shanghai by train for dozens of hours, and I sneaked into the school gate of a medical university stupidly, but standing in front of the reception room of the girls' dormitory, I searched the list of freshmen posted on the wall and didn't find my own name. Shamefully carrying luggage, I returned to the department office and reported to the teacher, "Teacher, I can't find my room number."
The young teacher was surprised and said flatly, "Impossible. Let me look at my list here. Tell me, what's your name? "
"Lin Lixia."
"Lin Lixia? Why is it called this name? "
I timidly pretended to be very shy about this retarded question. "Tell the teacher that I was born in long summer that day."
The teacher looked up and gave me a wary look. "Lin Lixia? I only remember a bad guy named Lin Liguo? " After that, he quickly lowered his head to look for it on the list.
I wandered around the room with my eyes bored, and found a guy sitting in the corner, looking at me with a critical eye. After that moment of unintentional eye contact, he quickly turned his eyes away and returned to a piece of paper in his hand. I noticed that he was wearing a brand-name T-shirt and jeans, and his head was full of curly hair.
The youthful time, colorful college life, and the love that comes quietly ~ ~ Nice article
Part 2:
6 Author: Pearl
When I graduated from here, who would have thought that one day, the school would also become a show?
Wealth, power and status are always the aura that men pursue and the capital to show off. And women, show famous brand bags, show expensive jewelry, show big brand clothes, and the most important thing is still to show perfect men. So, when she was holding on to her student days, she was still the most perfect man in the department-Chu Qingjie appeared on the red carpet. Although she was the only one left, her little vanity was still cocked up and ostentatious ...
Jiang Zixi, Su Mo's current object; Chu Qingjie, a good friend that Su Mo has always liked ~ ~ Some people, once they miss it, will no longer; Some things, inadvertently long germination, infiltration of your heart, will eventually be found
7 "Mustard Men and Women" Author: Comfortable love between urban men and women after another, cut constantly, the reason is still chaotic ... People who used to sleep with me may not know it, but one day they will be crushed into mud and dust, and they will not be the same. Wind, you can't understand the drifting of clouds; Sand, you can't understand the vastness of the sea; God, you can't understand the loneliness of rain; Not every love has a result.
lobster and mustard, marriage and passion. Many things often go wrong according to one's own will, and love is no exception. The lovers in the novel finally ended their five-year sad love for the same reason-you gave me what I didn't want and you couldn't give what I wanted.
8 "Birds" Author: Yahu
What is the farthest distance in the world?
is it Tianya?
The lonely and proud back of the bird tells me
It's close at hand
This is a warm essay, and the author writes well. She told the story as if it happened around her, which would make people cry and laugh with the hostess unconsciously. There are also two men with different flavors. I believe you won't regret reading such a story.
9 "October in London" Author: There are tall and dense branches and leaves scattered on both sides of the other roads, and the foggy air is full of the unique fresh breath after the rain in London. Daylight saving time will end on the last Sunday of October, and autumn in London is walking slowly, with a calm mind.
At the end of the road stands Yaddo, who is running and breathless. She thinks London in October, no, she thinks the whole world is new.
this moment is extremely precious.
1 < before marriage > Author: anan About our first meeting, when I shouted that it was a mistake to see white teeth for life, my husband looked at me for a long time and said, "If you can get rid of the bad habit of eating after gargling, your teeth will turn white."
Is this a cold joke? Why do I think it's not funny at all?
Well, well, let's get to the point. I've been showing off for a long time. The focus of the story is me and my handsome husband, before and after marriage.
What do you mean, seeing white teeth is a mistake for life? Ann is the most understand, who let her first see Mr Tee mofei's white teeth when she was fascinated by seven meat eight elements, like a deer bumping around, I don't know what the past is. Although Mr. Tee's cold joke about teeth made her as cold as possible.
what do you mean, a small punishment is not enough to bully? Ann is also the most understanding, who let her play with fire to provoke Mr. Ti, let him erupt, and punish herself a little. Although a gentleman was hooked up by a witch girl first, he didn't realize it, which made her angry.
what does it mean to hold your hand and grow old with your son? Ann still knows best, who let her and Mr. Ti happen to be the realistic classic version of this sentence plus the superior upgraded version. Although she is ordinary outside and mediocre inside, she is an ordinary woman from the inside out; Mr. Ti is handsome in appearance and profound in connotation. He is a quality man from the outside to the inside.
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Author: black.f
I just slept for a while, but it was actually ten years after I woke up. I accepted the most annoying job, turned into the most annoying appearance, and married a man ... Although this man is still good, the relationship is extremely poor. It is not surprising that I am going to divorce soon. I broke my fingers and almost did all the things I decided not to do when I was seventeen. Let the 17-year-old minor solve this adult problem. At best, she can only leave one leg and entangle with her good brother who has always had a crush on her. This out-of-state life is even her own in the future. Can she divorce with a wave of her hand ... Well, let's divorce with a wave of her hand.
You can tell from the name that it is a humorous article ~ ~ I believe many readers like this type of
12 "Please call me a child" Author: Huilan
In life, do we have the power to be willful only when we are children?
If you meet someone who is willing to call you a child, do you know how to grasp this hard-won favor?
Anyone who has been young can see a lost truth from this article. They have a special beginning, a mature appearance but eager to keep their own children's happiness, eager to hear their lover call themselves children.
I think her longing touched me, as well as her faint thoughts on growth.
Tibetan Love (End) by the process of clearing the shadows ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ with a happy ending, I like this article about Tibetan love very much.
34 Duality (End) Author: Migrating with the wind
What do you think life is? Time is an axis, space is an axis, life is like a parabola, some people throw it once, some people throw it several times, but who's life is a straight line?
So, it's like solving equations in middle school, at least it's quadratic in one yuan. A woman meets two men, and either of them may have a positive solution. A man and a woman meet each other with a set of solutions of binary quadratic equations at that time. That's the truth.
in this world, who is still waiting for his own binary linear equation?
35 "Waltz of Love" (End) by Ye Guichen
This love dance, are two people dancing together, or are they dancing alone in front of the mirror ...
36 "Wind Dance" in Anning (End)
The man who is pressing hard and the woman who is struggling to resist will inevitably sink
He, a rebellious sophomore boy;
these two people ...
had to ...
looked up but didn't look down ...
MY GOD!
38 Lu Guanlan-"Salute to Shakespeare" (end)
The story of the hero and heroine meeting through the book has a feeling of flowing water. I quite like Lu Da's articles.
Lu Guanlan-Heart as Simple as Jane (serial)
Heart as simple as Jane, Jane Mu Xin Su, a simple urban love story. Just like life, every second is just the beginning.
4 Lu Guanlan-"Qing Qing Mo Shang Sang" (end)
The feud between the rich and powerful is surging. It's a bit like thinking about me
41 "If Life Only Meet at the First Time" (end) Author: Plum Yellow Rain
Warm and serene style, I like it.
42 "Jingyuan" (End) Author: Promise
She is a proud and headstrong young lady with her eyes above the top.
She said: He is so skillful that I can never beat him, and I will never know what he is thinking.
On the one hand, I am extremely dependent on him, and on the other hand, I strongly resist it. It is a miracle that I am not crazy.
He is an elite man who is smart and calm and loves God.
He said: Everyone knows what I want, except you.
I just want to love. Will use my most passionate feelings to blackmail me
When pride meets pride, when shrewdness meets shrewdness, a marriage that is not optimistic is even more precarious ...
It is not until after everything has changed that I find out who is right and who is wrong, which is no longer important in love ...
43 "You are still here" (end) by Xinyiwu
Su Yunjin: Actually. If one day we meet again, my only wish is-I hope he is unhappy.
Cheng Zheng: I have never regretted leaving you. However, no matter how far I go, I always believe that I will get you back one day.
44 "You are my tea" (end) Author: Banana
45 To us, the lingering love between urban men and women will eventually decay, and the reason will be chaotic ... The people who used to sleep with me may not know it, but one day it will be crushed into mud and dust, and it will not be the same. Wind, you can't understand the drifting of clouds; Sand, you can't understand the vastness of the sea; God, you can't understand the loneliness of rain; Not every love has a result.
46 prodigal son is not rare. Author: Graceful
Prodigal son will return for gold?
bah! Who said that? Let him die!
Cold winters and cold plums by Ling Shufen
Destiny always has its inextricable helplessness. And she, then sink in this kind of helpless.
the year I first met him, she was young. Ignorant childhood should be the purest and flawless stage in a girl's life. One child thinks that heaven and earth are equal to her little home, and her mother and father are like soldiers defending the worse, holding fast to the front line and not letting ugliness and pain, secrets and rumors cross the line.
however, after all, the heavenly soldiers and generals can't defeat the mysterious method of the heavenly emperor. So, God arranged for her to meet him.
that year, Kaimei was six years old.
I'm absolutely right. It's not rare! !
trying to trick me into changing my mind? It's not easy for me to let you talk! ! !
hey! Look at your good looks, good figure (three drools), home
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