Line reference of four funny sketches

Students Xiao Niu Niu, Jingjing, Wang Cai and Teacher A.

Wang Cai: People call me Wang Cai, and I call myself fart. You see, I didn't study hard since I was a child, and I didn't go to college. Now that I am unemployed, it is really difficult to find a job. Go to work, afraid of hardship. Go to work, I'm tired. It is best to be your own boss and start your own company. I found that the best money to earn now is student money. Look! The "burden-reducing company" tries its best to serve students and reduce their burden. The slogan of our company is: all for students, all for students. Hotline: Reduce the burden (959595).

(Xiao Niu Niu, Jing Jing Shang)

Xiao Niu Niu: I heard that there is a company next to the school that reduces the burden on students and does their homework. Isn't it harmful to start this company?

Jingjing: Yes! We have a light study burden now. What else should we reduce? Let's talk to the teacher and ask him to think of a way for us.

Xiao Niu Niu: OK, let's go now.

They come to the teacher's office to talk to the teacher. )

Xiao Niu Niu: Let's go now, like this, like this!

Jingjing: Go!

Niuniu: Wait a minute, I'll make a phone call first.

(takes out the phone and makes a phone call)

Wang Cai: (The bell rings and rejoices) Look, it's great to start a company. Business is coming! (Answering the phone) Hello, this is the burden reduction company. Our company is committed to serving students and friends. (insert: bah! Please press 1 for business introduction and 2 for manual service. (Insert: Select artificial service) Hello, 120 is at your service. Xiao Niu Niu: Hello, I am a student of our school. I heard that your company specializes in reducing students' burden. Our classmates are not clear. Let me ask you what service you have.

Wang Cai: Good! Let me introduce you!

Xiao Niu Niu: I'm afraid I can't hear you clearly on the phone. I will go to your company.

Wang Cai: Welcome, welcome to inspect! (Busy tidying up)

(They push the door and come in)

Wang Cai: Hello, welcome!

Jingjing: We are students at school. We want to ask.

Wang Cai: Please sit down, please sit down. The secretary poured a glass of water. (For a moment) Why hasn't it come yet? Oh! The secretary was not invited. Our company's' service' you put 240 heart.

Jingjing: (puzzled) 240 hearts, never heard of it?

Wang Cai: Put 120 hearts. Have you ever heard of it?

Xiao Niu Niu: I've heard of it.

Wang Cai: How about two people?

Jingjing: Two people have 240 hearts.

Xiao Niu Niu: Fortunately, it's not 250. What made you think of starting this company?

Wang Cai: You know what? I am an experienced person in this field, quite experienced.

Jingjing: Have you done it before?

Wang Cai: No, no, I have enjoyed this service since primary school. Every time I ask a classmate a question, I want it. ...

Niuniu: How much is it?

Wang Cai: At that time, it was free, half an eraser. Every time I ask my classmates to do their homework, I drop half a popsicle.

Xiao Niu Niu: Half a popsicle?

Wang Cai: I eat half and others eat half. The biggest price is to ask someone to pretend to be my brother to go to school. Once, the teacher asked my family to go, and I invited my big brother next door. Guess what? He insisted that I buy him a watermelon.

Jingjing: What was the result?

Wang Cai: I went to the field and stole a watermelon. He eats watermelon and I throw it out. My ass gave my dad flowers.

Xiao Niu Niu: How is your service anyway?

Wang Cai: The company is creating a brand and will announce 3? 15 recommended brands. The quality must be first-class, and it is absolutely confidential for you.

Xiao Niu Niu: Great!

Wang Cai: It's just opened now, and students are given a 20% discount.

Wang Chun: Our future is long-term.

Wang Cai: In the long run, you can become our member. This member can not only get a discount, but also get points for every purchase. We will also hold various activities for our members.

Xiao Niu Niu: Good service is not enough. We need to know how good you are. Which university did you graduate from?

Wang Cai: University? Um ... squatting at home.

Frye: Wow, that chinemys reevesii!

Wang Cai: How can you swear, junior?

Frye: I didn't scold you!

Wang Cai; How can you say I am chinemys reevesii?

Frye: Turtles are returned students, referred to as turtles for short. You are really a sesame seed cake on the street.

Wang Cai: How about this?

Little Niu Niu: The dregs of the earth are falling off. Which country are you squatting in?

Wang Cai: It's in China.

Xiao Niu Niu: Domestic? I haven't even heard of it.

Wang Cai: This ... this ... To be honest, I didn't go to college.

Frye: Which one is squatting? ...

Wang Cai: I just stayed at home and taught myself.

The two chorus: Can you solve the problem of primary school without going to college?

Wang Cai: Solving difficult problems is the main business. Elementary school questions are too easy. For me, it's just a cat catching a mouse-forget it.

Xiao Niu Niu: Then let me ask you some questions.

Wang Cai: Piece of cake.

Xiao Niu Niu: 10 How much is half plus half minus half?

Wang Cai: Isn't it still ten o'clock?

Frye: (laughs) Wrong! 10 plus half is 15, subtract half and you will have 7% 5!

Wang Cai: Oh, dear! It was careless of you to ask another question.

Xiao Niu Niu: You should listen carefully this time. A man is crossing the river and walking on a wooden bridge. Suddenly, a big tiger walked across the bridge and only heard a plop. Think about it. Why?