Fate can't stop funny jokes

Every working day before the long vacation, the earth is completely divided into two kinds of people. One is still sticking to his post, and the other is taking early leave to be happy. Go to bed after 12 every night, feeling that a new day has won the starting line compared with those who go to bed early.

Well, I think I won several rounds at the starting line.

Four tragedies in life: long haze meets nectar, working overtime; Have a holiday on sunny days and work overtime. In the evening, there are few stars in the moon, working overtime; Work overtime when the wind is clear and the clouds are light. (Wandering Bat)

Before the holiday, the editor-in-chief came to me and said, which one do you want to hear? There is good news and bad news.

I said, "You tell the bad news first!"

The editor-in-chief said, "The bad news is that you have to work seven extra days during the holiday!" " "

"What's the good news?"

"The good news is that express delivery doesn't rest. You can enjoy broadband in the company and buy things casually! " (Big Head and his friends)

No wonder these couriers fight so hard. Look at the advertising language of other companies.

Go back to the unit to get the certificate at night. Suddenly I heard something in the next office. A deep voice shouted, "Dude, clip!" "Lying in the trough seems to have found something amazing!

I couldn't help looking at the probe and laughing: I heard wrong. What people say is not buddy clamping, but "buddy, stand up!" " Hehe, they are working overtime for the project. (Five elements belong to two)

Well, there is a lot of helplessness in life, isn't there?

World, you can't do this to me.

Is there anyone who likes autumn as inexplicably as I do? I feel the weather is cool and comfortable. When I go out, I can wear a small coat to cover my fat. There are many holidays, and things are discounted. I can sleep in with a quilt at home. ........................................................................................................... (reeling score dragonfly captain)

"I want to go out to play while the autumn is crisp! Please introduce a place with few people! "

"School!"

"..." (@ National Handsome Representative)

But in the vast sea of people, I recognized you at a glance!

Second brother, what did you do this time?

A pickup truck carrying pigs rolled over in the public security section of Erguang Expressway, and a car and commercial vehicle behind it failed to avoid it, causing a scraping accident. Eight pigs on the truck escaped from the iron cage, and one of them, 1, also got out of the guardrail and ran to the farmland on the roadside.

It was not until the police arrived that they were subdued and a crane was invited to reload them on the truck.

20 14 thriller "conspiracy to dismember slaughterhouse on guillotine road" ...

Fighting is just a cover! Obviously, it was premeditated, and there was an organized escape during the escort! The next page is more exciting ~ ~ ~