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Graduation speech 1

Dear teachers and students:

Hello everyone!

Through the joint efforts of everyone, the 20-level military training in our sch

5 speeches for graduating class

Graduation speech 1

Dear teachers and students:

Hello everyone!

Through the joint efforts of everyone, the 20-level military training in our sch

5 speeches for graduating class

Graduation speech 1

Dear teachers and students:

Hello everyone!

Through the joint efforts of everyone, the 20-level military training in our school has successfully completed the established objectives and tasks and achieved complete success. Here, on behalf of the school, I would like to express my warm congratulations to all the teachers and students who participated in this military training! I would like to express my high respect and heartfelt thanks to all the instructors who have worked hard and contributed selflessly in the past few days.

First of all, I want to thank our instructor. During military training, all instructors not only teach scientifically and rigorously with a high sense of responsibility and rigorous work style during the day; Even in the evening, I took the trouble to get together urgently for training. Showed the excellent spiritual outlook of military officers and soldiers in the new century to teachers and students. Instructors' positive attitude, high-spirited fighting spirit, brave and tenacious character, hard-working style and discipline concept of obeying orders and commands will surely become an example for students to learn. Let's pay high tribute to all the instructors with warm applause again!

It has been raining for several days in military training, but our classmates braved the wind and rain to step on the mud, fully developed the spirit of struggle, dared to challenge themselves and difficulties, and showed a good mental outlook. You have assiduously studied the basic military knowledge and skills, and achieved high spirits, neat queues and proper actions. You always set yourself by the standards of a soldier, and you have developed your own style, level and will. Many students stand out and become excellent models, such as Huang, Zhou and Zhao.

Yes, military training has improved students' cultural accomplishment, made their organization disciplined and strengthened their spirit of unity and cooperation. Military training gives students a military posture, soul and prestige. Here, I congratulate our students in Grade 20 on successfully passing the test of military training, a compulsory course in life.

Students, military training has turned a new page in life, and it has also left us with beautiful memories forever. In just a few days, what we have learned is strict organizational discipline and the style of not being afraid of hardship and fatigue, strong will and the spirit of going forward, strong patriotism and the ideal of serving the motherland. Students should cherish the harvest of military training, remember what they have learned and the truth of being a man, seriously feel the patriotism of soldiers and see what they do. In the future study and practice, we should bring in the moral character and style developed during the military training, standardize our words and deeds with high standards and strict requirements, abide by school rules and discipline, exercise hard, abide by discipline and trustworthiness, strive for self-reliance, unity and friendship, and be a respected and outstanding middle school student.

Students, some people say that hardship is a fortune in life. I said: Military training is a student's greatest wealth. Let's share this wealth! Let's give warm applause and thank all the officers and men who gave us this wealth again.

Finally, let's take military training as an opportunity to overcome ourselves, surpass ourselves, keep forging ahead and move towards a brilliant tomorrow!

Thank you!

Graduation speech 2

Dear leaders and teachers,

Hello everyone!

On behalf of all the teachers attending the meeting, please allow me to express my heartfelt thanks to the meticulous organization of the ministries and agencies and Yang Da University, the careful guidance of five experts including Liu Jian, all the management personnel of this meeting and the warm service of Shita Hotel in the past five days. At the same time, I thank all the teachers and experts for recommending me and giving me such a precious opportunity to communicate with you here. The theme of my report today is the power of thought.

My experience is that "smart teachers try to occupy students' minds, while stupid teachers blindly occupy students' time." Although it is common for teachers to delay classes and seize small subjects in some areas, we can't get involved, which is not good for improving your educational literacy. Maybe students give in to the authority of the teacher. If you don't fight for time, students will give you the cold shoulder. It is not surprising that the new teacher thinks so. All of you here are elites from all over the province, but we can't think so.

In junior high school, I was fascinated by Chinese because I liked the snake on my wrist when the Chinese teacher wrote on the blackboard. When I was in normal school, I showed my capriccio to the headmaster, who appreciated it and specially invited me to have a long talk. Since then, I have been fascinated by his pedagogy, and the effect is so good. You must have had similar experience! Sometimes, the details of a teacher's education, perhaps a knowing smile or a wave of gentle eyes, are enough to open the students' hearts, touch their heartstrings, shock their hearts and stay in their hearts. What you get is not ten minutes and ten hours of tutoring, but the students' whole heart and even life, which is the students' lasting interest and growing enthusiasm for the subject you teach. In contrast, which is better or worse? So I said, "Smart teachers try to occupy students' hearts, while stupid teachers just occupy students' time."

I like to say "heart" instead of "heart", because the heart is three-dimensional and linear; Smart mind, dull mind; The mind is intuitive and savvy, and the mind is rational and straightforward. Didn't you say "I can still feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn"? It is a joke because there is a heart in it, hence the name "heart". However, the mind is really mysterious. It needs understanding rather than perception, thinking rather than demonstration.

Some people say that the mind is really as mysterious and has great potential as you say? Give a common example and you will be convinced. Everyone has a dream, right? Sometimes, after a nap or nap, you will dream that you have experienced an exam or a long journey or that your life has been ups and downs for many years. That is to say, our mind (brain), a strange dream factory, has published and interpreted the longest life story with a very short dream time (it is said that the longest dream is less than three seconds, which I have not verified). Doesn't this strange proportion of time make you admire the wonder of the mind? I don't want to talk about the dream here. Isn't that crazy? We are just surprised by the breakthrough in the combination of time and space in the way dreams are presented, and we are convinced that the mind is a huge storage and processing space. Its memory is not 100gb or 1000gb, but infinite ghz, and its running frequency is not 3ghz or 30ghz. So I say that all successful educators and excellent special-grade teachers are not only bound by the teaching design of a certain knowledge point or subject, but respect students' hearts and are good at exploring students' hearts. It can be said that the success of educators is first of all the success of psychology. In this sense, all of us here can become successful educators and special teachers. The key is whether your concern for students' hearts is enough to attract them.

Although time wars and attrition wars can also temporarily occupy students' minds and improve performance assessment, they are more about destroying students' minds and trampling on human nature. Students are disgusted, and this way of learning has not grown and is unsustainable. My school is a suburban middle school, and there is a serious loss of excellent students. However, my previous performance appraisal was always the top in the whole region, and the senior high school entrance examination ranked the top three in the city, and the supermarket scored more than ten points. All the subjects in my class as head teacher are also the first in the whole school. Students in our class learn easily and win in reality. With what? It depends on the same desire of teachers and students, on the infinite enthusiasm of teachers for education, on the lasting care for students' hearts, and on the war between fatigue and time to sleep out human nature. My educational creed is "Smart teachers try to occupy students' minds, while stupid teachers blindly occupy students' time."

Some teachers will ask, how can we effectively occupy students' hearts? Occupation of students' mind is a comprehensive product including teachers' language, role model, style, attitude, cultivation and hobbies (I call it teachers' mind and its externalization). Because students' personalities are different, perhaps it is a bud of the teacher's mind and its externalized branches that make students feel the breath of spring and the vitality of life. But just like cooking jiaozi, it is water that makes jiaozi float. Without fire and electricity, it is impossible for water to make jiaozi float. Therefore, a mental factor or externalized form of our teacher infects and guides students' minds, which must be the result of multiple factors or the joint action of * * * before or behind the scenes. Therefore, teachers should first strengthen their self-cultivation, so that your mind and externalized form can infect and lead students.

When meeting new students, no matter whether you are tall or short, your first standing posture is enough to make students feel safe and trustworthy, and your first gesture is enough to make students feel warm and swaying. Teachers should pay more attention to students' lives, try to figure out their psychology, give them an encouraging look when they fail, give them a comfort when they are treated unfairly, give them your concern when they are helpless, say "Happy birthday to you" on his birthday, and tell him "I'll wait for you at the next intersection" when he wants to give up his efforts. Let your education life be full of humanity, spread human feelings and unite people. My colleagues often ask me in confusion: "You never hit students at work. Why do they always like to read your books and do your questions? " Because I don't have pressure to guide, I just want to occupy the students' hearts, so it is my luck to win time. Those who claim that "I won't occupy the position of students, and other subjects will also occupy it" will not hesitate to make both teachers and students suffer. Most of them lose students' hearts while taking up their time. Don't forget, learning is essentially a kind of spiritual communication and movement, and the passage of time is only its external form.

Well, because of time, I can't say more. I am very happy to see so many teachers show great interest. My e-mail address is xxx. We'll talk when we have a chance. Thank you!

The third speech of the graduating class

Mentors and students:

Hello, everyone, I am a student of xx Nice Xi An Shiti, and my name is xxx. I am very happy to stand with you today.

Young me, I have too much curiosity about the world and feel like trying. But I have never been firm in my choice. I had a year's experience in beauty work, and finally I was not firm enough because of my belief. I chose to give up,

But I like this job very much, so I still take this job as my goal and start looking for a job myself. By chance, I saw the store of xx Janice, and my first impression was that the store environment was very good. Through consultation, I know what kind of enterprise xx Nice is, and its standardization and specialization deeply attract me.

So I chose xx Nisi. I am now a member of the tenth ladder in Xi 'an, Nice, xx. When I first went to the head office for an interview that day, Teacher Ma mainly introduced me. She said that the initial training was hard, but there will be a platform for improvement in the future. After listening to Mr. Ma's introduction to me, I am more sure that I want to join this group.

On the first day of training, I felt bored because the people around me were strangers. I still had a feeling that I couldn't keep up with the class at that time, but I felt very comfortable and kind after getting acquainted with my colleagues and teachers. When I first came here, I thought, after all, I am in the beauty industry, so it should not be difficult to learn. But when I first learned this technology, I knew I was wrong. My first feeling is that xx Nice's technology is much more sophisticated. No matter where you are, there are different technologies to do it. I no longer think I can be so self-righteous and start to really abandon the past and accept the present. Everyone will sweat a lot after practicing skills every afternoon. I will definitely try, try and try again.

It's been a week since the training. The teacher said that among the students on the tenth ladder, those who failed should be eliminated. At that time, I was very upset and even more scared. Because I think I really don't work hard these days, for fear of being eliminated. So on Sunday's rest day. I spent the whole day practicing this technique with several colleagues. I didn't dare to relax until I was sure I really remembered it. Before you know it, it's already night. So I practiced all day. Even more tired than attending class, but knowing that you will not be eliminated, it is worthwhile to pay more. I was lucky to get the teacher's approval. The anxiety in my heart has finally eased a little. Later, the teacher taught several skills, probably because it was too boring. I will work hard in my heart, and I will not learn anything in the end, and I will be impatient. Because everyone else has learned, I am still struggling. Then the teacher saw my confusion. Let me sort things out in the hall alone. I slowly adjust my mood and sort out my thoughts. It only took me twenty minutes to sort out all my notes, which made me understand that I really can't be impatient. Have a calm mood, so that you can do well, because of this, I have passed the skill of that day again, and my heart is so cool.

One day at noon, I had a fever and felt very uncomfortable. The teacher is worried about me, even though I always say I'm fine. But in the end, the teacher was anxious to take me to the hospital. People are always fragile when they are sick, and I cry when I draw blood. Holding the teacher tightly, the teacher coaxed me and made me laugh like a mother and a friend. Although I know some children are like this. But it's really nice to have someone to care about when you're sick.

Although these are only small things, they will all be my precious memories. I thank my teachers and colleagues. In xx years, Janice made me firm in my goal. Teachers' encouragement and concern. Colleagues unite and love each other. It's all my motivation I will work hard, and so will all the students on the tenth ladder. Let's do it. Come on. Let's go

The fourth speech of the graduating class

Dear teachers and students:

Hello everyone!

Another summer, we came to East China Normal University again, and I couldn't help but think of the grand ceremony that we attended the advanced seminar for special-grade teachers and municipal academic leaders in Nanjing last summer. Now time flies, and in a blink of an eye, we successfully completed our studies through a series of meticulous and effective training. At this time, I think every teacher and I are in the same mood, and we are excited about this diploma; We are moved by the teacher who diligently guides our training, and also by another brand-new beginning!

This training takes "theoretical study and practical research" as our constantly developing learning and research mode, combines teaching with self-study, reflects on education and teaching behavior in theoretical study, and combines topic research with teaching practice, and refines corresponding education and teaching ideas in our educational practice. Research tasks such as theoretical study, practical study and graduation thesis make each of our students become scholars and scientific research teachers.

Meditation practice-we seize this rare learning opportunity and practice meditation; Sincere discussion-mutual communication and discussion again and again, let us have a harmonious learning atmosphere and constantly collide with the spark of wisdom; Practice with your heart-every assignment and every experience will be a new starting point for our development. We braved the heat to attend the closed study for half a month. The scorching sun outside can't stop the teachers' enthusiasm for learning: many teachers give up the travel opportunities organized by the school and sit in the classroom and listen attentively. Maybe we gave up the pleasure of enjoying the great rivers and mountains of our motherland, but realized the pleasure of knowledge in our study; Some teachers have overcome difficulties at home and at work and devoted themselves to their studies without hesitation. In order to complete the training task, some teachers still write under the desk lamp after returning home at night, sort out their study notes and put their families aside. In the report exchange class, the teachers carefully prepared and had another wonderful teaching and research class; During the exchange seminar, teachers spoke freely, and classic expositions emerged one by one; High-quality reflections and papers show the diligent and thoughtful qualities of students. Maybe we passed the beautiful scenery, maybe the busy work doomed us to learn to speed up our steps, maybe we owe too much to our family responsibilities, but we have gained real knowledge in this training, and we can bring happiness to more children with our own strength. We can record this without any regrets: we have not failed to live up to the expectations of the leaders of the Municipal Education Bureau, wasted the efforts of the teachers of Xiaozhuang College, and even missed the ingenious ideas of the professors of China Normal University.

If the teacher is illuminating others and burning his own ladder, it is our training teacher who is making ladders for us. Among them are the leaders of the Municipal Education Bureau who gave us this training opportunity and organized activities, the teachers of Zhang Wei Xiaozhuang College, the head teacher who has been with us throughout the study process, and the professor of China Normal University who gave us guidance in class. It is their selfless dedication that has led to the famous outstanding teachers gathered here today. Every teacher's growth is like a bud in bud, which cannot be separated from the careful care of leading experts and teachers. Our success is brilliant, but the real hero is a pair of powerful hands behind the scenes. We have changed from a fledgling young teacher to a municipal backbone teacher. Along the way, we got flowers and applause, but what we left you was sweat and hard work. We can't express our gratitude. We can only take this opportunity, on behalf of all the students, to the city leaders who care about our growth and to the training teachers who give us selfless help, to sincerely say: You have worked hard!

Looking back on the study time of one year, we have experienced the hardships of study, the happiness of success, the colorful teaching world and the hardships of teachers, and solved many puzzles that we can't let go of in school work. Finally, with everyone's efforts and help, we successfully completed our studies and added a lot of color to our teaching career. Today's graduation does not mean the end of our study. We will continue to work harder to explore the sea of teaching and turn the theoretical knowledge we have learned into practical knowledge that every student can benefit from. This kind of training is bound to accumulate the thickness of all students' understanding of educational theory, broaden their thinking horizons and enhance their awareness and ability of educational research.

Finally, please allow me to express the heartfelt wishes of all our students in a paragraph: if the spring and autumn can last for one season, we are willing to dedicate every warmth to our children; If the flowers bloom only once, we would like to leave the most splendid beauty to the students; If the vicissitudes of life, the sun and the moon can be reincarnated, we would like to draw a sunset for each smiling face; If there is another choice in life, we are still willing to write our fleeting time on this three-foot platform!

The fifth speech of the graduating class

New employees comrades:

Hello everyone!

After three days of intensive study, the first 20xx training course for new employees of the branch will end today. The general manager's office attached great importance to this training, and specifically told the office to carefully organize this training. Teacher Li took time out of his busy schedule and gave a vivid and profound first lesson for the training class. Comrades who teach in various departments have also made careful preparations and taught in all aspects. Students also overcame many difficulties such as busy work and heavy tasks, studied hard and remembered carefully, completed the teaching plan and achieved good results. Although this training is short and rich in content, it has gained a lot. Through intensive training, we have further understood xx's corporate culture, unified our thinking, increased our business knowledge and skills, broadened our horizons, broadened our thinking, mastered and understood many rules and regulations that new employees need to know, and achieved the expected goal. However, due to the tight time and rich content, the teaching method is mainly indoctrination. Therefore, you are required to continue to digest, deeply understand the learning content, and take time out to study by yourself. Familiar with and master business skills and professional knowledge as soon as possible, and put into work in a better state.

Comrades, although this training is over, the ship of your career has just set sail. I hope that you will take this training meeting as a new starting point and new impetus, further strengthen your study, practice hard, work hard and explore hard, make due contributions to the sustainable development of Dalian Branch, and accelerate the realization of the 20xx work target.

Finally, I wish you all smooth work, successful career and continuous progress!