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A prisoner of war got a disease and his left hand was cut off. He asked the enemy to send his left hand back to his motherland. The other party was very moved and did the same. Soon, his right hand was also cut off, and he once again requested that his right hand be sent back to the motherland for approval. Later, his left leg was amputated, but when he asked to send it back to his motherland, he was rejected. The prisoner of war asked, "Why can I do it twice before, but not this time?" The other party said solemnly, "We suspect that you escaped in stages."

A brother went to the toilet and ended up in the ladies' room by mistake. When I went in, I found there was no urinal. It doesn't feel right Fortunately, there is no one in the ladies' room. He walked out casually. When I opened the door, I met a mm who came in. Mm had a face-to-face with him, blushed, lowered her head, and turned to drill in the men's room.