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How do men like women coquetry?

1. How do men like women to be spoiled? 1. Be cute and ask some cute questions, such as "Why are legs longer than hands?" The reason why Yang Yuying is "sweet" is that besides the sound and dimples, another trick is to ask some stupid questions: "How high is the sun? How many stars are there? " If you are a road idiot, congratulations! You can show it unscrupulously in front of it. If you can't find the way, it will make him feel very cute! If he is good at finding ways. 2. A little knowledge of Korean and Japanese in Hong Kong and Taiwan is a more suitable language for girls to coquetry. You can learn a few words for life and benefit a lot. Taiwan Province girls are born with a lovely Japanese accent. Korean girls can not only learn to speak, but also learn to be cute, enough to kill all otaku! 3, full of bad ideas when facing a man, although we should watch him more, watch more news and know more about state affairs, but a woman is a woman after all, and we should learn to be a little woman in front of him, full of "vulgar things", such as how to kiss, how to flirt, how to confess, how to wear stockings and so on. You can also pinch him when he is not looking to make sure he can't control himself. 4, deliberately angry Sometimes you need to be deliberately angry, don't say nothing to be angry, this shows that you don't care enough about him, if you can get angry occasionally, he will be very happy, but remember not to have a cold war, the time should not exceed one day, and grasp the degree yourself. 5. Girls who love to laugh are the cutest. First of all, you should learn to laugh. Quiet girls are very heavy. This is a heart stone for the hero, which will make him breathless and have no sense of accomplishment. Therefore, for a girl in love, laughter is very important. If the hero is the wind, you should be the sand. Show him the change, the best change is the response, and the best response is the smile. 6. Be careful occasionally. This is a double-edged sword. If you don't use it, you will appear uninterested, heartless and lacking "war breath"; I get bored when I use it too much. Like Lin Daiyu, you are in trouble and coughing up blood! What do we do? The safest way is to turn the yin qi into eyes in time after getting angry. This is most like the weather in spring, like a child who has not been weaned, worrying about one inch and enjoying one mile. 7. Give him a nickname, nickname. Give him all kinds of nicknames, nicknames. After a while, give him a different nickname for qq, WeChat and telephone contact. Be creative and fun. It's okay. You can call him by his nickname. Occasionally send him a screenshot or let him see the different titles you deliberately gave him, and he will snicker. 8, a little savage sometimes needs a little savage girlfriend's momentum. If he loves you, he will like you to abuse him occasionally. Try to pinch him, hit him, twist him, tear him, bite him, and point him with your fingers. The behavior of these women. 9, unreasonable trouble must win, and unreasonable trouble must win him, it is best to be obvious, but not too serious, the atmosphere should be relaxed and active, not serious and unreasonable, it may be counterproductive. Every time you beat him, you can comfort him, give him a candy or a big hug, kiss or something. 10, lying in his arms will occasionally stick to him, such as in the cinema, on the road in the suburbs, on the edge of an empty square, lying in his arms, which is a very warm approach and gentle trust. 1 1, say something ambiguous, such as "hate". This is a strange word that men in love like to hear, because it represents a kind of intimacy, slightly ambiguous, and not every man is qualified to answer. For the heroine, it will be especially satisfying and enjoyable to say this word, and there is a wonderful smell of "anger". It would be even more confusing to drag a small tail. 12, children's language is used more, and men are protective. Sometimes you can learn from the way they talked to their father when they were young, which will make him think you are cute and want to protect you more, such as "people don't play with you" and "you are a bad person" 13, love to play, show him your most naive and romantic side. At this time, you are defenseless and very cute. Men like to see this innocence. 14. Be a happy foodie, mostly eating delicious food. In fact, this is also a point that attracts men. Men watch their girlfriends eat because eating is a blessing, and they feel full of happiness when they eat too much, but remember not to eat fat. Pay attention to control. And eating snacks is also a feature of children. Try to act like a child. You need to be cared for and loved. 15, timid, afraid of pain, women should be weaker, men will be more protective, and men will not think you are afraid of pain and timid. Because their male nature tells them that women are like this. So I need to protect her. Of course, we should also show our courage appropriately. Second, the coquetry that men want to hear most is 1. How do you know everything! Whether there is real material or not, men are more or less chivalrous and like to show their "unique skills" in front of women by surprise. Women also hope that the men at home are not only computer experts, but also plumbers and cross-electrical maintenance. At this time, in their eyes, men who are so busy and sweaty also have a different kind of sexy charm. In fact, many compliments are nonsense. Who doesn't know how much he weighs? But often such nonsense will become a stimulant for men. Such praise is an encouragement and recognition. No man doesn't like it. Men give people the impression that they are steady and rational. However, men like to hear compliments from others because they like to be worshipped. They like being praised for their cleverness and protecting others. Let's take a look at six love words that men like to hear from women. Women in love should learn. 2. It's simple to miss you, but the effect is extraordinary. The index that makes women blush and heartbeat will never lose to the straightforward and melodramatic "I love you", which is neither artificial nor gentle. Men don't like to say "love" all the time, but they won't refuse such a simple and concise word that can make women tender. Besides, this word is quite convenient. Even if a text message or a phone call is only two or three words, a woman's eyes will be instantly soft. Men give people the impression that they are steady and rational. However, men like to hear compliments from others because they like to be worshipped. They like being praised for their cleverness and protecting others. Let's take a look at six love words that men like to hear from women. Women in love should learn. I like your nose. Pick one thing. There is always one thing to praise. Men care about appearance as much as women, and targeted praise may be exchanged for his pretentious indifference or childish naughty response. Men always scoff at women's lingering "love you and miss you", but they applaud them for giving him extra points directly, especially the subtle sexual hints hidden in this sweet talk will always make them unconsciously lose their minds. Men give people the impression that they are steady and rational. However, men like to hear compliments from others because they like to be worshipped. They like being praised for their cleverness and protecting others. Let's take a look at six love words that men like to hear from women. Women in love should learn. 4. You are really interesting. Humor is a magic weapon to focus on the popularity of women. Men with a sense of humor are always popular among women. Many men worry about their lack of sense of humor, and many men practice their sense of humor but can't get in. They always use funny jokes and inappropriate teasing to cause silence. As long as he is not a clown who is full of ugliness or grandstanding, it is definitely more important to praise him for his sense of humor than for his handsome and generous. After being praised as humorous and interesting, men will try their best to keep their names. Just wait and see how he makes you laugh in different ways. 5. You are very important to me! Even if it is disgusting, even if he is a little smug after listening, he must be very useful in his heart! There are some sweet words to say to your left ear. A tough-looking boy also has a soft piece in his heart. Only occasional trifles can make him love you more. Third, women's coquetry skills Women's coquetry skills 1, tone, expression to be cute and lively coquetry needs tone coordination. If he is angry, hold his hand with his head down and say "Honey, I was wrong" or "Don't be angry". Needless to say anything melodramatic, but the expression must be lovely and lively. 2, coquetry must have its own style, coquetry must have its own style, and gradually strengthen. You can also learn from others, but you must choose an example similar to your own temperament. Usually observe how the characters in the film and television dramas are spoiled and learn to stand by. 3, coquetry should pay attention to the panoramic scene is not suitable for coquetry. Imagine a man talking to others when his girlfriend suddenly came over and hugged himself and said, "Dear, people miss you so much." Such a move is likely to make the other person unnatural and feel rejected. 4. To understand a man's psychology, where is his psychological bottom line, to what extent can he tolerate you, and what is his resistance to coquetry? A smart woman won't make a move until she knows this. 5. A planned pet should be good at creating opportunities. In fact, to put it bluntly, you should first make him happy and do something that surprises and makes him happy. At this time, you will take out a bill, he will smile at you, and then move the wallet. 6. Seize the opportunity to coquetry when it is time to coquetry. The opportunity for coquetry is fleeting. Female compatriots should speak out when the road is rough, and coquetry when it is time to coquetry, seize the opportunity and succeed. How do men like women coquetry? 2. Verbal coquetry: 1. Give each other an exclusive nickname. General titles such as: dear, husband, etc. After a long time, it loses its freshness. But giving each other a "exclusive code name" will double your sense of exclusivity and sweetness. With such a catalyst, the relationship between the two will be both interesting and fresh. 2. Use negative sentences to express emotions. Although you are jealous, although you are dissatisfied with his behavior, don't say it directly. Expressing it in negative sentences will make people see that you are restraining jealousy or dissatisfaction. For example, "I'm not jealous" and "I'm not angry" and so on. 3, the top language "hate". The seductive word "hate" can release your gentle, charming and feminine side on any occasion. But you can't use this word too much, otherwise people will think you are too artificial. 4, occasionally play to depend on unreasonable trouble. When there are contradictions, you can occasionally say "I don't care" and "I will" in a lovely tone. Doing so can not only let the other party know your position, but also prevent the quarrel from becoming a quarrel and ease your atmosphere. Second, physical coquetry 1, gentle violence. Selectively use some female-specific actions, such as biting him, pinching him, hammering him, clicking him and so on. 2. Lean in his arms. Lean gently in his arms, which can increase trust. Specific locations: parks, cinemas, squares, etc. 3. Close to each other, stick your head in each other's arms, raise your head slightly, as if complaining. At this time, boys will hold you tightly.