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The origin, stories and jokes of Christmas and New Year's Day are urgently needed.
Every year, 65438+February 25th is the day when most Christians in the world commemorate the birth of Jesus.
There was no Christmas at the beginning of the church, and it didn't happen until about one hundred years after Jesus ascended to heaven. It is said that the first Christmas was held in A.D. 138 at the initiative of Bishop St Clemens of Rome. The first Christmas in the history of the church was in 336 AD. Because the Bible does not clearly remember the time when Jesus was born, the date of Christmas varies from place to place.
It was not until 440 AD that the Holy See designated 65438+February 25th as Christmas. In A.D. 1607, church leaders from all over the world gathered in Bethlehem, which further confirmed this point. Since then, most Christians in the world have regarded 65438+February 25th as Christmas. In fact, it doesn't matter which day it is, but it is important to know that it is to commemorate the birth of the savior Jesus.
Story: Legend has it that there was a kind-hearted declining aristocrat whose life was very difficult. His three daughters are getting married soon, and he is sad that he has no money to buy them a dowry. On the festive Christmas Eve, three girls curled up on the kang and went to bed early, leaving their father to sigh.
Santa decided to help them. He scattered a lot of gold in their chimney and fell into the socks that the girls were baking by the fire. From then on, they lived a happy life ... Christmas socks came into being.
Joke: I heard that you will lay eggs in a few days, really? Then I must wish you a happy egg laying (Christmas)! Your balls will be full moon again in a few days, so I wish you a happy New Year's Day in advance! Send.
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