Funny and humorous joke story 500 words

1. One day, I invited my friends to dinner. I guess I ate too much and kept burping in the car: "Uh, uh, uh," and there was a rabbit sitting on his mother's lap. He said, "Xiang Tiange! The whole car was laughing crazy, and I was the only one who held back until I suffered internal injuries. A new female colleague is so beautiful that we coughed twice in front of her! The woman said very gently, "Do you have a cold? Idiot man is a little ... 1. One day, I invited my friend to dinner. I guess I ate too much, and I kept burping in the car: "Uh-huh, uh-huh," and there was a little rabbit sitting on his mother's lap. He said, "Quxiang Xiang Tiange!" Everyone in the car laughed crazy, and I was the only one who held back until I suffered internal injuries ... 2. A new female colleague was very beautiful, and we coughed twice in front of her! The woman said very gently, "Did you catch a cold?" The idiot man said with a little excitement, "Well, a little." Woman: "Then you stay away from me!" We laughed on the spot! My girlfriend broke up with me last week, and I still don't understand why. She asked me how many girlfriends I had. I said counting her three, the first one is nothing special, quite ordinary, and the second one is a little literary. Then she slapped me and broke up with me. For the sake of computer security, a house girl next door installed a facial recognition software at noon. After removing makeup tonight, the computer won't work anyway. Dong Zhuo invited Lu Bu and other confidants to dinner, and accompanied him by the story of Diusim. In order to test the loyalty of his confidant, Dong Zhuo ordered the story of Diusim to be blackened on his chest. Then when eating, the power suddenly went out and it was dark! Soon the phone came again. Dong Zhuo found that everyone's hands were black, but Lu Bu's hands were clean! Dong Zhuo decided to reward Lu Bu! Lu Bu smiled happily, showing his black teeth. One day, the teacher drew a peach, which was too similar to * * *. The student laughed, the teacher cried, and the principal looked at it and said, naughty boy, draw a peach for the teacher! The teacher passed away.