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Primary school students make sentences!

1. Question: While... while...

Children: He was taking off his clothes and putting on his pants at the same time.

Teacher’s comment: Should he take it off? Or should he wear it?

2. Topic: Among them

Children: One of my left feet is injured.

Teacher’s comment: Are you a centipede?

3. Topic: Continuously

Children: After get off work, Dad came home one after another.

Teacher’s comment: How many fathers do you have?

4. Topic: Sad

Children: There is a ditch in front of my house. It’s sad.

Teacher’s comment: The teacher is even sadder

. Topic: And and

Children: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin.

Teacher’s comment: Is your mother a Transformer?

6. Topic: Look

Children: What are you looking at! Haven’t you seen it?

Teacher’s comment: Don’t be too arrogant

7. Topic: Prosperity

Children write: Confession of Prosperity.

Teacher’s comment: Don’t watch too many TV series!

8. Topic: Delicious

Children wrote: Tasty as hell.

Teacher: .........

9. Topic: Innocence

The child wrote: It’s so hot today.

Teacher’s comment: You are so naive

10. Topic: Sure enough

The child said: Yesterday I ate fruit .Then drink cold water

Teacher’s comment: They are phrases and cannot be separated

11. Question: First... then... Example: Eat first, Take a shower again.

Children: Goodbye, sir!

Teacher’s comment: .............

12. Topic: What’s more

Children: A train passed by, what’s what’s what’s what’s

Teacher’s comment: I’ll just die

01 Xiao Ming was kidnapped from 13 I was thrown down the building, why is everything okay? Answer: Because Xiao Ming is a lunch box. 02 During the eight years of the Anti-Japanese War, Xiao Ming was so hungry that he made dumplings stuffed with human flesh for breakfast. When he arrived at school, he opened his lunch box and found that 2 dumplings were missing. He closed the lunch box and opened it again, and 2 more dumplings were missing... Just like that, all the dumplings disappeared in the end. Xiao Ming was very scared. Where did the dumplings go? Answer: The dumplings got stuck on the lid of the lunch box. 03 During the eight years of the Anti-Japanese War, the people were in dire straits, but Wang Xiaoming lived a life without worries about food and clothing. Why? Answer: Because Wang Xiaoming is a lunch box. 04 Wang Xiaoming was thrown from the 13th floor, why was everything okay? Answer: Because Wang Xiaoming is Xiao Ming. 05 Wang Xiaoming was thrown from the 13th floor again. Why? Answer: Because there is no 14th floor. 06 An adventurer took Xiao Ming to the desert. Why could he come back safely? Answer: Because Xiao Ming is a camel. 07 Later, the adventurer took Xiao Ming to the desert again. Why did he never come back this time? Answer: Because Xiao Ming was thrown from the 13th floor and died. 08 Another adventurer took Xiao Ming to the desert and never came back. Why? Answer: Because Xiao Ming is a lunch box. 09 Xiao Ming is missing and no one can find him. Why? Answer: Because Xiao Ming was left in the desert. 10 Later, people knew that Xiao Ming was abandoned in the desert, but only the lunch box was found in the desert, but Xiao Ming was never found. Why? Answer: Because they don’t know that Xiao Ming is a lunch box. 11 When people know the truth and no longer care about Xiao Ming, what should Xiao Ming do? Answer: Jump from the 13th floor.

12 Xiao Ming was heartbroken because he knew that he was a lunch box and would not die if he jumped off the building. So how should he change his destiny? Answer: Transform into a camel and go to the desert with the adventurer. 13 God granted Xiao Ming’s wish to turn into a camel, but Xiao Ming was still very sad. Why? Answer: Because he found out that he would die if he was thrown from the 13th floor. 14 Finally, Xiao Ming was left alone, unable to escape the fate of being thrown to death. After his death, he made a wish to God, hoping that he would no longer be alone in the next life and have many brothers and sisters, and that he wanted to get rid of the fate of being thrown from the 13th floor... Time passed, and a new reincarnation began. When Xiao Ming was reincarnated, When he opened his eyes again, he was very excited because God had fulfilled his wish again. But at the moment when he looked back, Xiao Ming felt discouraged again and lamented that fate was playing tricks on people. Why? Answer: Because Xiao Ming found himself placed on the supermarket shelf, surrounded by lunch boxes...

Teacher: Xiao Hong, please make a sentence using "Guo Zhen".

Xiaohong: I ate fruit yesterday, it was so delicious!

Son: Mom, my name is Hu Xingchi, am I a star?

Mom: Baby, of course not. Is Guo Jingjing a whale? Is Stephen Chow a swimming pool? Is Nicholas Tse a star? A gust of wind?

Ding and Cing are betting

Ding: If I lose, I will write my last name backwards!

C: If I lose, I will write my last name horizontally! What's your last name?

Ding: My surname is Wang. And you?

C: My surname is Tian.

When I was drinking a drink, I looked at the lid and saw the word "surprise". When I took it to redeem the prize, the boss said: "Is there any mistake? Look clearly!" When I saw it, I fainted: buy another bottle!