Who has a funny joke?

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The ant and the little white rabbit were walking in the forest, and suddenly they met an elephant. The ant quickly dug into the soil and stretched out one leg.

The little white rabbit was very curious when he saw it, and asked:

What are you doing?

The ant quietly said to it:

Shh. ...

Don’t say anything, I’ll trip it up and kill it!!!

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A patient who had surgery for the first time, He worriedly said to the doctor: "I'm very scared. This is my first time to have an operation." The doctor said that I was even more afraid: "This is also my first time to have an operation."

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< p>Once upon a time, a person named Ah Shuang died. On the day of the funeral, Ah Shuang's family cried out in pain and cried Ah Shuang's name: "It's so cool... it's so cool... it's so cool."

A passerby passed by here, and the passerby was puzzled: Everyone is dead, why are you so happy?

Hearing this question, Ah Shuang's family became even more speechless and painful: It feels so good,... so good. .. It feels so good... It feels so good... So good

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Xiao Ming saw a poop on the ground, went up and smelled it and it seemed to be poop.< /p>

Put a little bit with your hand and put it in your mouth. It tasted like it was still poop. He said happily: "Fortunately, I didn't step on it."

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The centipede was bitten by a snake and was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment. After diagnosis, the doctor said: It must be amputated to prevent the poison from spreading!

The centipede thought: Fortunately I have many legs!

The doctor comforted him: Brother, be more open-minded, you will be an earthworm from now on.

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A person who rides a motorcycle likes to wear his clothes backwards, that is, buttoning them at the back to block the wind. One day he was driving drunk, overturned, and fell on the side of the road.

When the police arrived...

Police Officer A: What a serious car accident.

Police Officer B: Yes, my head was hit in the back.

Police Officer A: Well, he’s still breathing. Let’s help him turn his head back.

Police Officer B: Okay... One or two times, I tried my best and turned back.

Police Officer A: Well, I’m not breathing....

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A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, "Where are you from?" If you don’t tell me, I’ll electrocute you!

A college student replied to his enemy and was electrocuted to death. He said: I am from TV University!

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A woman was taking a train, her period came, and there was no room for her sanitary napkins. ． ． In a hurry. Open the window and get out! It hit a farmer on the face. The farmer touched his face and said after reading it. ．

I fork. ． ． The train is fast. I was beaten with just a piece of paper and my face was covered in blood! ! ! !

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Hua Mulan joins the army. . . One day during the war, I had my period and was about to change my sanitary napkin when suddenly a shell hit me. She fainted. . . .

When she woke up she was already on the operating table. . . . The doctor said, "Are you okay?!!!" Hua Mulan said, "What's wrong? I'm okay." . . .

"It's okay... Even if your life was blown away, you're still okay?!"

The doctor said: "But it's okay now!" Hua Mulan said, "What's wrong?" ?”. . "I'll sew it up for you!!~" the doctor said.

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A monk said to a female donor: "Donor, you have a bad omen (bra)"

The female donor was anxious: "Master , how to get rid of the bad omen (bra)"

The monk said: "Even if you take off the bad omen (bra), you can't escape the two big waves in your body."