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Classic sentences about divorce

Classic sentences about divorce

1. Seeing the lively divorce war in Pan Yueming, Angel, he said she was a playboy and she said he was addicted to gambling. After the enthusiasm fades, the heart is always so unbearable! But how many times can life be beautiful? Denying that person is equivalent to denying that once, denying the most beautiful love! Everyone who has loved teaches you how to love. Love is also a kindness!

2. The car married the train, but soon divorced. Everyone asked why, and the car said sadly, "He is worried about me being hit every day, and I am always afraid of his accident. I can't stand it!"

3. I was ill that day, and my high fever persisted. I didn't go to see a doctor. I just took medicine at home and put on a cold towel. Evening. He went home and bought pitaya. Big, big pitaya. My tears suddenly fell down. Pitaya used to be my favorite. But he never knew since he betrayed me.

4. I don't eat pitaya anymore. It's been a year now. Sometimes it's strange. Very small things will touch my pain. And I have never chosen to divorce because I still love him, and his only love for me still stayed three years ago! And my love for him still stayed three years ago. If there are no memories of happy times together. I have already flown abroad. Looking for another sky. My former lover, please come back to me quickly and continue to love me. Okay?

5. Don't let me suffer silently alone. Please dear yourself, please hurry up and please this ridiculous life. Find yourself again, and don't let him ruin his life. Not worth it. I am inclined to the former. It's not that I don't have the courage to face my life after divorce, but I'm unwilling to admit my failure. Not willing to be defeated like this.

6. Do you know what marriage is? Marriage is two people who love each other and live together. No, it is really good to be good to everyone. Especially in China, traditional ideas are deeply rooted. What about marriage? It means that two families are United. No matter how strong the marriage is, the word divorce is still hanging there. -"the gentleman"

7, now this object, which does not figure out economic strength, love and economic strength, of course, the best. But love conflicts with economic strength, and economic strength is dominant. Poor couples are always sad, and finally fight for money to the end. -"Rules before Divorce"

8. Pigs with no money and dogs with money. Those who have no money want to get married, and those who have money want to get divorced. A wife and secretary without money, a secretary and wife with money. Those who have no money pretend to have money, and those who have money pretend to have no money. People don't tell the truth, saying that stocks are drugs and money is evil. Everyone wants to say that beauty is a disaster, and everyone is climbing when it is too high to be cold. Say that alcohol and tobacco are harmful to your health, and say that it is best not to go to heaven.

9. There are not so many romantic things in marriage. Let's be realistic. There are daily necessities, sauces, vinegar and tea in life! Can we not live by romance every day? -"Rules before Divorce"

1. Irish marriage is not allowed to divorce, but you can choose one to 1 years, and you will automatically divorce if you don't renew it after the expiration, but the shorter the time, the higher the cost. The registration fee for one year is equivalent to more than RMB 2,, and only 6 yuan money is needed for 1 years. Choosing one year means that you still don't understand marriage, so you will be given a thick marriage book to study, while choosing 1 years has only one piece of paper, which simply says: I wish you a long life together. How many years of marriage would you choose?

11. I'm going to get a license with my girlfriend. I just had a good talk with her. I said, "Have you thought it over? Are you sure you want to get a license with me? " She nodded solemnly, and I was relieved. I added, "You can't just say goodbye if you quarrel and get angry after that." She said, "I know, if you want to talk about divorce."

12. Even in the best marriage, there will be 2 thoughts of divorce and 5 impulses to strangle each other in one's life. Even in the happiest job, there will be the idea of quitting 2 times and the entanglement of 5 times ... Persistence is the best quality.

13. Life is sometimes similar to eating vegetables. Being in love means eating out for a different taste. When you get married, you always eat the same taste. Therefore, in the end of marriage, you insist on eating that dish. Some people couldn't eat any more, and finally divorced, and the dish finally became leftovers.

14. I am talking with my wife about the distribution of divorce property, and finally reached the following agreement: three houses are mine and my five-year-old daughter is hers. Now we are only two steps away from divorce: buying three houses and having a daughter until she is five years old.

15. When my late wife called, my husband said angrily, Hello! This is the departure service hotline. Please press 1 to admit your mistake, press 2 to divorce. If you want to hit someone, this service desk will transfer you to 11. The wife hung up the phone in anger. Late at night, my husband came home and found that the door was locked. He called his wife's mobile phone and her wife said in a fake voice: Hello! This is the who's afraid who service hotline. If you want to go home, please kneel and rub the washboard; If you want to divorce, please kneel on the nail board; If you feel unwell, this service desk will transfer you to 12.

16. Today, I went to my divorced cousin's house (cousin has a three-year-old daughter), and the man who happened to be chasing her went to her house. At dinner, the man said, "I hope I can appear at your dinner table next year", only to hear my niece's cute remark that "our family doesn't like pork"

17. Ireland is not allowed to divorce when she gets married, but she can choose one year. Being married for one year shows that you don't know anything about marriage, so you have a thick marriage book to read, and choose 1 years with only one piece of paper, which reads: I wish you a long life together. Classic sentences to comfort divorced women

1. Put it down and open your arms. The world is beautiful, and you will get more happiness!

2. What's the feeling of loneliness? There are no people around to talk to, so some people can sit with others all night without saying a word.

3. A lonely person will always remember everyone who has appeared in his life attentively, so I always think of your loneliness over and over again every night when the stars fall.

4. Your eyes are the sea that I will never meet again.

5. At any time, don't be sad for an ungrateful man. Women should know better. Sadness will ultimately hurt their own hearts. If that man is heartless, don't be sad. Pack up your sadness and live a good life.

6. Life is so funny. Don't always doubt that spring scenery is in others, the key lies in the adjustment of your mentality.

7. Love can be an instant thing or a lifetime thing. Everyone can fall in love with different people at different times. No one can live without him. Forgetting will make us stronger.

8. remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.

9. If a person drifts in the Jianghu, he won't get a knife. The important thing is to pull out the knife to heal the wound. You still have a lot.

1. She promised him her happiness, but he returned her loneliness. From then on, the ends of the earth are different.

11. forget those unhappy things! Even God thinks that sadness and trouble don't belong to you. Try to get yourself out, and you will feel that today's sun is warmer than yesterday! Today's sky is bluer than yesterday!

12. What's the name of lovelorn? Dude, please don't be afraid. I will accompany you when you are lonely. Dude, please don't be sad, why do you have a crush on a flower? Let her go away and regret it slowly! May you be lovelorn without thinking, and sing happily!

13. The most urgent things are the most beautiful scenery; It is always the truest feelings that hurt the most.

14. Hurry up and make your mood better. You see, even today's sunshine is so bright and bright, and everyone is trying to drive away your worries and anxieties. I hope your gloomy mood will light up at this moment to welcome a better tomorrow!

15. Whether you are in love with your job or laid off in love, you should be romantic and carefree. Valentine's Day is a love festival and a lover's paradise. I wish you and your lover a happy Valentine's Day!

16. Some people can't speak when they are lonely, and some people are lonely and gushing. Loneliness means that you breathe by a certain depressed rhythm, and loneliness means that you want to escape from yourself now.

17. What is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.

18. People always cherish what they haven't got and forget what they have.

19. Smile when you are happy, which can relax your tight chest, make people shine in the sun and fly in the sky; Cry when you are sad, let the troubles and sorrows flow out with tears, and feel refreshed; Life is like this, face it calmly and be happy every day.

2. Don't make noise when you say goodbye. After all, the two have been together for so long, and he will be sad after parting, but he is wiser and doesn't want to tie your or his tomorrow. Let's get together and part, and in the future, we will still be friends.

21. Without him, and the whole world, you will be the most beautiful flower in the rose garden, and there will always be someone who knows beauty to stay for you.

22. Leaving makes things simple, people become kind, like children, and we start over.

23. People are precious because of sincerity, and feelings are beautiful because of truth. People are promoted by setbacks, and things are more beautiful because of shortcomings. Life is not afraid of doing wrong, as long as you are sincere and do your best, life is enough. I send you my best wishes, how beautiful you are!

24. Don't think that fate is unfair to you. Since you have come to the world, you should bravely venture into the sea; Only dare to struggle, thorns will be woven into songs; Only by experiencing a lot of pain can life fully mature us.

25. Regret is an emotion that enervates our spirit. Regret is a bigger loss than loss and a bigger mistake than mistake, so don't regret it.

26. If you can't turn the page in the past, don't turn it. If you turn over the dust, you will lose your eyes.

27. It is yours and will always be yours; It's not yours, no matter how you earn it or rob it, it won't belong to you.

28. People who are lovelorn are the most lonely, so they have to concentrate on piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, movies and magazines, and unconsciously their self-cultivation and petty bourgeoisie sentiment are cultivated and upgraded.

29. If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure of winning him. If a friend makes you angry, it means that you still care about his friendship.

3. When fantasy is confronted with reality, it is always painful. Either you are knocked down by pain, or you step on it.

31. Don't be sad, don't despair, the future road is just ahead, and there are so many friends to go with you.

32. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs, and then in a casual moment, you will find that the things that you tried hard to forget are really forgotten.

33. There is a feeling that it is only when you are insomnia that you admit that you are lovesick; There is a fate that is always believed to be eternal after waking up from a dream; There is a kind of eye that always sees attachment when breaking up; There is a kind of mood that is always lost after parting.

34. choose the lightest worry and interpret the bumpy life.

35. When a wild animal is injured, it can run to a cave to hide, then lick the wound and insist on it, but once it is asked, it can't stand it.

36. wave your hand and let the shadow disappear; Nod and let confidence fill your chest; Hold a fist and let the efforts continue to extend; Stand tall and keep your fighting spirit burning. I believe you will get out of the swamp of life, so as to make a wonderful life!

37. People always cherish what they haven't got and forget what they have.

38. You give me a tear, and I will see all the oceans in your heart.

39. We smiled and said that we stayed in the same place of time, but in fact, it had already been swept away silently by the torrent.

4. You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side. Excerpts from classic statements of divorce lawyers

Excerpts from classic statements of divorce lawyers

1. At the moment when he held me, I was a little scared, because I couldn't think of the picture of spending the rest of my life with this person, and I didn't expect anything to happen in the future. I kept asking myself, what's wrong with you? Why? This is not everything you have been waiting for. It has finally arrived. Why don't you feel anything? I think it's probably too late. Those deceptions destroyed my trust and dependence on him. Divorce Lawyer

2. You won all the lawsuits. How do you care? -chi Haidong's divorce lawyer

3. you know how rampant mistress is now, and you dare to sue yuan Pei to court. -Miao Jinxiu's Divorce Lawyer

4. In court today, it's not about personality, it's just about professional level-Chi Haidong's Divorce Lawyer

5. The easiest way to forget someone is to like another person-AK's Divorce Lawyer

6. "Let's forgive others and forgive others." Divorce lawyer

7. The best thing is to be together. "divorce lawyer"

8. I think the best relationship between men and women is friends, and each can think of the other. If it is far away, we can lean up; If we are close, we can take a step back-Chi Haidong's Divorce Lawyer

9. Hey, can you not put the lawyer thing in front of your mother-Luo Luo's mother's Divorce Lawyer

1. Can her mother (Luo Luo's mother) play Bao Gong? At best, her mother plays Wang Po-Chi Haidong's Divorce Lawyer. Divorce lawyer

13. Believe in love and believe that love will die. Divorce lawyer

14. After losing her divorce case, Chi Haidong said, "If you lose this lawsuit, you will win. If you don't let her die, how can she start a new life?" So he left home clean on purpose, man! Wu Wenhui: "The spirit of law is not to believe, but to doubt. If we believe that everyone is a good person, then we don't need to make laws, just morality." Luo Kun: "The basic principle of the law is to be honest, not to harm others, and to give everyone their due." Divorce lawyer

16, 1, I beg you (Wu Wenhui), don't let me live so cheap-divorce lawyer by Luo Chen

17, 1, in my opinion, marriage.