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The workplace must learn the "ant moving elephant" apology method.

When ants move elephants, they should take the responsibility on themselves as much as possible when apologizing, and even exaggerate to a certain extent. At this time, people who originally wanted to blame you will not only find it difficult to continue hitting people when they are down, but may even turn to persuade you.

At the sports meeting, ants lost the game. There are two different expressions:

"It's not my fault that I can't move the elephant. I blame the elephant for being too heavy. Can't blame me. Besides, I'm afraid it can't move even if it is replaced by other ants. "

This way will only make people feel that ants are shirking their responsibilities and will not sympathize with it at all.

"I'm sorry, it's all my fault. I can't move this elephant. It's all my fault. I'm not prepared enough and I'm not working hard enough. I will reflect, I am very embarrassed. "

In this way, people will think that ants are too small to move elephants. Instead, it will comfort them: don't be too hard on yourself. Blame the animals that let you take part in the competition.

The common sentence patterns of ants moving elephants are:

This is totally my fault. It's me. I should.