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A little joke in the second book of the new concept
People will do anything to see a free performance, even if it is a bad performance. When the news spread that p. U. Bird Seed Company would stage a comedy in our local cinema, we all rushed to watch it. We had to queue for hours to get in, and there must be hundreds of people present before the performance. Unfortunately, this is one of the most boring performances we have ever seen. Those who didn't get in need not be disappointed, because many artists who should have appeared didn't come. The only interesting thing we heard that night came from the advertiser at the beginning of the program. He was obviously very nervous and stood awkwardly in front of the microphone for a few minutes. As soon as he opened his mouth, everyone burst out laughing. We all know what the poor man should say, but what he actually said is: "This is Poo and Ee Seed Bird Company. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! "
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Comedy.
Present five, performance; Attend [attend]
Line up, v
Duladj。 Boring
Artists; artist
broadcaster
Reference translation
People always try their best to see free performances-even poor ones. When the news spread that "Pew" Bird Food Company would stage a comedy show in our local cinema, we all rushed to watch it. We had to wait in line for hours before going in. There must be hundreds of people in the venue before the performance begins. Unfortunately, this performance is the most boring one we have ever seen. There is no need to be disappointed for those who can't make it, because many professional actors who should have made it didn't come. The only interesting thing that night was the announcer's opening remarks at the beginning of the program. He was obviously very nervous and stood awkwardly in front of the microphone for a few minutes. But as soon as he opened his mouth, people burst into laughter. We all know what the poor man should say, but what he actually said is: "This is Puyi Bird Food Company, hello everyone!"
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