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The main role of the strongest male god

Liu Chuan

Screen name: All rivers run into the sea, which is immortal.

Sect: Tangmen (Puppet Sect)

Age: 26 years old

Height: 185cm

Weight: 74kg

Blood type: type B.

Birthday: February 65438, 2005

Constellation: Aquarius

Appearance and personality: tall and handsome, usually like to wear T-shirts and simple jeans. When attending important events, he will put on a suit and pretend to be a good young man. Unscrupulous, love to fool people, good at telling serious jokes, always don't know to pull hatred, send text messages, and talk back to private:) People want to beat him. Self-confident, strong, optimistic, broad-minded, with a pair of Bole eyes who are good at discovering people's advantages.

Family background: Father (Liu) is a famous history professor, who is good at calligraphy. Mother (Yang Qiuning) is a smart businessman. My sister (Liu Xiaomeng) is a student of music and knows many kinds of musical instruments.

Main experience: At the end of my junior year, my brother Li Hui and I formed the Huaxia team, dropped out of school and concentrated on the game. As the captain of Huaxia, I led the team to win the first Grand Slam in the official professional league of Wulin, and my role "Hai Chuan" became the first Tangmen in the standings and the most popular Sichuan God in the league. In the ninth season, I left China and returned to the university campus to form a new Long Yin team and prepare to set up my own e-sports club.

Team orientation: team leader, core output, and general commander.

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Wu

Screen name: misty swamp

Sect: Five Poisons (Zerg)

Age: 23 years old

Height: 175cm

Weight: 65kg

Blood type: type a.

Birthday: September 2009 19

Constellation: Virgo

Appearance and personality: a student with severe myopia, wearing black-rimmed glasses, looks very gentle, bookish and good-looking. Serious partial subjects, frequent failure in liberal arts, full marks in science, high IQ, and great talent in data processing. He is a famous scholar in the Department of Physics. Not very talkative, asking and answering is like dialing a spinning top. Xiaobai, an online game, has a serious personality, likes to study hard, learns things quickly and has a strong comprehension ability. It has a special spatial three-dimensional resolution.

Family background: My father died in his early years and grew up in a single-parent family. My mother is a teacher and is very tolerant of my son.

Main experience: won the physics competition champion for many times in high school, and was admitted to the physics department in university. He is a famous headmaster in the whole grade. Coincidentally, he entered the online game. In an online game, Xiaobai met Liu Chuan, the sharp master of Novice Village. He followed Liu Chuan all the way to make a copy and became more and more interested in the game. Finally, he fell in love with Liu Chuan and formed a new team with Liu Chuan, who returned to the alliance as Liu Chuan's right-hand man.

Team positioning: remote main output, map analyst, next command trainer.

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Diligence

Screen name: Night, Nanayaxue.

Sect: Emei (Claw Sect)

Age: 26 years old

Height: 178cm

Weight: 65kg

Blood type: AB type

Birthday: 65438+1October 28th.

Constellation: Scorpio

Appearance and personality: thin figure, white skin, arrogant and indifferent, looks difficult to approach. The first assassin in the professional circle, decisive, sharp and ruthless. If he is provoked, he will definitely pay back ten times. He didn't talk nonsense with each other until they vomited blood. On the surface, he is indifferent, but in fact, he is a very warm and considerate person for the team. It's a pity that his cold appearance is easy to be misunderstood by others.

Family background: My parents are businessmen, and my sister is a doctor in Singapore.

Main experience: Emei, the first batch of professional players in the league, is the most popular first claw. Because of playing the female number, Emei players are called Emei Senior Sister and Night Goddess. The former vice-captain of Chang 'an team chose to retire because of the dissolution of the team, and with Li Xiang's encouragement, he went to Long Yin team and became the main force.

Team positioning: Assassin, dash, cut into the enemy camp and explode in seconds, and can also serve as commander if necessary.

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Li Xiang

Screen name: there is an ideal teacher, and there is an ideal teacher.

Sect: Shaolin (Buddhism)

Age: 23 years old

Height: 184cm

Weight: 74kg

Blood type: type B.

Birthday: August 22nd.

Constellation: Leo

Appearance and personality: a young man with heavy eyebrows and big eyes, who likes playing basketball. He is a super enthusiastic optimist, talkative, enthusiastic and loves to help others (although he often helps others). His mantra is: "Don't mention it if you need help!" "I will protect you!" Because he has a special personality, he is also called "Erxiang". Optimistic and frank, sincere and frank, with many friends, good at adjusting the atmosphere and good popularity.

Family background: Both parents are businessmen and have a brother.

Main experience: I played games with my roommates, didn't know the characteristics of the major schools of the game, just played casually, and rushed around the Tang Gate to play the remote control as a melee. Later, Liu Chuan taught him a lesson, changed schools to play Shaolin, and went to the new area with Wu. In the end, for the idol Qin Ye to join the team and join the league with his teammates, it became the safety guarantee of the team.

Team positioning: front row, meat shield, protecting teammates

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Lan weiran

Screen name: light light blue (4 blue)

Sect: Xiaoyao

Age: 26 years old

Height: 180cm

Weight: 70kg

Blood type: type B.

Birthday: 1 Mar.

Constellation: Pisces

Appearance and personality: He loves to wear shirts, dresses politely and has long chestnut hair. His natural curly hair endowed him with the temperament of an artist. He is lazy all day and likes to sleep with his eyes narrowed and earplugs on, just like a lazy cat basking in the sun. I very much hope that I can become a plant in my next life, basking in the sun all day, being self-sufficient in photosynthesis, and not having to sleep and eat as much as humans do.

Family background: Both parents are painters, and my father died of liver cancer.

Main experience: founder of the fallen petal resignation team, captain of the top four teams in the league, and the best player to write a copy of Raiders. Later, because of his father's death, he lost four games in a row to Liu Chuan, so he left home and went to college as an art teacher. After returning home, he played the trumpet and went to online games to help Luo Hua get the golden ball to make money. He was recognized by Liu Chuan who played the trumpet, and was later recruited by Liu Chuan to create a new team.

Team positioning: vice captain, deputy commander, team variables and tactics can be changed according to the enemy lineup.

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Jiang

Screen name: Qingfeng Dojo

Sect: Wudang (Taiji Sect)

Age: 24 years old

Height: 176cm

Weight: 70kg

Blood type: O type

Birthday: May 1 1.

Constellation: Taurus

Appearance and personality: employees with white shirts and trousers in the workplace are dressed up, calm, shy, not arrogant, easy to be soft-hearted, and will not get angry no matter how provoked. He has a lot of ideas about the operation of shops in the game. A good young man with a dream, an upright young man who can pull the topic back in time when chatting with teammates.

Main experience: I have been trying to become a professional player, but unfortunately I have not met my talent. After a year in the third-rate team training camp, the team was dissolved and quietly went home to find a stable job. He opened a shop in the new district to make money to buy weapons. He met Liu Chuan by accident, and Liu Chuan discovered his potential. Finally, I formed a new team with Liu Chuan.

Team positioning: areas of assistance and control

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Yu Xiangyang

Net name: fish swimming in the water

Sect: Emei (Qinpai)

Age: 18 years old

Height: 170cm

Weight: 55 kg

Blood type: O type

Birthday: 1 Jun.

Constellation: Gemini

Appearance and personality: shota with a steamed stuffed bun face, big eyes and white skin. Game genius, smart, simple and lively, used to follow the captain's ass like a follower. Hand speed is extremely fast, but brain reaction is not fast enough. It's always in a hurry, press it.

Main experience: the treatment of online games, professional PVE players, playing the game for two months is too lively to delete the number. When he met Liu Chuan and his party, he rubbed into the team many times, which led to the team's demise many times. Liu Chuan called it "extinct teacher's milk", and finally became the real god's milk under the training of Liu Chuan.

Team positioning: treatment

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Xu ce

Screen Name: Riding in Jianghu

Sect: Zoroastrianism (Blood Sacrifice Sect)

Age: 24 years old

Height: 186cm

Weight: 78 kg

Blood type: AB type

Birthday: 65438+February 25th.

Constellation: Capricorn

Appearance and personality: I like to wear black shirts and necklines, open the neckline to be cool, with sharp eyes, like a lonely beast in the dark, arrogant and charming, always angry, going my own way, like to attack others and throw cold water on people, but I am a shy guy who likes each other but is embarrassed to say it. There is a big dog.

Main experience: rich family, typical rich second generation, so I don't care about many things. The game is the top ten players in the national service one-on-one hit list, killing people without blinking an eye. I have had a crush on Jiang Shaoqi since high school. Later, I learned that Jiang Shaoqi was dragged into the new team by Liu Chuan and refused to accept it. Liu Chuan was abused by Liu Chuan as a result. In order to get close to Jiang Shaoqi, he joined the team and was called "Wild Horse" by Qin Ye. At first, he got into a lot of trouble because of his extreme personality, and even lost the game. Later, he was tamed by Liu Chuan and gradually integrated into the whole team.

Team positioning: the general who defends the ring.

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Lin Tong (female)

Screen name: buttonwood

Sect: Beggars' Sect (Sect in charge)

Age: 23 years old

Height: 170cm

Weight: 50 kg

Blood type: type a.

Birthday:165438+1October 24th.

Constellation: Sagittarius

Appearance and personality: tall girl, simple ponytail, very temperament, refreshing, like pencil pants +T-shirt neat dress, very opinionated, very calm, graduated from the Conservatory of Music, playing the guitar well.

Main experience: Wu met an equal opponent when he participated in TGA Grand Prix, and he was also a classmate who learned piano together as a child. Later, I learned that she also played Wulin, but as a girl, she loved gallants and reached the sixth stage in the qualifying of Wulin. Liu Chuan asked her to play qualifying together, and found her calm personality and talent, so she joined the team.

Team positioning: a challenge ring, a player who changes the rhythm, and helps teammates make a successful transition.

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Jiang Xue (female)

Age: 23 years old

Height: 166cm

Weight: 48 kg

Blood type: O type

Birthday: April 4th.

Constellation: Aries

Appearance and personality: a girl who looks like a lady, loves to wear light-colored dresses, has long straight black hair, likes to smile, is very enthusiastic, helpful and considerate, and is a good monitor in the eyes of her classmates.

Main experience: I know Liu Chuan in the university, and I am the monitor of Class One in the history department. As a player in the college league, Liu Chuan and I became good friends, because I admire the level of Liu Chuan. When the team was finally formed, I was invited by Liu Chuan to be the team leader and became the super logistics nanny of the leading group.

Team positioning: team leadership, logistics

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Wu: five poisons of worms, weapons: embrace of ghosts and butterflies (additional skills: sacrifice of ghosts and butterflies)

Lan Weiran: Xiaoyao series, current weapon: Blue Frost (additional skill: Aoling Snow Frost)

Li Xiang: Shaolin Buddha, weapon: white jade bodhi (additional skill: bodhi spell)

Qin Night: Claw Emei, Weapon: Traceless (Additional Skill: Traceless Claw)

Jiang: Tai Chi Wudang, weapon: Eight Wastes Guiyuan Sword (additional skill: Guiyuan Array)

Xu Ce: Blood Sacrifice Zoroastrianism, Weapon: Blood Shadow Knife (additional skill: bloodthirsty)

Yu Xiangyang: Qin Emei, weapon: Lonely Moon (additional skill: moonlight streamer)

Lin Tong: Handed over to the Beggars' Sect. Weapon: Black Dragon (additional skill: Dragon and Phoenix Dance)

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Master Xiao Sijing thinks twice (boxing Shaolin)

Su Reincarnation (Master of Five Poisons)

Ye Zhou (Wudang Jianzong)

He Fang (female player, Tianbu Wudu)

Song Siyuan (Chang 'an turn)

Copper finch

Shao Zehang's Fantasy Scenery (Double Knife Zoroastrianism)

Luxiang Flying Deer Hero (Ganggai Sect)

Biography of Weekly Salary (Emei, Qin Dynasty)

Ding Rong and Feng Chao (Biography of Chang 'an)

The ancient name of China.

Liang Haibin has a cool sea breeze (Qi Zong Wudang)

Xie Guangyi Shines (Tangmen, hidden weapons)

Xu Mo (whipping five poisons)

Cross the Ocean (Puppet Tangmen)

Ling Dong (disciple of Xie Guangyi)

flowers fall

Ye Chenxi sinks into the stream (Yu Di is carefree)

Lin Yu's Wings of the Wind (Happy Folding Fan)

Other unknown factors

Tang Sheng

Tang Yufeng goes against the trend (crossbow Tang door)

Chen Junfei smiles at the sky (Tangmen, hidden weapons)

Yan Ziyi (team leader, map analyst)

Snow wolf

Fang Zhiyan's Moment of Youth (Zheng Emei)

Yang Mark (Chang 'an was transferred and built in Wudang)

Janice (Regulating Five Poisons)

Lv Mingzhe and Lv Mingjie (twin brothers, Zoroastrianism)

Li Suyue (female player, ruling whip)

National beauty

Zhou Mu Ru Mu Chun Guang (female player, Tai Chi Wudang)

Xu Xinran enjoys himself (female player, Chang 'an turn, Buddha Shaolin)

Cang Lan

Li Cangyu's Old Cat (Puppet Tangmen, Cat God)

Bai Xuan White Fox (Qin Emei, Imperial Doctor)