Funny personality signature makes you laugh till your stomach hurts.

1, don't treat me like gold, I'm actually a sparkling diamond.

2, the face is not for showing off, you have the capital and the ability to be old.

I didn't have the cheek to please you, because I know what incompetence is.

4. My youth is not so gorgeous, but very luxurious.

When you are here, I will pretend that no one is there, because you are transparent in my eyes.

6. Do you know that I don't like you? There are countless reasons to refuse you.

7. I have to visit you at your house on a dark night when I can't sleep.

8. You'd better not regret missing me, because I will find someone better than you.

9. I fell in love with your addictive poison. How can I leave you?

10, will your heart be comfortable without a person's love?

1 1, please don't pretend in front of me, I just don't want to expose your hypocrisy.

12, if I can, I will give you the harm I once gave you again.

13, I'm not curious, I just think how can you still stand in front of me.

14, if there are no ugly girls, you can set off your beauty.

16. What kind of me do you like? I have many masks, you can choose them slowly.

17, since you don't love it, why do you force yourself to say such disgusting things?

18, not everyone is as boring as you.

19, build happiness on me. Do you think you are happy?

20, don't be infatuated with elder sister, elder sister will make you nosebleed.

2 1, some things are innate and indelible.

22, can't accompany me for a lifetime, don't let my dependence on you form a habit.

23, dry touch my bottom line, I think you are tired of living.

24. I am really happy without you.

To you, you are a good friend, but to me, you are a good friend in this life.

26. Angels are just birds and demons are just bats.

Charming people will be valued under any circumstances.

28, bitch, don't take it out and pass it around.

29. I'm not a customer service person, so I have to answer everything you have no right to ask.

30. Sometimes, I really want to get sick so that people can care about me.

3 1. Thank you. Not you, at least not mulberry heart.

32. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

Loyalists need chips to sell things.

34. Awesome people get sick one day and fall down in the background one day.

You have no choice but to love me.

36. Don't think that you have taken all of me, I still have a brave heart.

37. No matter how bad my character is, I dare not compliment your style.

When I face you, I finally know why I am in a bad mood all day.

39. After loving you, I finally understand how happy I am without loving you.

I dare not compliment your character, so I have to stay away from you first.

Qq funny personality signature with stomachache.

Qq funny personality signature with stomachache.

1, my future husband is definitely a road idiot, otherwise why doesn't he come to me now?

The teacher said you to my face. He said that if he hadn't advocated environmental protection now, he would have thrown you away as garbage.

Every time you show me your dirty face, I have an impulse to vomit you to death.

4. Now the dream can't be realized, because it's nothing in front of reality.

I met my ex-girlfriend at a friend's party. He said he would get married next week and asked me if I would go. I said next time.

I won't pity you. Nobody wants you. You come back to me. I'm not a thrift store.

7. Sometimes I feel that life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

8. I never knew the gap between us. Now I find that the gap is that you are playing Beijing love and I am playing country love.

9. People like you stand and talk because you have no waist and you are fat.

10, standing at the end of time, thinking about letting the past days hit Shui Piao like this.

1 1. If the man you love doesn't put on a wedding dress for you, you should give him a suit of cassock as soon as possible.

12, don't think who you are with me, you are the water I spilled, and I don't even want a basin.

13, when you secretly love someone, you always think that person likes me, too.

14, sometimes because of the love established by thousands of I love you, a breakup can collapse instantly.

15. Sometimes if a name can change fate, I'd rather call it Qian Duoduo.

16, don't always think that tanning can hide the fact that you are an idiot.

17, I really want to tell you face to face, don't smile at me with a fake Mona Lisa, my stomach can't stand it.

18, if you think you are still a flower, then I think cows all over the world dare not shit.

19, do you know that the biggest advantage of human evolution from walking on four legs to walking on two legs is that it saves two pairs of shoes?

20. At that time, he was so timid that sometimes putting a P on himself could make him cry.

2 1. If you dare to throw cold water on my head, I will boil the cold water and pour it back for you.

22. There will always be a few days in this year when there is no money in the pocket and nothing at home.

No one in this world will look down on you because everyone is too busy to look at you.

24. It is said that the highest state of being a woman is a demon, but I found that you accidentally became a demon.

Please don't talk nonsense to me, because what you say is nonsense.

26, hypocritical boys, see ugly women say sorry, see beautiful women say we have met.

We run after time every day, but we can't measure the distance from Monday to Friday.

28. I hate being given directions. Didn't you say it was nearby?

29, don't always lie in bed, unless you can make money in bed, Mr Cang.

30. Since I set my alarm clock to restless, I get up and roll around every day, and I'm never late.

3 1. Marriage is the grave of love. Sadly, there were three girls who robbed the tomb.

32. Men like beautiful women and women like sweet words, so women wear makeup and men lie to appreciate each other.

33. Without you, the sky is bluer, the grass is greener, and even brain damage has become a high IQ.

34. Can you blame my round face? Can you blame me for the delicious food?

35. For Bai, you have achieved three things _ stupid, rich and smelly.

May I kiss you? Shameless! Okay, then kiss.

37. The supermarket is too cheat people. Original price 10.00 yuan, special price 9.99 yuan. Give me 1 point if you can.

One thing is to learn history well. You couldn't get through that day

39. A good citizen of China is one who has wifi and no password.

40, Tokyo, Nanjing, Beijing, but there is no Xijing! Do you know why? Because the Tang Priest took it.

4 1, the highest state of a woman is a demon, but you have become a demon.

42. In fact, you are useful sometimes, because I naturally lose weight when I look at you.

43. If life is refreshing, copying and pasting, can everything be cancelled, closed and restarted?

44, a white cover a hundred ugly, a fat ruin everyone.

45. The happiest thing at work is that the boss is away.

46. What is the Tang Priest riding? Wukongteng is the sharp brother of Friar Sand and is deeply loved by the floating clouds.

47. The computer seduced me. Bye, go to school. I do not love you anymore.

Cows fly in the sky because you blow on the ground.

49. It is not naivety that defeats me, but naivety.

Everything is fine except that I have a bigger temper and a fatter figure.

5 1, stop, let go of that girl, you bastards, let go of me first.

52. I smoke, which is a continuation of our family's incense.

53. You always appear in my nightmares, and you never give me any beauty.

54. I'm full of vinegar and say I'm not jealous.

Sleeping late is not my specialty. My specialty is sleeping during the day.

56. My complete personality explains my present figure.

I'm not lazy, I just like doing nothing.

58. To be a fairy like me, there must be fire and smoke.

59. When the road is rough, I will shout and leave after shouting.

60. Don't play cool with me. You have to give in when you quarrel.

6 1, neither a white horse nor a dark horse, had to be a zebra.

Don't brag, you don't know you can brag.

63. My goal: Look at the money and the thickness.

64. Every summer when I get a tan, I always say: Nothing, it will be repaired in winter.

65. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I didn't expect to hit the wall.

66. Every time I smoke, I feel like I'm flying in the fog. It feels good.

67. When you have done nothing, think about how you feel now.

68, a person even his heart is false, do you think he can be true?

69. Challenging me Logger Vick, it's not negotiable to hit you.

70. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I look at you?

7 1, I believe that nothing is difficult as long as I work hard, but I am lazy.

72.who do you think you are? You go out, others have to watch you.

If you don't marry me, tell your children to be careful after school.

74. I bought a love letter for only two yuan. Alas, this love is really cheap.

75. What is yours is mine, and what is mine is mine.

There are not too many heartless people in the world, only too many boring people.

77. Keep your eyes open and see how I can move towards glory.

78. I'm just used to having you, not without you.

79. Let's get to the point. Don't challenge my limits with your ignorance.

Even if both employers and employees are single, they will be more brilliant than you.

Talk about the funny character of stomachache.

1. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my suffering.

Don't spoil the word youth, you are in early autumn.

One night, Xiao Ming was lying on the soft grass, and a meteor cut through the sky. When Xiao Ming saw it, he quickly made a wish to make me the most handsome person in the universe! As a result, a miracle happened and the meteor went back.

4. Weather forecast: Recently, a master of picking up girls was born, so please pay attention.

I have to discuss it with my partner. Don't you have a partner? So it's not negotiable.

6. True love is when you clearly think the other person is a pig and are worried about being taken away by others.

7. Those women named Wang Sicong's husband, that's enough. What qualifications do you have to be my mother?

8. I bought a fast food last night and saw an old man dragging a rope into the elevator. I was shocked. I wonder why this old man is so mysterious. You won't encounter paranormal, will you? As a result, the uncle suddenly came back and said, mom, where is my dog?

9. After only ten minutes of homework, Mr. Mobile got angry. I coaxed him for two hours.

10. Xiao Wang stayed in the middle and became Xiao Quan.

1 1. Teacher: Pets are not allowed in the school, and now it will be dealt with seriously! Classmate: What about single dog? Teacher: No! Nobody! Classmate: Let's go. The school doesn't want us.

12. Can you have a snack? What snacks?

13. My five-year-old sister threw up on the sofa, and suddenly she turned over and fell to the ground! But this guy is very strong. Instead of crying, he climbed up in front of me and slapped me and said, What do you think of children?

14. The teacher said not to bring valuables to school. I think I'm quite expensive.

15. Honey, the road ahead is long, full of unknowns, and it may be dangerous at any time, so just hide behind me and let me protect you, okay? Who are you? Cut in line and talk so much nonsense! Get in the back!

16. As long as you want it, as long as I have it, I won't give it to you anyway.

17. I hope that without my company, you can also go over the mountains to see the sea and roll into the sea to feed the fish.

18. Castle Peak is still there, but it is a little red.

19. A man is a dog. Whoever has the ability will take it.

20. I like you so much that you will die.

2 1. Whenever the teacher asks questions, I will bend my head to pick up things and persist for many years.

22. It's too windy to take you out, or everyone else will be blown away, so it's a pity that you don't move.

If I hadn't taken my sister's bag by mistake three years ago, I might still be a bad boy. That day, Hong Xing just made an appointment with the next class. When we got to that place, our brothers took out knives, swords and clubs. When I took Balala's wand out of my bag, I felt that I could no longer be the boss.

As long as you want it, as long as I have it, I won't give it to you anyway.

25. Animals are still a little pathetic, but I'm not, so I'm not an animal.

26. I'll tell the truth first, and wait until I'm handsome.

27. When will mosquitoes evolve to suck fat instead of blood?

28. The beautiful woman opposite my house has been sitting on the balcony playing with her mobile phone in the sun. Seeing me, she smiled shyly and then continued to play with my mobile phone. I was still a little excited at that time, and now I finally understand that you are rubbing my net.

29. The deskmate and the front desk class have been passing notes to each other, and the teacher will always find out. One day. They passed the note again and were found by the teacher. The teacher once took the paper they handed me, and after reading it, it said: the person who saw this paper is a brain-damaged.

One day, a sister took her cat to the market to buy eggs. She walked to the front of the shop. The boss saw the cat in her arms and praised her: Sister, your boobs are so white! Then: Sister, your breasts are so big! After listening to this, the sister paper said shyly, Say it again and I will crush your eggs!

3 1. I heard that you have a bad life. I sat at the door and had a good day.

32. The way I express my feelings has always been simple and rude: I have time to sleep together.

33. Shit! I'll put my malicious words here, and I'll play with you if anyone disturbs my study again.

I heard that you get along well in the future, but I still like you as stupid as a donkey.

35. She asked her deskmate, do you have someone you like? He gave her a look and said simply, yes. She was very upset, but pretended not to care and asked who was in our class. She guessed all the names of other girls in the class, but he shook his head. He looked at the fool with a smile. Are you sure you have read it all? Hearing this, the girl froze for a while, turned her head shyly and didn't speak again. At this time, he whispered in her ear, in fact, I like the head teacher.

36. Chimpanzees accidentally stepped on a bench pulled by a gibbon. After the gibbon cleaned it gently and carefully, they fell in love. People ask how they are together. Chimpanzees said with emotion: ape dung! It's all ape shit!

36. Life is as crisp as autumn.

37. I feel like I have nothing. What are you talking about? Are you sick?

When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, at least prove your judgment is right.

39. Q: Why are slippers not allowed in the library? God replied: in case you turn over the book and lick your fingers to see your feet.

40. Examination paper, a new drug, is mostly white and is common in schools. Now it has made countless schools addicted and crazy. Let countless schoolmasters indulge in it. Let countless scum can't sleep, drift off, and feel dizzy. It destroys the harmony of many families, because it can make a examinee commit suicide by jumping off a building, stay away from the examination paper and grab it from the doll, which is poisoning many people's spiritual world! Put an end to the paper and start with me!

Funny character connotation, when it comes to laughing till your stomach hurts.

Funny character connotation, when it comes to laughing till your stomach hurts.

1, the teacher always says I swear and stink. Can you sit next to the trash can and keep your mouth from stinking?

2. A woman's lack of talent is virtue. I must be too wicked.

Don't think that you can play Mercedes-Benz in the street by driving a tractor.

The teacher asked, why did you choose A instead of C for the answer to this question? The student answers, because the question is stupid.

In order to prevent us from puppy love, the teacher invented something called teacher-student love.

6. The exam is zero. Without you, I wouldn't even get a zero.

7. In class, someone sent a note. When I saw the content, I really wanted to beat him up ... It said, Are you there?

8. Say "Hello, teacher" in class and "Goodbye, teacher" after class. I said, teacher, are you tired of listening? I'm tired of talking every day.

9. I don't even bother to spend money (if a man marries such a wife, he will secretly have fun)

10, I'm too lazy to find my husband. I have to let someone else raise it first.

1 1, the moonlight at the bedside, the smell of the prophet San Xiao sleeping, and the urine in his crotch after sleeping. Where are the diapers?

12, outside the Qingshan building outside the mountain, my husband and mistress are going to jump off the building, so I shouted for refueling downstairs.

13, if your husband's lover falls into a puddle, do you choose disco dancing or singing?

14, oh, what's wrong with small breasts! Hey, it can shorten the distance between two hearts.

15, the weather in winter is very dry, so there are more and more people picking their noses in the street.

16, no matter how serious a man is, he can't control the fox, and no matter how tough a little bitch is, she has to have her period.

17, the most I said to my deskmate in my life is: Hey, lend me your homework.

18, you know, under my tough skin, I am a fragile person.

19, BMW opens the way in front, Mercedes-Benz follows, and donkey is inserted in the middle.

20. Don't say you love me very much. If you dare, you can take me to meet your parents in the New Year.

2 1, good and evil will be rewarded. You rob my man, just wait and see, I rob your man.

22. Go ahead, hold your head high, face higher requirements, and resist the challenge of Beibi _ If You Are the One.

23. Let me count by hand. I am destined to be your husband.

24. While waiting for the bus, I heard a couple say, Run, the No.8 bus is coming.

25. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

26. The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs; Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

27. Want to eat or not? I don't know what it's like to be full *

28. Mom said: People who blush most easily are often the kindest.

29. The biggest pain in life is that I didn't see the rainbow after the storm and caught a cold.

30. Living in this fucked-up age, we should hold a fucked-up attitude.

3 1, you said that ice was sleeping water, I only remember that fart was a breath of shit.

32. "Doctor, what should I do with big pores?" "The pixel drops."

33. Rome was not built in a day, nor were the three layers of the lower abdomen built in a day.

34. How much love can be messed around and how many broken shoes are waiting.

35. Youth is running hard and then falling down beautifully.

36. My quilt is ill. Take good care of it.

37. I counted my fingers and found that I was missing in your life.

After 38 or 90, you have a heart born after 80 and a face born after 70.

39. Don't think you can swear just because you look good!

40. One day Altman raised his hand to answer questions in class, and then the teacher died.

4 1, you are mine! I heard that marriage certificates are very cheap now, 9 yuan each. Let me treat you!

42. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say a word in my mind: "Fried". ...

43. If you treat me as a game, I will kill you.

44. How many people like me to listen to English songs? I don't know what that means. ?

45. Eating is also what I want; Fat, I am also; You can't have your cake and eat it, so I'm leaving.

46. If you want good eyesight, use Hushubao first. Chrysanthemum recommendation ~

47, life since ancient times, who has no shit, who has no paper. Good poem, good poem.

48. We are all dreamers. When dreams are gone, only dreamers are left.

49, shameless this matter, if done well, is called excellent psychological quality.

50. Fat people can't get thin and cry; Whether thin people are fat or not is anxiety.