A joke that can relieve fatigue

A gentleman was afraid to open his eyes when he flew for the first time. 15 minutes later, he opened his eyes, looked out of the window and shouted, "Oh, it's so high. People are like ants. " ! Neighbor: "That's an ant." The plane has not taken off yet. "

A man passed by a wheat field and found a cow without horns. He asked the farmer, "Why doesn't this cow have horns?"

The farmer said, "Cows have no horns for many reasons. Some are hereditary, some are sick and fall off, and some are lost because of long horns with other cows. . . . This cow has no horns, that's because it is a donkey. "

A, B and C went out together, and A caught a cold. ...

Everyone sleeps in a bed at night, and A sleeps in the middle. In the middle of the night … A sneezed a lot, and B and C were covered with the crystallization of A's nose … B and C: Let us know next time …!

Half an hour later, A: Attention! …

Hearing this, B and C quickly got into the quilt and made sure they had no contact with the outside world ... Then A farted.

After retiring, a programmer decided to study calligraphy, bought excellent lake pens, rice paper and ink, dipped them in thick ink, and wrote on the paper in one go: Hello, world.

In XXX primary school, two students are quarreling. A said, "you ... you are great, I can call someone!" " "

B said, "You ... you fight! I don't believe this! Then A really ran to make a phone call, and when he came back, he put a cruel sentence: "You will know how to die in 30 minutes! "at this time, b was extremely nervous, but he could do nothing. After 30 minutes, the school broadcast: "A classmate of B, you have a visitor, please go to the Academic Affairs Office. "Although I'm scared, I think I'm in the Academic Affairs Office, so I should be fine. So he went to the academic affairs office, and a blond boy came over and said, "Are you B? "B:" I'm ... "

"I'm sorry to have kept you waiting. This is Hawaiian pizza at 100 plus chicken drenching at 100. It's 5300 yuan."