Please write an ironic joke and give reasons.

1. A village is having a meeting. Three hours have passed and the meeting is not over yet. At this moment, a middle-aged woman stood up and walked to the door.

"What are you going to do? I don't know if the meeting is not over yet? "

"I have children at home."

Twenty minutes later, a young woman stood up again.

"Where are you going? You have no children at home? "

"If I always sit here for meetings, my family will never have children."

2. The agent said to the playwright, "There is good news and bad news, which do you want to hear first?"

The playwright said, "Say the good news first."

Agent: "Xiaohei likes your script very much, and she won't let it go."

The playwright said, "Great. What's the bad news? "

Agent: "Xiaohei is my dog."

There is a tall and thin man wearing a long shawl and walking proudly in the street.

A middle-aged man followed him up and down all the time, and then said to the young man, "Young man, I want to take a picture of the back seat for a commercial advertisement, can I?"

The young man was very happy and said, "I guess you must be a hair stylist."

The middle-aged man said, "You guessed wrong. I sell mops. "

In ancient times, a county held a banquet and everyone drank happily. The county magistrate and Cheng both got up and danced, but the county commandant just turned around.

The magistrate asked, "Why don't you do it?"

The county commandant replied, "You moved your hand, and so did Xian Cheng. There is only one county commandant left. If you move your hands again, is there any way out for the people? "