What is iron?

It's a sad homophonic terrier: "My clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, the same (don't go). "

Homophonic stalks are used to deliberately create misunderstandings through homophonic sounds, thus producing humorous effects. It is often used in cross talk. Making misunderstandings is a common routine in comedy. Whether it is cross talk or online jokes, if it is a misunderstanding routine, many of them are made of homophonic stalks.

However, in the network segment, "homophonic stalk" is the lowest level, technically not advanced, and the joke is very shallow.

Example: both shrimp and mussel got 100. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What are you good at?"

Elk got lost in the forest. So he called his good friend giraffe: Hey, I'm lost. Giraffe: Well, I'm a giraffe. A duckling said to the chicken, "I like you." The chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to squat down."

The male shark was shocked by the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the policeman asked him why. He said indignantly, "I just want to take two photos with her."

I have time to grow mushrooms at home. I cooked mushrooms and ate them. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms. The doctor prescribed medicine for me, and I fell to the ground and kept ringing. I took a closer look and found that it was a good pill.

I bought a steamed stuffed bun on the way and cried when I went back to eat it. It turned out to be a quiet bun. Eating steamed bread is too light. I want to add some seasoning, and then I can eat it. I just feel a twinge of heartache. It turns out that what I added was nothing.