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1. I am very tempted. Both urban men and women; My heart is still far away, and I am still a single young man. Enthusiasm is the characteristic, chic freedom is the characteristic, maverick is the characteristic, and being alone is just a specialty! Happy Singles' Day!

2. Stupidity is my specialty, and stupidity is my ideal. When stupidity and stupidity are intertwined, it is the most beautiful paradise in my dream! Don't laugh at me, I am so infatuated that I will love you silly until I am old!

3. As beautiful as flowers and jade, it seems like a fleeting time. You can go back, but you can't go back to the beginning.

If I say that I can meet you in one year, I can know you in three years, and I can cherish you in ten years, I am willing to change my mind for the happiness of the next life.

If the person you love leaves, it is not because you don't deserve it, but to tell you that you deserve better.

6. If being single is wealth, I am willing to go bankrupt for you; If loneliness is a good move, I would like to fall into Sun Shan for you; If a couple is a prison, I am willing to put up with it for you. On Singles Day, I am willing to "undress" for you.

7. People's greatest pain is that their hearts don't belong, whether you realize it or not.

8. People are really tired when they are alive! You must queue up when you get on the bus. Secret love is really painful. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and work is very tiring. You can't rob yet If you earn money, you have to pay taxes, even if you send a message to a pig. Happy Singles Day!

9. The whole world is filled with the sour taste of love, and only I exude the fragrance of single dog.

10. Please make your hair shine, your face full of spring, your food, your wine, your money, your troubles and your mood shine. Be a bachelor! I wish Singles Day brighter and happier!

1 1. There is no one to accompany me on Valentine's Day. Can't I sing Happy Parting?

12. Don't show your love in front of me on Valentine's Day, or I will sing Happy Farewell in front of you.

13. Listen to the person you like and say that the person you like will know what kind of suffering it is.

14. Don't quarrel with your girlfriend, because all you win by quarreling are singles.

15. In fact, you live for yourself, and not many people can take you to heart.

16. In the dark night, you can still see the back of your turn.

17. Qixi is here. Of course, you will be cuckolded at most.

18. My friends always laugh at me. I have money, a house and a car, but I don't have a wife. Singles Day is unhappy, and the sad days are so lonely. Send me a message to bless me, just like you pity me! Happy Singles Day to me!

19. Our bachelor is carefree. We don't have to worry about being cuckolded by others all day, but we can also cuckold others all day and let them be turtles. How happy I am!

20. Women are all enemies of the same man, the one who is not interested in themselves. Singles are interested in all single women, so it seems that even we are very popular! Singles Day!

2 1. You should walk more when you are young. Walk more, and you will find that the whole world is lovers, and you are the only single dog.

22. Do you know that people always miss you and care about you? Your smiling eyes, like starlight, adorn my heart curtain and shine every night.

23. You will never miss the person who is destined to accompany you for a lifetime, and the person you miss will never accompany you for a lifetime.

24. You and I have a good relationship. Gossip tells you that Singles Day is still 10 days away. Singles should hurry to find partners, go on blind dates and help relatives and friends. If no decision is made by that day, harassing calls will continue.

25. You are a bachelor. Who are you afraid of? A person is full, the whole family is not hungry, and a person is chic and happy. Today is June 1 65438+1October1Singles' Day. Happy Singles Day! Find someone who knows cold and hot as soon as possible, and the world for two people is also wonderful!

26. Do you want to keep a dog at home? The single kind!

27. Your personality is sunny, your mind is bright, your eyes are unique, your troubles have been polished, your bad luck is shining, and your fatigue is gone. Today is Singles Day. I hope you add another light, that is: take off your clothes as soon as possible! Happy Singles Day!

28. You didn't choose to be single, you just chose the love you want.

29. Men always like clean women, but they always get dirty.

30. The kind of girl who thinks at first sight that, well, she must have a boyfriend. In fact, such girls are generally single dog.

3 1. Pick up your mobile phone, wave your fingers, touch every keyboard, input every word and sentence, synthesize various blessings, click SMS to send, ring your mobile phone and send my blessing: Happy Singles Day!

32. Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. I think someone will hold a rose and say to me, I'm sorry, please forgive me.

33. Bees fly with butterflies, turtles carry snails, tigers chase cats everywhere, frogs and toads huddle together ... Animals will become angry: intermarriage is not allowed unless they are of the same kind! Answer: Singles Day is over, and I can't care so much. Take off your clothes first!

34. I endure 12 Valentine's Day every year; I also endure the wife's day on the 27th of every month. There is also a tanabata, which I have endured; I can't resist six sticks on Singles Day this year: Friend, I really should take off my clothes.

35. Every time at this time of night, my heart is always empty, and I feel as if I have been abandoned and forgotten by many people. I was overwhelmed by deep loneliness and didn't know what to do.

36. No one set off firecrackers, no one wore new clothes, lonely eyes, when to hold hands. Before such a day comes, I only have you, a single compatriot in the same boat. Happy Singles' Day!

37. Valentine's Day is coming. If you are still single, you can consider coming to me. I sell dog food.

38. It is better to be apart when two people are together every day. Distance produces beauty.

39. Li Bai said: such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, and bachelors should be paired. Su Shi said: catkins blow few branches, and bachelors should also look for grass. Meng Haoran said: I don't know when I hibernate, but bachelors are noisy everywhere. I said: Singles Day is coming, I wish you all the best!

40. Wife, always afraid of derailment; Planes are always afraid of crashing; Life is always a ghost; Career, always tripping; Being a handsome bachelor is really beautiful! Singles' Day is here. Have fun!

4 1. Chopsticks with fried dough sticks, a pair of bachelors attacked another pair, separated four bare bachelors, slowly put them in their mouths and ate them all, leaving only one pair. Happy Singles' Day to all, and no Singles' Day will be celebrated after today!

42. The desire for truth is more urgent than others; Pursuit of perfection, more persistent than others; Sometimes very lonely, but very quiet; Sometimes I am scared, but I am more determined. Who will understand the sincerity of a bachelor? Be a happy bachelor, Happy Singles' Day!

43. Seeing that you have been single for so many years, I was thinking that it must be because many people secretly love you, because no one has confessed to you until now. It's Singles' Day again, so relax and take off the "single" sooner or later.

44. Singles' Day is coming, and bachelors don't feel bad. Let's continue to adhere to the ideological line that I am single and happy, take the principle that one person is full and the whole family is not hungry, adhere to liberalism, give priority to me, and cherish this short single time. Happy holidays to all singles in the world!

45. Urgent reminder, the new way of mobile phone virus transmission: it is spread by the blessing of mobile phone bachelors. For the sake of health, after receiving the blessing, you must soak your mobile phone in disinfectant before using it!

46. Today is your festival. I'll give you a special gift: 4 fried dough sticks, 1 steamed bread! Four fried dough sticks are four 1, and steamed buns are the middle point-1 1. 1 1! Happy Singles Day!

47. Today is Singles Day. The whole world is celebrating and rejoicing. You broke away from the organization and got into trouble. Do you remember being a single friend?

48. Today is 65438+10.4, and it will be Little Singles Day in a week. In order to achieve the goal of "nudity", male and female bachelors can sign a "nudity" agreement and establish a strategic partnership in love. The time limit is: life!

49. Today's Singles' Day, I wish all bachelors in the world a bright face, a sparkling image, a colorful life, good luck every day, trouble swept away and always radiant!

50. There are no gifts for Valentine's Day this year, only for boyfriends.

5 1. Now both men and women love to marry late, which is the reason for being single. Four sticks get together every day, full of energy.

52. Teach you the most effective way to leave single dog and be my wife.

53. If you have a plane tree at home, you don't have to worry about the phoenix coming. Don't miss your career and love as soon as possible!

Since I can't get it, goodbye and goodbye to all my past.

55. I am single and have no matches, digesting food in the streets. I have no soul when I see a beautiful woman and want to ask her out. Who knows, the beautiful woman understood, smiled and asked me if I had a light.

56. The name sounds better after the lie is packaged.

57. It's been a long time. Today, I finally found that we have one thing in common, that is, one person is full and the whole family is not hungry. They are all bachelors and appreciate each other. Happy Little Singles' Day, and get rid of the bachelor group as soon as possible.

58. What a great opportunity! Only once a year! You can't miss passing by! Why hasn't anyone come to pick me up after all this publicity here? )

59. What news breaks my heart more than that you belong to someone else? It's nothing.

60. The stick is not in the light, but money will do. Women are not left, beauty is spiritual. Alice is single, but still very happy. Valentine's day is not wasted, and Singles Day is very annoying. Laugh and have friends, friends and relatives. Bachelor cloud: Why not beautiful? Happy Singles Day!

6 1. There are good and bad bachelors, depending on personal love. Lovers insist on sincerity and don't like fast love. Over time, beauty and white hair become faster. I wish you get rid of the bachelor as soon as possible and enter the besieged city served by women. Happy Singles Day.

62. A new understanding of bachelors. On Singles Day, you were still a young bachelor. After Singles Day, you have squeezed into the ranks of middle-aged senior bachelors; If you don't bid farewell to singles, be careful to become an old bachelor who is ignored on Singles Day!

63. bachelor is cool, bachelor is happy, one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry.

64. The life of a bachelor is sweet, and there is no need to calculate pocket money; Bachelor is really carefree, carefree, nobody cares; Bachelor has a bright future and develops on the road of love; Singles are popular, and friends are full of blessings. Happy Singles Day!

65. Being single is very tired, lonely and unloved; It's hard to be single, and no one asks if you are hungry or cold. Being single is bitter, and you should be happy even in your dreams. Singles' Day is coming, please help me introduce someone to fulfill my dream of getting rid of the bill as soon as possible. Happy Singles Day!

66. The bachelor is bitter. He is twenty-five years old, and his clothes are torn, and no one can mend them.

67. Singles are bitter, and Singles Day is not blessed; Bachelor is sweet, not counting private money; Single and happy, sleeping at night is not afraid of crowding; Single, after receiving the text message 65438+ 10 month 1 1, I wish you a happy singles day.

68. The blessing of Singles' Day can be short-lived: a holiday has passed, and a year has not passed. I wish you a happy Singles' Day! Anyway, it's not bad money, hehe.

69. Singles Day is coming again. Whether you are single, unmarried or planning to be single, you must implement the "three lights" policy after receiving this message, so as to polish your troubles, kill all your troubles and burn all your loneliness!

70. Singles Day is coming, the temperature drops and the weather is cold. Single brothers don't forget to wear two cotton-padded jackets. When they meet a beautiful girl who is pale with cold, offer your love and smile. Maybe you will be a couple next Singles' Day.

7 1. Singles Day trick: first, dress handsome, second, be bold and not lack of calcium, third, turn around with the cheek, fourth, look down on failure, fifth, take the opportunity to play hooligans, sixth, roam the beauty area, seventh, blink wildly to show love!

72. Send flowers on Singles' Day. I sincerely hope that baseball friends will wear them. A "flower" is everywhere; Second, send eternal "flowers" like years; Three gifts add "flowers" to the future. Finally, I hope that the baseball friends will "spend" the wedding candle as soon as possible.

73. The day before Singles Day, my girlfriend and I got a marriage certificate. Singles Day finally got rid of the singles, alas! This is the result of my efforts. Single friends! What are you waiting for? Sister Lin will not fall from the sky. Come on!

74. Singles Day is coming. First of all, I wish you a happy Singles' Day and invite you to take a one-day tour of luxury suites. You can also give away a pair of bracelets, two lovers and a shuttle bus for free. For details, please call 1 10 for free consultation.

75. When Singles Day comes, it will send you a blessing: If you are single and have no one to accompany you, it doesn't matter if you get together with a few friends, there is no love and friendship; If you have a partner, make an appointment. Singles Day is Valentine's Day, and the lingering feelings are stronger.

76. Singles Day is coming. I wish you polish your troubles, drive away your worries, erase your pain, forget the sorrow, forget your bad luck, and then take the opportunity to go out for a walk and return to the state of spring. Happy Singles Day!

77. Singles Day is Singles Day. Don't push me with this. I am proud of being single.

78. Singles Day taboo "one", both words and deeds should be double. You need two short messages, one to send and one to hide; Eat two bowls, eat one bowl and watch one bowl; Two cups of tea, one for you and one for me. Both are lucky, and the bachelor is happy.

79. Dinner on Singles' Day-Let's eat: four fried dough sticks are the four "11.1",and buns represent the middle point. This is the declaration of singles and the mascot of Singles Day.

80. When Singles Day comes, I will speak my mind and tears will flow in my heart. Life has been a long time, and there is still no bosom friend. Parents and relatives are busy, how can we forget the troubles in our hearts? I hope I can get rid of the "light" as soon as possible and be a happy bride. Singles' Day is coming, I wish you realize your wish and pair up!

Humorous sentences of single people

1, full income, self-control, spending money smartly, absolutely in charge.

2. Don't limit human love, but yearn for the universe.

3, or call you single turtle, after all, at your age, several dogs have died!

I'm looking for it! Keep looking! What am I looking for? I'm looking for dry food, water and legendary love!

I am a well-informed bachelor.

6, be immersed in love with children or something, which affects eldest brother too much. I am wandering in the rivers and lakes.

7. Don't ask me why I am single, excellent and willful!

8. After Singles Day, I am still chic. I am proud of being single. I am a national condom.

9. You are so beautiful. First of all, you should thank your parents. If they didn't give you a pair of skillful hands, could you make yourself so beautiful?

10, I suddenly miss my date, and I don't know if he has eaten, is he busy, where he lives, how old he is, and what his name is.

Funny quotations to comfort single dog

1. Since my mother knew the word single dog, she has forgotten my name.

2. "I like being alone", "Who", "I like being alone" and "I said I like being single!"

May the hydrangea hit you as soon as possible, the peach blossom find you as soon as possible, and the beautiful girl catch you as soon as possible. May you step into the marriage hall and enjoy the sweetness of love. Singles Day is here, and the journey of happiness begins today.

I finally know why I'm single. Those who like it don't like me, and those who like it don't know.

When we meet face to face again, you are no longer with me, but you are still in my heart.

6. On Valentine's Day, I rent at a low price and have a sale at a low price! Please book in advance if necessary!

7. Last Valentine's Day, four bachelors ate hot pot together. I swear I will leave them next year. As a result, I did it, and now I am only a bachelor.

8. Even if you are a cactus, I am willing to endure all the pain and hold you.

9. Either you are always proud of being single, or you are dedicated to only one person.

10. I have been blessed by God since I was born. I advised God to get wet with rain and dew, but God wouldn't listen. Let me be single. Let me be single.

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