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Choose me as the answer. Thank you. Here's some! Why is 1 Panasonic not as strong as Sony? Answer: Panasonic (afraid of Sony's brother) 2 A and C, who is taller? Answer: C is relatively high (because ABCD A is lower than C) 3 Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower or rose? Answer: Jasmine (a weak jasmine [beauty]) 4 What line do orangutans hate most? Answer: parallel lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (banana) 5 Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: Eraser. (Poor rubber) 6 What are you afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. (Not afraid of 10,000, just in case) 7 What will happen when Kirin flies to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: Ice cream (ice unicorn) 8 1234567890 Which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard. (1 Don't do it, 2 don't stop) 9 How to keep the sparrow quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: Silence What is 10 white plus white? Answer: White rabbits (two) 1 1 Is Jiaozi male or female? Answer: Male (Jiao Zi has a foreskin) 12 If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua is sitting on his right, and Xiaohua is sitting behind him, whose car is it? Answer: 13 If a wolf comes to the North Pole and accidentally falls into the sea of ice, what will it become after being picked up? Answer: Betel nut 14 Four people are playing mahjong in the house. The police came and took five people away. Why? Answer: Because the person they hit was called Mahjong 15, why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high? Answer: Because the stars will "flash" 16 One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why don't they say hello? Answer: Because I was unfamiliar with 17, a fat man jumped from a tall building. And the result? Answer: Fat 18 Chocolate fights with tomatoes, and chocolate wins. Why? Answer: because of the chocolate bar 19, two people fell into the trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? Answer: Call for help. A shark ate a mung bean. What has it become? Answer: mung bean paste (mung bean shark) 2 1 Is Dandan the name of a dog or a tiger? Answer: Little Tiger (eyeing) 22 What brand of car hates being touched? Answer: BMW BMW (don't touch me) Who is the mother of Chicken 23? Answer: paper helicopter (paper raw chicken) 24 has ABCD..26 letters. How many lETters are left after et left? Answer: 2 1 What's the name of the child who drove away UFOs for 25 days? Answer: What is the name of the child born with 26 winds? Answer: The water rises (the wind rises) 27 Which animal has the worst sense of direction? Answer: Elk (Lost) 28 Wolf, Tiger and Lion Who will definitely be eliminated when playing games? Answer: Who is the child of Wolf (Momotaro) 29 Red Bean Family? A: What color is the excrement of 30 celery in South China (when those red berries come in spring)? Answer: Yellow (Qin Shihuang) 3 1 A mother gave birth to conjoined twins. Her sister's name is Mary, so what's her sister's name? Answer: Monroe (Marilyn Monroe) 32 Don't go out on rainy days without much money? Answer: 30000000 (go out without an umbrella [3]) 33 What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty come out? {Guess the stars} Answer: You Zhu from Wang Leehom 34 pigsty has come out. What should I do? {Guess the stars} Answer: The pigs in Han Hong 35 pigsty came for the third time. What should I do? {Guess a star} Answer: What brand of cosmetics is easy to catch a cold? Answer: ARCHE[ 37A and b can be transformed into each other. B can produce C in boiling water, and C can be oxidized to D in air. Smells like rotten eggs. What are a, b, c and d? Answer: A chicken B egg C cooked egg D rotten egg 38 What sword is transparent? Answer: I can't see 39. Who forgot the water for Andy Lau? Answer: Aha (Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water ...) 40 Why can't I see God's penis? Answer: The secret can't be revealed. 4 1 Why does the white rabbit stay with the goddess the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon? Answer: Because Chang 'e is a radish leg, why do many dreams live in darkness all their lives? Answer: Because he can't see his fingers. Who cries when she thinks of her mother? Answer: Grandpa (thinking of his mother's words every night, sparkling tears, Lu) 44 Why do you want to put two spoonfuls of salt on the basketball board? Answer: It's a long story. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why? Answer: Truth 46 Which brand of electrical appliances is the ugliest? Answer: TCL (too ugly) 47 Which brand of electrical appliances smells the worst? Answer: Which brand of TCL (smelly) 48 is the worst? Answer: TCL (too rotten) 49 What fish is the most stupid? Answer: shark (stupid) fish 50 What fish is the smartest? Answer: Whale (sperm) fish 5 1 We say that a bear without a tail is called a koala, so what is a bear without a * * * *? Answer: The mother bear 52 tortoise built a house in her shell and got into it. {Guess a health care product} Answer: 53 Tortoise in the middle demolished the house, built another house, and then got in. {Guess a health care product} Answer: 54 The tortoise demolished the house again, built the house again, and then got in. {Guess a health care product} Answer: The dog and the rabbit go to the teacher to recite it. Why did the teacher let the dog recite it first? Answer: Dog (Wang Wang Xianbei) 57 Which song has three people in the first sentence? Answer: I am not Huang Rong (me, Bush, Huang Rong). Why don't you vomit when you eat grapes? Answer: Which sect in Portugal does not lie? Answer: Who is the favorite person of Quanzhen Sect 60 to lend a helping hand? Answer: Doraemon 6 1 Which chat tool is the slowest? Answer: MSN (slow death) 62 Who is playing Chopin's nocturne? Answer: Winnie the Pooh (playing Chopin's Nocturne for you) 63 Where is your pigeon hiding? Answer: the roof (singing your song on the roof) 64 Why do lions always send people to contact things in the forest? Answer: Lost 65 A steamed stuffed bun fought with a potato, and the potato killed the steamed stuffed bun. {Guess a foodie} Answer: 66 bean paste buns died, and his father came to seek revenge for potatoes. Potatoes know that they can't beat them, so they run and run. A river stopped potatoes {guess a vegetable} Answer: Dutch beans.