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Sharing 59 humorous sentences about self-introduction
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"I am very obedient. I hope everyone will like me more and more in the new year..." In the information age, we like to share on the Internet. Sentences shared by others often appear in the circle of friends. You can Post some sentences to express your mood at the moment. What kind of sentences do you often post? The following are humorous self-introduction sentences that I have collected for you. I hope it will be helpful to you. Please save them with your fingers! Humorous sentences about self-introduction (1--20 items)
1. I said, no! Because there is so much to do. Then, you can go forward with confidence, I know how to create a warm home for you.
2. I am a girl who is full of fantasy and thinks about beauty and happiness; I love music and its beautiful melody; I like happiness and don’t like to cry.
3. There are all kinds of things in the world. Recently, my boyfriend is asking for marriage. Which woman has saved money, a car, a house, and a house? Please come here to hold hands. Her boyfriend has no house and no education. He eats meat every meal and still has a rural household registration. He has a rural household registration. I have a fiery heart, ready to follow you at any time. If you are interested, please call or QQ, I will wait for you at any time.
4. I, Yushu Linfeng, am extraordinarily handsome, erudite, well-informed, talented, knowledgeable, civilized and military-savvy, majestic and powerful!
5. S This letter can describe my amazing figure.
6. I am neither tall nor thin, neither ugly nor fat. Walking on the streets of Paris does not affect the appearance of the city. It won't make other boys happy either. My husband is worried. Educational qualifications are neither high nor low. Can basically understand the English manual of the refrigerator. But I won’t be so bored that I worry too much about studying philosophy and discussing special relativity or whether humans can move to Mars all day long. Generally speaking, this stock is quite competitive and can be called a dark horse among potential stocks. It deserves the close attention and attention of gentle and considerate male investors. Thank you for your cooperation! There is currently no relevant area or scenic spot information!
7. I have an average appearance, so I won’t go into details here. I deeply feel my kindness, so I firmly believe that good people will be rewarded, because I I have won many friends through my unintentional good deeds, which I feel are a gift from God. But sometimes I also feel that I am heartless, especially when I see beggars with sound limbs and strong bodies, I try my best to pretend not to see them. As a boy, I need face very much, and I need face very much, and I go a little too far. Maybe I am very thick-skinned, so I also need face very much, and I cannot let my face suffer any damage.
8. I usually have many hobbies, but my favorite is reading. Books are a treasure house of knowledge. They allow me to gain a lot of knowledge and understand a lot of truths.
9. Hello everyone, I am your new Xiaoxian and former friend.
10. My brother is a wolf in the north. He has been docile and kind since he was a child. I only dare to watch my companions eat meat. Others think I am a coward, so they abandon me and wander alone. The life of being single is really difficult. I want a gentle sheep. You can accompany me through the long mountains, and I can accompany you for eternity.
11. Hidden under the curly hair is an oval-like face, with a pair of "black pearl" eyes inlaid on this face. The bridge of my nose is a bit low, and my mouth is very round. I love to laugh, because when I smile, two small dimples appear. This is me, a girl who loves to laugh, love to make trouble, and loves to joke - Mo Jie.
12. I am a mature man, but I look younger and have a burly body, which makes me feel like a big brother.
13. It can be stretched or stretched. What's more, learning tea art, flower arrangement, cooking, and writing short articles in Bubble Bookstore are also my interests. People often ask me, aren't you lonely?
14. When will the bright moon come? I asked the sky for wine. I don’t know what my brother looks like. I came to meet you today, and my heart trembles when I see you. I am waiting for you, but I am unwilling to see you. I hope my brother will arrive soon. Love me for another ten thousand years.
15. I am cheerful and straightforward. I am full of confidence in myself. How many times have I participated in various campaigns with 100% confidence, only to end up with 200% failure.
Facing the cruel reality, I felt disappointed and sad because my efforts were not rewarded. However, I did not get back up because of this. I knew that I should learn from failures and confidently let failures hone my will. "Confidence is the number one secret to success." I firmly believe that as long as I work unremittingly, one day I will receive the applause that truly belongs to me.
16. I am twenty-eight this year, and I pretend to be Pan An and Andy Lau. He was wearing designer clothes and had crocodile skin on his feet. The little girl from that family fell in love with me and would definitely count the money. Although naked marriage is very popular, it is not possible without a building.
17. Destiny often likes to joke. The road of life will never be smooth. When you are depressed, it is okay to find a few cheerful buddies to drink together and go home drunk.
18. However, my parents are working hard at home, and my aunts and uncles are working hard outside. My cousins, cousins, and others all ask me about my beautiful lady. This is because my family is doing something important and they want to make it perfect. also.
19. I was born in Xia in July, so I am naturally a kind-hearted Cancer girl. I like vacations, and I also like a tense and orderly fast-paced life; I like both current pop music and classical music; I like philosophy and psychology, and hate novels the most; I like reading, listening to songs, dancing, and playing chess , writing, photography, English, hate math, calculations.
20. In the eyes of ordinary people, girls are gentle and polite, but I am different. I like to "dance with swords and guns" very much. I often watch some martial arts TV series, and then follow the characters in the show to kick and kick. Sometimes I feel that it is not enough, so I simply turn off the TV, find a thin bamboo pole, and try to punch and kick while recalling the moves of the characters in the play. Humorous sentences about self-introduction (21--40 items)
21. A single man, brewed in 1983, with an altitude about between Pan Changjiang and Yao Ming, and certainly not as heavy as Fu Biao. After being forged on campus and forged in the military, he is the first The occupation is legal, the second occupation is also legal, and the third occupation is confidential. We are looking for an ordinary beauty between 20 and 23 years old to enjoy the world of two people.
22. I like fantasy. When I was a child, I fantasized about: orphans can have parents; beggars can become rich; dead people can live again; children can always have happiness; fantasize about... …My fantasy cannot be expressed in a thousand words, just like the continuous rolling hills and the continuous flowing rivers.
23. Or, I can drink with you at home. After you wake up, please put on the clean clothes I put on your pillow and start fresh. I know you can do it!
24. I am not a bad person. Apart from being handsome, I have no shortcomings! Sometimes I feel that I am not very handsome. But one day, I was surrounded by a group of girls. They said I was handsome, but when I refused to admit it, they beat me and called me hypocritical.
25. The child is 8 years old, the parents are still alive, have never been married, the whole family is loving, busy at work, not looking for a partner, often empty, anxious in the middle of the night, marriage notice, looking for a beautiful woman, to form a partner, happiness will continue, I love you, I love you, and I love my wife.
26. I am a motivated and strong girl. When I encounter a problem, I will quickly ask the teacher for help; when school is over, I often run into the library and read eagerly. Move forward step by step in the ocean of books and derive happiness from the kingdom of knowledge; when my classmates’ grades exceed mine, I will study hard; I will also write some compositions and revise a few compositions after finishing my homework. This took me one step further on my composition journey. This is me who is very motivated and strong.
27. Marriage Proposal: The summer heat is unbearable. Recently, female mosquitoes have come to bite me. I have sprayed a lot of medicine, but the effect has not been good. I occasionally heard the female mosquito singing and seemed to be looking for a partner, so I came to the Internet to seek marriage. The loneliness of mosquitoes solves my trouble of being bitten. Anyone who is interested will be waiting outside my house in the evening, hoping to get it done at once and leave quickly to elope.
28. As you know, people at my level will definitely not take the train. However, because I am so famous and the whole country knows me, I am still invited to do interviews, and I am not allowed to eat. Live and work out for free.
29. I am a quiet little girl with a red face and small eyes, but my smile looks like a crescent moon. She has a small mouth, neat bangs, and often wears a ponytail, but she is energetic.
30. It is not until this age that I truly understand the true meaning of life: plainness is the most true. Fortunately, before I understood this truth, I did not give myself to others easily.
31. All locals and foreigners are treated equally. Appearance does not matter, just kindness and gentleness, especially Pingting. If there is a person with a kind heart and a gentle nature, it is better to show his information to your family to show his sincerity. It is not suitable to make false statements and surprise both the outside and the inside.
32. If I were a bird, I would definitely fall in love with a swimming fish; if I were a ball of fire, I would definitely embrace an iceberg, stubborn, rebellious, not listening to others, just believe in me. My destiny is up to me, not God.
33. I have a rich personality: persistent, always doing things from beginning to end; careless, making calculation errors in mathematics; bold, raising my hand in class, saying what I have to say; impatient, often like an ant on a hot pot - too anxious Go round and round; strong, never back down when encountering difficulties; shrewd, often speak badly of others after suffering losses.
34. I have to be myself. Mr. Qi Baishi once said: "Those who learn from me will live, and those who resemble me will die." If you cannot break out of the framework of your predecessors, you will naturally not have your own world. When bubble novels became popular, I felt like I was wasting my time. When online games became popular, I felt like I was wasting my youth. Be yourself, see the real me, show 100% confidence, and tell yourself: "I am who I am, why should I be the same as him?!" Throw away those artificial and flashy decorations, show your trump card, and pursue yourself. Personality, being myself is the best!
35. Being fat cannot be over 160, being ugly cannot scare cows to death, having a bad temper cannot scare you so much that you dare not listen to you, and having a loud voice cannot scare away mosquitoes and flies. , the requirements are really not high, just about right. I am looking for a marriage partner and a love that will last forever.
36. One characteristic of me is that I have many characteristics! You will get to know each other later!
37. I have no car or house, but I have high morale; I have a father and a mother, and I am sincere and kind. ; I don’t smoke or drink, I don’t steal or sneak away; I have a red heart and a breeze on my sleeves. I will only love you for three lives. I am destined to love you, the one I love. Happy QQ
38. Those who are rich do not seek marriage, otherwise they will be recruited. Those with power do not seek marriage, they will be booked. Those who have houses and cars do not seek marriage. They already have a partner, and you do not want it if you are single. I'm looking for someone who's looking for marriage again. I'm pretty good at it. Let's get together as a miserable couple and let's continue our lives.
39. I always carry four cards in my pocket, ID card, subsistence allowance card, bus card, and job search card. I always have four dreams in my heart: a huge house, a beautiful wife, a happy family, and twin children. Don't say that I am a young person with nothing. My low-key and peaceful attitude can make you happy and warm. Wherever the object is, the fate has arrived.
40. I came to the mirror and looked at the boy in the first grade of junior high school in the mirror - not tall, with two "beer caps" added to his original "petite" body. I said to him: "Hello!", and he also said to me: "Hello!" Humorous sentences about self-introduction (41--60 items)
41. Marriage inspiration: I am so handsome that I am so handsome , Wu Dalang's height, South African skin color, garlic-like nose, authentic pig demon face, worth a lot of money, and a lot of bottles and cans, occupation: collecting wine bottles and money cans.
42. I have a pair of extremely small eyes. The nose is the most unlucky part of my face. It must support a pair of spectacle frames every day. The eyes are very grateful to the nose. In order to reduce the burden on them, the eyes Ask the ear brothers for help and let them hold the frames so that the nose will be much easier. Because I love spicy food, my face is covered with Doudou. The Doudou family are really stingy and don’t want others to touch them, and it hurts when touched. There is a scar on my eyebrow. It was a souvenir from a stone that fell into the river when I was a child. I still remember it.
43. I am a relatively easy-going girl with a weak heart. In fact, sometimes I really want to find a shell to cover myself, hide, cry and laugh alone, but this inner world is too lonely.
So, now I have learned to make friends, chat with friends, share happiness and worries.
44. I have no advantages. The only advantage is that I have no shortcomings. I am basically full of shortcomings. The biggest disadvantage is that I only have advantages. If being handsome is a crime, I would be a heinous criminal; if being stylish is a fault, I would be guilty. I have made mistakes again and again; if being smart has to be punished, wouldn't I have to be cut into pieces; if being humble has to be tortured, I have little chance of escaping.
45. I am a quiet little girl, with a gentle and elegant appearance. I looked in the dressing mirror, hey! I am 55 meters tall, with a pair of bright, round eyes. Her little face smiled sweetly, showing her corn-like white teeth, full of love for life. This is me - a first grade student.
46. Marriage notice: If you don’t like makeup, save money on makeup. If you don’t like cheating, save money on shopping. If you don’t like snacks, save money on snacks. If you don’t like riding in a car, save money on buying a car. , In addition, the kind that usually likes to save money is the best.
47. I don’t have a house, I don’t have a car, I don’t have a job, I don’t have any money, and of course I don’t have a partner, so I’m here to propose marriage. I have a doctorate degree, a top beauty, a good personality, and a filial piety to my parents. If I want, I have a wife. This item is shared with you, my company.
48. She looks better than Pan An, looks more handsome than Edison, and is sincere. She is not a scoundrel, but she just wants this companion to have an open-ended love with my ***.
49. I am pretty good-looking, even more handsome than Edison, and my salary is not good. I can basically buy five Chinese cabbages every month. I am looking for a girl who loves me to come and fall in love with me.
50. I am the next photographer of Daheishan. I wish you all great fortune in the New Year!
51. A man is thirty, unmarried, and anxious. Colleague Xiao Zhang whispered: I will introduce you to a person named Xiao Luo. A certain man was very happy and treated him to a treat. After three days, we invited guests again. Xiao Zhang took a certain man to the farm and pasture, pointed to a mule in the stable and said: This is the little mule.
52. I am very obedient. I hope everyone will like me more and more in the new year...
53. Xie Na: I am Miss Ma from Malanpo, Malan Village, Malan Town, Malan Mountain. You can call me a copycat horse!
54. The scenery of the North, thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of snow; look at the beautiful women inside and outside the Great Wall, and millions of gentlemen are lining up to pick; I retreat, not daring to answer the call, and I have the bag. I'm shy and afraid of revealing my true identity; today I'm here to propose marriage, and I want to find a beautiful girl to hug me; to walk through life hand in hand, and have children and grandchildren, and be happy.
55. Male, born in xx (true age will never be concealed), no history of marriage, currently living in xx. I have a cheerful and sincere personality, no bad habits (smoking, and occasionally drinking 5 bottles of beer with friends at most; this is reasonable). I am in good health and all parts of my body are functioning normally. xx people from xx province. The family has two tile-roofed houses and no cars. The career needs to be developed.
56. I am neither tall nor thin, neither ugly nor fat. Walking on the streets of Paris does not affect the appearance of the city, nor does it make other boys happy.
57. A little girl is not proud of herself for a flower. Loved by everyone, flat tire by car. Better than Tianxianmei, better than Yang Guifei. If you are interested, please send the letter back. If you ask me who I am, Sister Feng is me.
58. Local registered permanent residence, worked at a steel factory site before, and transferred ownership of part of the steel. I am good at night shift and can drive three rounds. I am looking for community service, housekeeping and other positions.
59. The person who buys shoes needs to have beautiful feet, the person who sells books needs to be very talented, and the person who sells clothes needs to have a great figure, so I choose to sell houses and find someone who needs a kitchen that can cook and a living room. A good talker and a good housewife in the bedroom, she often takes care of her parents and children who sleep on her side.
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