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The general went to the princess's room to go to the toilet and ate all the dates. What did the princess say to make the general sick?

As the saying goes, people have three emergencies, and many people can't avoid it. Many people know that when going to the toilet, the smell inside will make people disgusted, but they made it themselves, and there is no way to dislike others, so they can only endure it. In ancient times, some people thought of some ways, that is, blocking their noses with dates. So I won't be smoked by the smell of the toilet when I go to the toilet. In ancient times, there was a joke that a general went to the princess's room to go to the toilet and ate all the dates inside. Later, I learned that this was specially prepared for the princess to go to the toilet.

From ancient times to the present, people of the royal family are particularly distinguished, and their toilets are more magnificent than ordinary people. Even so, they can't change the smell of the toilet. Since they can't solve this problem from the source, smart people can solve this problem through communication. Is to cover your ears and block your nose.

In the Western Jin Dynasty, Princess Xiangcheng had a habit. There is a box full of dried dates in the toilet. Every time she goes to the toilet, she will put two in her nose, and the effect is very good. And his Xu is also a rich boy. Although this man is a rich boy, his life is very casual.

After I married this princess, I made a joke. Once I went to the toilet and saw some dried dates in the toilet, thinking that the princess would really enjoy it. I picked them up and ate them when I went to the toilet to eat. It wasn't long before I finished eating. The princess also wants to go to the bathroom when she comes back. At this time, she found that there were no dates in the basket. The princess smiled when she saw Xu, and so did the people around her. The princess explained that it was used for stuffing, but you ate it.