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My embarrassing composition is 400 words.
Before my embarrassing 400-word 1 composition, I was still young and didn't know what Chinese New Year was. I only know that there will be new clothes to wear during the Spring Festival, so I was looking forward to the Spring Festival when I was a child.
Now that I have grown up, I feel so naive. Whenever I think of the stupid things I did during the Spring Festival, I can't help laughing. Listen to me slowly.
We all have a custom here, which is burning paper. Adults kneel down and burn paper. I play in the bed in the house. I heard from my mother that I would move the table into the yard. I was curious, so I kept listening. Grandma said, "I'll find a stick and lighter, and you finish writing the paper." I thought, "Why do you want to make a lighter? Do you want to make a fire? " I listened to it again, only to hear my grandmother mumbling, so I went out to have a look. The adults were kneeling, and there was a sheet piling in front. Grandma lit the paper. I saw the adults kneeling, and I pretended to be kneeling. I saw the paper floating, so I couldn't kneel down. I stood up and tried to catch them with my hands. My mother hugged me, so I broke free with my hands and grabbed it again. I'm so happy. I feel a little embarrassed at this time.
Another thing, which is particularly funny, is that my brother set off firecrackers at the New Year's Eve dinner, and my mother hasn't come to cover her ears yet. Firecrackers have sounded, which scared me. I cried with a loud cry, so scared that I got into the jar and couldn't get out. Finally, firecrackers sounded and the adults remembered me and were looking for me. I finally let my mother hear me and gave me a hug.
How nice it is to celebrate the New Year!
My embarrassing composition is 400 words 2. I like riding a bike very much. As long as I have time, my father will take me outdoors to ride a bike.
I remember one Sunday afternoon, my father and I set off by bike again. Along the way, I always can't wait to speed up and rush forward. Dad told me to slow down in the back, so I didn't hear him. Look, there is a small slope ahead. I rushed up with a whoosh, and it felt really bad. When I went downhill, I rushed down like an arrow again, feeling that I was about to fly. Dad hurriedly shouted at the back: "Slow down, slow down, danger …" But I didn't care, and the speed was getting faster and faster, which made me feel too exciting and fun. Just when I was proud, suddenly, the wheel seemed to roll on something and lost its balance, and the handlebar was completely out of my control. Before I could react, I heard the sound of "pa ...". I had a close contact with the ground, and even the car and people had a heavy fall. It hurts. Dad rushed over. I fought back my tears and bravely said, "Nothing, it doesn't hurt."
Dad read my mind, smiled, helped me lift the car, and said, "Cycling is an aerobic exercise. Cycling often can not only exercise, but also make you grow taller. However, when we ride a bike, we must first learn to control the speed, learn to protect ourselves and put safety first, remember? " Remembering the embarrassing thing that happened when riding a bike just now, I nodded silently.
On the way home, I didn't dare to have fun anymore, so I politely followed my father. ...
My embarrassing composition 400 words 3 I once had a big embarrassing thing, which not only made me lose face, but also made me more careful in the future.
It's a sunny morning. As usual, I went to physical education class with my classmates happily. When we arrived at the playground, we finished the warm-up exercise, and the teacher suddenly announced: Today, the skipping test!
Faced with the sudden attack, the students immediately adjusted their state and began to practice. However, several students who took the exam first got off to a bad start, and other students began to panic and practice crazily, and I was no exception. After a while, it was finally my turn. I walked onto the stage in fear and began to jump.
At first, there was no problem. My brain is like a base, commanding all organs: hands, throw them! Call your feet and speed up! About fifteen seconds later, an urgent telegram came from my leg: Oops, my pants fell off! It's over! Taking off your pants will not only fail to meet the standards, but will also be laughed at by your classmates! Let's finish the dance quickly! So, I accelerated the speed. Unexpectedly, this accelerated the fall of pants, and all the students and teachers on the scene laughed, so I had to stop.
Every time I jump rope in the future, my classmates will say: Don't forget to tie your pants! This makes me extremely embarrassed, so I wear tight pants every time I jump rope to keep it steady.
Alas! This embarrassing thing cannot be erased! Only accept the reality and continue to be laughed at!
At the class 4 meeting of my embarrassing composition of 400 words, the Chinese teacher specially held a special "embarrassing" conversation to relieve our test pressure. In this way, she began to ring the bell in class, and stories of embarrassment, helplessness and depression surfaced.
"No matter what I say for a while, don't laugh at me, remember!" A fat boy said nervously, and then vividly said-
"When I was a child, I was particularly greedy, especially chocolate. On this day, my parents took me for an outing and saw many black and round "small stones" along the way. I quickly stopped my father and shouted, "Great! Great! " My parents asked inexplicably, "What's the matter? What's the big deal?" I picked up a "stone" from the ground, bypassed my father's eyes and said to him, "I want to have a good time! "I don't know who put so many chocolate beans here. They are specially prepared for tourists. They must be local tyrants. " As a result, my father carefully took this "stone" from my hand and studied it carefully. "What is this? Why are you so familiar? " Dad muttered and sniffed under his nose. He was surprised. "Really ..." He hurriedly put down his "chocolate beans". He looked back at me and found that I put it in my mouth, and even ran over to stop me and told me,' This is ... this is ... this is ... he said it three times in a row, and the students were very curious. What is this?
"This is sheep excrement beans!"
The students burst into laughter, but he blushed. In this way, laughter broke out in the classroom. ...
In my life, the words "embarrassed" and "embarrassed" will always accompany me.
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Today, when you walk into the classroom of Class 5 (8), you will see a boy with a swollen nose and eyes. Yes, that's me. Do you want to know what happened to that wound? Alas, that's a great shame.
I ride a cool mountain bike to school every morning. Today, I was speeding in the community, and the speed was very fast. Suddenly, a faster battery car roared past me, and the little girl sitting in the back seat turned her head and shouted at me, "It's so slow, so slow!" " "This sentence just hit my sensitive nerve. I was outraged. I stepped on the accelerator at high speed and finally overtook them. I proudly turned to the little girl and said, "Haha, it's too slow, too slow! "Just when I got carried away, I suddenly turned my head and found that the car was about to hit the grass. I quickly turned on the faucet of the car, but it was too late. The car hit a fire hydrant, and I fell heavily to the ground, breaking my nose and knees. I think this is embarrassing, and the little girl will definitely laugh at me. Unexpectedly, instead of laughing at me, the little girl and her mother stopped the battery car, helped me up, dusted me off and asked me with concern if I needed to call home. I bowed my head in embarrassment and blushed like Guan Gong. ...
Students, in the future, don't be embarrassed like me. In learning, it is worthy of recognition to be competitive, but you can't be a cockfight in life!
When it comes to the word "embarrassment", the first thing that comes to mind is the movie "One Man's Embarrassment on the Embarrassment Road" and Wang Yan's "Embarrassment in Hong Kong", both of which are very ironic stories.
The word "embarrassment" has changed from the original meaning of "light" to an emoticon in the context of the Internet, and has been endowed with the meaning of "helplessness, embarrassment and depression".
Today, I want to tell an embarrassing story that happened to me. This is a dance class four years ago ... I put on a beautiful dance skirt, listened to cheerful music, and twisted my chubby body with the teacher's beat. I was jumping happily when my stomach tightened and I wanted to go to the toilet. Then I remembered that I forgot to prepare well before class. Timid, afraid of the teacher's blame, dare not raise their hands to report that they want to go to the toilet. When we were in trouble, a stream of heat flowed down the stockings ... the class was forced to be interrupted. After hearing the news, the parents around them found that it was not the child's condition, so they whispered to each other: "They are so big, and they will pee on their bodies." The children all bent over with laughter. I was so ashamed that I wanted to dig a hole in the ground at once, and my face turned red. ...
Just when I was embarrassed, my mother came over and took me out of the classroom, took off my wet clothes and pants, then helped me change into clean clothes and took me home without saying a word. On the way, my mother tried to protect my self-esteem and said a lot of irrelevant words in my ear, but I didn't listen to a word. After a long time, I whispered, "Can you not tell others what happened today?" After listening to my words, my mother smiled and asked loudly, "What happened today?" .
That "embarrassing" incident made me know "shame". So far, I dare not neglect, and prepare lessons carefully before class. It is the so-called "learn from a painful experience". Looking back now, I really want to hug the little "me" at that time.
My embarrassing composition is 400 words. I left a lot of embarrassing things when I was a child, and I will share them with you today.
I remember once, there used to be a lot of mice in our house, so my mother bought some sticky mouse boards for mice to catch. Mother warned us again and again: "Be careful when you walk, don't step on it." Don't touch your hand! Stick to it and it won't wash off. "I nodded curiously." Ok, mom, I won't touch it! In fact, there are 10 thousand question marks in my heart: "What sticky mouse board is really as sticky as my mother said?" "What will happen if I touch it?"
I followed my curiosity to the sticky mouse board, looked at it and said, "Isn't this yellow tape?" I clicked it with my finger and pulled some yellow silk when I pulled it out, like pizza. "What fun!" "I took a hand and touched it gently. When I pull it, the yellow silk in my hand is like lightning. "Cool! ""I thought, "Would you be more handsome if you worked harder?" So, I pressed the hard handle and pulled it out, but I couldn't pull it out. I am in a hurry. Why can't you pull it out? Do I have to stick to it all my life? No, no. I fixed the mousetrap with one hand to make it easier to take out the other hand. I didn't expect it to stick when I touched that hand "Blare, blare! I won't play anymore, the sticky mouse board is terrible. "
When mom came back, she couldn't help laughing. I had a hard time separating my hands and used a lot of detergent!
Well, if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer.
My embarrassing composition is 400 words, 8/ 16, 8 1 π times 4. When Mr. Liu spoke on the platform, the students froze. Nobody is absent-minded. But at this moment, my stomach hurts unwillingly!
It's over, it's over. When is the class over? It seems that the bell has just rung! Why don't you talk to the teacher? No, no. Will be scolded by the teacher, or a sinister version, or stop it, bear it! Ah, it hurts more! No, no, I can't help it!
What does 8 1 π in 16 stand for? No one in the class raised their hands, just then I raised my hands. The teacher smiled, pointed at me and said, come, you answer. I whooshed up and said, teacher, I want to go to the bathroom. The whole class burst into laughter and there was a buzz in the classroom. I can't wait to dig a hole and go in. It's really embarrassing! The teacher gave me a helpless look: Go, hurry up!
I was relieved, clutching my stomach, bent down and strode to the toilet with my legs between my legs. When I ran to the front of the toilet, I suddenly felt a sense of intimacy. The usual smell is gone, only the fragrance comes to my face!
I rushed in, opened the toilet door and rushed in. Ah, how comfortable! That's so cool! I suddenly remembered one thing: I came out in such a hurry that I forgot to take the paper! Oh, my god Where! God, you are so bad. Why didn't you remind me? Shouldn't aunt sweeping the floor be cleaning up? Why haven't you come yet?
Suddenly, I remembered that I still have a mobile phone watch! Great, I can't stand it! I was just about to send a message to Xiao Hao when footsteps came outside the door. I gently pushed open the door, and Xiao Hao came and handed me the paper! Thank god!
This is really the most embarrassing thing in my life!
My embarrassing composition 400 words 9 In the hot summer, I am afraid that many students will go swimming to cool off, but it is very difficult for me. Because I haven't swam for more than a year, I have forgotten those swimming postures and skills. Throw it directly into the water, I'm afraid I can't swim.
But what worries me most is coming. My mother said to me, "However, today you will go swimming, and both Gao Yuxuan and Zhu Yan will go." I said helplessly, "Mom, I'm not feeling well today. Can I go tomorrow? " My mother said fiercely, "No, I have to go today." I can only go to the swimming pool with my mother. But there are still many things in the swimming pool. As soon as I entered the pool, I ran to the shore at once. Because the water was too cold, Zhu Yan's mother came over and said, "Why didn't Zhu Haoran go into the water?" I said, "The water is too cold." Zhu Yan's mother said, "If you don't go into the water, it will be colder. At her suggestion, I walked carefully into the water (0.4), and my aunt said, "Your mother said you forgot to swim, so I'll teach you. "
Then Zhu Yan's mother began to teach me. At this time, the first thing happened. The goggles are leaking I just started to learn swimming, but I didn't miss it. But when I started to float, it began to leak. This is not the worst. I can't learn with too many people. I can only go to the deep water area (1.2 meters). In the deep water area, I dare not swim in the middle, only dare to swim against the wall, but in the end I overcame this problem.
Although I only swam to 1.4 meters, I am proud of myself.
My embarrassing composition 400 words 10 One Saturday morning, because I got up late, breakfast was destroyed by those hateful humans. I was so hungry that my heart stuck to my back that I had to hold back my hunger and go to the kitchen to cook by myself.
I recall the scene when my mother used to cook fried eggs. I put the oil first, then add some salt, and finally put the eggs. I tried to fry slowly with a rice spoon, but some oil jumped out of the pot, which scared me back. The rice spoon in my hand also dropped, and the oil jumped even more. Soon, the pot was on fire.
I turned pale with fear and shouted for help for fear of igniting something at home. I saw "player119"-my mother came to me at the speed of light. Without saying a word, she took the pot in my hand and put it in cold water, and the fire disappeared without a trace. This series of actions made me dumbfounded. I looked at my mother with admiration: "Mom! You're amazing!
Who knows, my mother suddenly became a "1 10 player." He asked gravely, "What's the matter? Don't you know that this rice spoon is made of plastic? What if there is a fire at home? Who is responsible? " This series of questions confused me. Finally, I said weakly, "I didn't know this rice spoon was made of plastic, and I didn't know that plastic was afraid of fire."
Finally, my mother became a "120 player." He asked me nervously, "Are you all right? Was it burned? " Looking at my mother's nervous face, I just squeezed back the tears that were about to fall, and a thousand words turned into comforting words: "Mom, I'm fine!" " "Mom breathed a sigh of relief.
This "fire" not only made me understand the truth of fire fighting, but also made me feel that maternal love can give everything and is great in wisdom.
My embarrassing composition is 400 words 1 1. Today, my neighbor and I came back from class. Because there was no school bus, we had to walk back. Who would have thought-
On the way back, it was drizzling in the sky, the trees swayed with the wind, and our hair was blown up by this cool and comfortable wind, but-the ancients said: before the storm came, it was always calm. Our leisure time is too boring, so let's say something interesting to relieve boredom.
For example, Sister Furong turned around and scared a cow by the river. Sister Furong turns back and the Yangtze River flows backwards; Sister Furong turned three times, and all the teachers and students jumped off the building together. ......
We talked and chatted, which was quite fun, and we could recall the happy time that passed by ..... We suddenly came to the winding asphalt road. Wu Ziyi seems a little disgusted with this game. Somehow, she lost her temper! How do I feel that this game is suicidal, cursing others not to play! ! ! Then I refuted her a few words, and all the games were cursed! The' mouse stealing oil' curse says that the mouse was immediately taken away by the cat, and the' net fish' fish must have been caught by people. If so, don't play with anything! Oh, I didn't say curse everything! Well, I can only entertain myself. So I bowed my head and fiddled with the grass by the roadside with my umbrella, muttering: This is Wu Ziyi, and then fiddling with a pile of grass: This is Aunt Xiao Gan ... Wu Ziyi was angry when she heard this, but this time she didn't speak, and she deliberately accelerated her speech. Hey! This is exactly what I want. I just slowed down.
Some people have really changed a lot-hypocrisy and publicity. Being in the sixth grade is like putting an outer skull on yourself. They are self-righteous and arrogant. Don't let it be!
Thinking about it, I went downstairs.
My embarrassing composition is 400 words 12. Dinner is ready! "Dad's voice came from the kitchen, and I hurried to the kitchen to help and take the initiative to serve.
I came to the front of the dishes and saw that every dish was hot and smoked. I casually reached for it, but because the bowl was too hot, I shrank back in an instant with lightning speed. Just when I was extremely anxious, I glanced at it and saw a rag. I had a brainwave. Yes, I can solve this problem with a rag.
What a clever young lady! I picked up the rag, surrounded the bowl, held the bottom of the bowl with four fingers, buckled my thumb at the mouth of the bowl, and moved out step by step. But because the soup is too full, my nervous hands are shaking and the bowl is shaking slightly. Who knows, the soup danced seaweed in my bowl. "These guys are really naughty. They just danced in the bowl, but they didn't think it was big enough. They all jumped out of the bowl and splashed a little on the ground with a bang. This makes my little heart thump. I took a deep breath, slowed down again and moved to the living room bit by bit.
Ah! No, bandits also appeared! My little dog stood in front of me, jumping up and down all the time, barking constantly, as if to say, hand over the rice quickly, or I won't let you go. "Even if you quarrel with me, I won't let go. So, I raised my foot and kicked it out with my scud. Shit, with a bang, the bowl flew out inertia. Well, my delicious soup was sacrificed like this.
Look! This is my embarrassment in serving food, and it is also a big stain on my growth path.
My embarrassing composition is 400 words, 13. On a sunny day, the breeze blows gently. I met my friends in the wild and rode my bike.
My friends and I rode bicycles in the fields, one on the country road and the other on the ridge. We came and went freely, and the fields echoed with our cheerful laughter. The breeze blows on us, which makes us feel very comfortable. We also stopped to pick wild flowers and chase butterflies in the fields and had a good time. But happiness brings sorrow. On the way home, when we passed a slope, we liked to slide down the slope by bike, so we couldn't wait to rush down as soon as we got to the slope. Just halfway through, I accidentally tripped over a big stone in the middle of the slope and rolled it several times in a row. When I stopped, I felt burning pain around my eyes and nose, and I kept oozing blood. My little friend was frightened and sent me home at once. When I got home, my mother was frightened to see my embarrassment. She rushed me to the infirmary and asked the doctor to disinfect me, screaming with pain.
When I got home after disinfection, my mother kept scolding me for being so careless. Seeing that my mother was scolding me, her eyes were red, and I could see that my mother was very distressed. I quickly said sorry to my mother. Suddenly my mother's anger subsided a lot. In hindsight, I fell from such a high place on the slope. Now I feel scared when I think about it. I thought to myself, I should be careful when riding a bike in the future after my face was smashed like this.
My embarrassing composition 400 words 14 childhood memories are hidden in the mailbox like letters. I took out a letter today, which recorded an embarrassing incident last winter.
It was a sunny morning. There were several white clouds floating in the sky, and the students became lazy. "Students, concentrate! Take out the Chinese supplementary exercises! " Teacher Chen released The Lion Roar. Oh, no! I suddenly have to go to the bathroom! I really hate myself for just having fun after class, but now I can only try to hold back my urine and calm myself down. I took three deep breaths to distract myself. Ding! The bell for help finally rang! I suddenly pushed the table open and rushed out of the classroom in three steps, shouting: "Boiling water, boiling water, make way!" " "The students seem to see the mental derangement and retreat to one side in confusion. I blushed and thought: my classmates must think I am crazy, but now it is a special situation, and I don't care about my image in front of my classmates! I flew all the way to the bathroom, but fortunately no one stopped me on the way. I jumped into the urinal and reached for my belt. Oh, dear! The belt won't untie again! Is god deliberately against me? I worship to Tiansan, hoping that God can see my sincerity. I tried to relax myself and reached for my belt again. I unbuttoned my belt three times, five times, twice, and finally felt comfortable!
This is an embarrassing thing for me. Is it really embarrassing? Don't laugh at me, I will definitely learn a lesson, not just play after class.
My embarrassing composition is 400 words 15 "I had a really bad day!" " I said to my deskmate with an unhappy expression. The deskmate asked curiously, "Why?" I can't even think about it.
The teacher shouted, "Stand up." The whole class says hello to the teacher. The teacher asked us to sit down. I accidentally didn't see the stool and fell to the ground. I was shocked. I thought to myself: it really hurts, because I accidentally fell to the ground; Fortunately, the noise was not very loud, otherwise the whole class would have known about it. How humiliating I would be. I got up and sat on the stool. My deskmate smiled and said to me, "Xiaoxinfei, did you pee your pants?" Hahahaha. " I looked at my pants, and the back was all wet. I looked under the stool, but I accidentally spilled water under the stool this morning, so it was all water. I rubbed my trousers desperately, hoping that they would dry quickly.
When class was over, my deskmate actually told the people around him about it. They have been laughing at me. I'm shy. My face is as red as a little apple. I must be very careful when I walk. I have to cover the water with my hands. It's embarrassing.
"What's wrong with me today? It's terrible. " I muttered under my breath. I must learn a lesson next time to avoid this kind of thing happening again.
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