Joke master

One day, when a beautiful woman in a white dress was shopping on the road, the camera accidentally fell to the ground, right in front of a handsome guy.

See, the handsome guy picked up the camera and ran to the beautiful woman, shouting as he ran, the woman in white in front: Your camera "You are like a chicken" Your camera "You are like a chicken" The beautiful woman was furious when she heard someone calling herself like a chicken behind her. When she turned around, the handsome guy walked to the front, smacked ... and slapped him twice, swearing: You are still like a duck, and passers-by accused him of being rude. The handsome boy felt very wronged and turned and ran away. At this time, the beauty saw the camera in his hand and realized what was going on. She repeatedly shouted: my camera is like a chicken, and my camera is like a chicken. Suddenly passers-by were dumbfounded.

There are two conditions for a woman to get married and make friends.

1. Be handsome.

2. Have a car

The computer went to help her search the results of ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ chess.

The woman refused to accept the search results and entered them again.

1. There is a beautiful house.

2. There is a lot of money

The computer went to help her find the bank again.

The woman is still not disappointed, continue to input conditions.

1 should be cool.

Feel safe again.

Results The search results are ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Altman

The woman is still not disappointed, continue to input conditions.

1. Be handsome.

2. Have a car

3. Have a beautiful house

4. There is a lot of money

5 keep calm.

6 and feel safe.

The computer went to help her search again ~ ~ ~ ~ Altman played chess in the bank.