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Who can tell me what the true meaning of life is?

What is the true meaning of life?

First, what is a person?

In this boundless universe, where are people? Why is there "I" in the world? Did your parents really make you?

In Jiangsu and Zhejiang, there is a kind of bird, which is called grain catcher by the locals. When an egg is about to hatch, it begins to cry day and night until it dies. When the child comes out of the hatch, its parents have rotted in the nest. The child is raised by bugs born from the parents' bodies, and the same is true from generation to generation.

There is a female spider in Australia, which lays 40 eggs at a time and then loses it. In midsummer, a large number of insects will be caught, and children should fatten up besides eating. In winter, children's food is nowhere to be found. The little spider will suck blood at the mother's ankle until it is finished. But mother spider didn't resist. After the spider mother ate all her body, the spider could hunt, and no one trained it anymore, which was handed down from generation to generation.

Take high moral standards for example, they only give and don't take. However, after completing the whole task, human beings dragged their feet and refused to close their eyes immediately, so there was an annoying "collection" project. Therefore, in the process of collection, many unfortunate "people" have produced sadness and pain that "grain catcher" and "red mandarin fish" can't meet. In this way, people are even worse than "ear catcher", "red mandarin fish" and "female spider"

What is the difference between people and them? When you have completed the whole mission, even if the property of the whole earth belongs to you, the most beautiful family in the world is only you. In the end, you will leave nothing behind, but if you close your eyes, there will be no you in the world!

Life science scholars believe that the ultimate life span of human beings is 150 years, and primitive embryonic cells divide as many as 50 times, so everyone will die. Once the neurons are grounded, people are busy! Busy! When I couldn't get up, I was lucky enough to start thinking, "What am I and where am I going? Dear friends who live together day and night, can I see them again tomorrow? ……"。

Qianjiang evening news, June, 2007165438+1October 9: A hospital thought of something that many people had not thought of. In order to give some help to those who ended at this most pessimistic and disappointing moment, a special room was set up, which was quiet and dedicated to making dying people cry.

Man, if there is no such person after death, you should start crying when you are born. Cry! Cry!

Second, the gap between human intellectual circles.

According to the archaeological theory of "extinction of biological species", it was found that the fifth (Cretaceous) biological species on the earth was dinosaurs. The theme that scientists debated endlessly, "Dinosaurs died in one day", has now become a conclusion. Today's "species" is the sixth time, and scientists call today the "Anthropocene".

2065438+01March 8th The seventh edition of Reference News reprinted the article on March 5th of the American Daily Science website: "Has the sixth mass extinction of life on earth arrived? The article said: With the sharp decrease of the number of many animal species, such as frogs, fish and tigers, some scientists warned that the earth is on the verge of extinction, just like the first five times in the past 540 million years.

Many dinosaurs and 12 human footprint fossils have been found in the famous rock formations along the banks of the Balaksey River in Texas, USA. Explain that people have been discovered in the dinosaur era;

So did dinosaurs go beyond their narrow scope and focus on studying people?

By the same token, people have discovered "whispering" in the Anthropocene. So who has carefully studied "whispering" outside the narrow people themselves?

People really died once and lived again. Death of human body is not real death. Material life is not real life! Real life matches the universe, and this is real life. It is a fact that the sun is broken and no one can fix it.

Real life is not a slow evolution, but a sudden change in the blink of an eye, with a better body than a whisper. But if a person's spiritual life is lost, then this person will never be found in the universe, and that is the real death! If you can't get this, it's no use crying again.

Some people say: I have never seen my own "spirit", so I can't believe that I have any "spirit". This is just as well, because no one has seen his "heart", and it must be said that he has no "heart". Who is so empty that it takes three days and three nights to convince you that you have a "heart"? Even if you can touch your back, few people have seen it. If you don't see it, it doesn't exist, then the fool will say, "I don't have a back?"

Scientists have found that galaxy clusters in the universe can be combined without flying away. They are composed of 23% dark matter and 73% more mysterious dark energy. It keeps the universe in order. Without it, the galaxy will soon collapse. Who dares to say: what is invisible is religious belief, superstition or nothing?

Up to now, all the incredible facts discovered by the world, except sad hypothetical reasoning, are barbaric denials. Is it that in a short period of 100 years, conscious human beings will never see the true knowledge, learn the ignorant and then die?

2011September 16 "reference news" 12 edition, looking for an emergency exit of life. Article: When a problem arises, whether it can be solved is not whether our life is difficult or easy, but how we face obstacles. Life sometimes needs to find an emergency exit, although it may take many detours. Never give up, no matter what your dreams or beliefs are.

So where is your exit? What are your obstacles?

On July 2, 20 10, the seventh edition of Reference News reprinted an authoritative article on cosmology, saying: "There may be infinite universes parallel to us outside the universe. There may also be infinite copies of us in the parallel universe, which is a little secret that scientists don't want you to know, because it makes them very confused. "

The universe has such a perfect earth and a matching sun, so "man" can't be lonely. Man is not the only creature in the universe. There can't be only one fragile "person" on the earth. In this complete universe, it is certain that the real manager of the universe is not "man". Because human life is confined to a very narrow earth circle in the universe, it can't adapt to the existence of the universe, and it can't be regarded as real cosmic life. This is the emergency exit you are looking for.

There has been special research in the scientific community for a long time, but many things in the scientific community are confidential, and the real information lies in this little secret that you don't know.

However, today's human beings are influenced by many factors, such as the tide left by society, outdated historical view, the environment of political pressure, the backwardness of human knowledge and so on. Many people who don't know what "science" means just stay at the pace of life more than 0/00 years ago. All along, what people can see on the desktop will not be the "yes" and "no" evaluated by the scientific community. Often before the emergence of true knowledge, human beings have always maintained the original knowledge level worshipped and spurned by heredity. Most of them are just people who have read traditional textbooks. They talk too far from the point, talk with a pointed nose and talk about jokes in traditional textbooks, in order to cover up the empty skull of human beings. Spending a little money makes people as confused as cultural life and can muddle along. This is the obstacle of people.

The mathematical quantity of the complexity of molecular nucleotides indispensable for the birth of life is equal to the sum of the different arrangements that these nucleotides can form, which is enough to fill the random combination of the whole universe. Only one combination can produce the first life. So how hard your life is! If you come to this airborne material space and don't even know what it is, won't it be empty and disappear forever?

Compared with the earth with a history of only 4.5 billion years, the history of human science and technology civilization is just a thoughtful life history in the past 200 years. Therefore, it is reasonable to believe that there should be intelligent life in the universe and other planets with a history of 65.438+0.37 billion years. At least people have discovered the existence of unexplained higher-tech civilizations such as the laws of celestial bodies.

This shows that there is life in the sky. Since there is a more advanced intelligent life, there will be real information on the ground, so where is the real information?

Third, the real information is right under your nose.

From the study of Tianmen Studies, Biology, Confucius, Laozi, Mencius, Maya, Century, Whispering and the four influential religious classics in the world, it is found that strangely, everything in the universe; The earth is round and the universe is expanding. In the final analysis, the universe originated from nothingness, Israeli restoration and family planning in China ... which can be found in the Bible thousands of years ago. Where in the Bible does it say that science can be found?

When the moon was formed, it was only 22,530 kilometers away from the earth, but now the average distance has widened to more than 385,000 kilometers, and with the passage of time, the moon will go further and further. When you read this article, the moon is slipping away from the earth quietly. No scientist in the world can solve the mystery of why the moon left the earth and slipped away from it. Do you want to know the real science today? This mystery can be solved in the Bible.

In recent years, the theme of "20 12" has been copied enthusiastically, as early as 3,000 years ago in Deuteronomy and Exodus. In 5772 (AD 20 12), the code of the Jewish Bible was unlocked and written under the destruction of the earth, and the comet would hit the earth. There is also a saying that disasters will be stopped and will be stopped; Will be shattered, driven away, I will tear it to pieces.

The information from Xinhuanet said: "In 2004, astronomers discovered that an asteroid was flying towards the earth at a speed of nearly 50,000 kilometers per hour. It is predicted that April 13, 2029 will be very close to the earth. In this regard, astronomers around the world closely observe asteroids in space. " High-tech can make people prepare for future disaster warning in advance.

In Genesis and Numbers of the Bible, there is a hint that "friends will be delayed". "Friends Delay" and "Burning Eyebrows" overlap. Then "friends delay", human beings need not be too nervous, and the earth may not be extinct in 20 12 years.

Today, when whispers and flying saucers appear frequently, which classic in the world has explained "aliens"? But the Bible more than 3,000 years ago clearly told the world that this "whisper" is spirit.

The Hebrew original of "God" in the Bible is "man from heaven".

In the 1950s, human beings found that "aliens have no reproductive organs, so it is difficult to judge men and women", but the Bible clearly remembers that Jesus told his disciples about resurrection: "At the time of resurrection, people neither marry nor marry, but are like angels in the sky".

Who is the messenger from heaven? It is what people call "aliens". Actually, think about it. Call them "aliens" or "angels"-is "angels" accurate? According to human logical reasoning, it is more appropriate to call them "messengers from heaven" because they are not like people, not people.

Because the bible clearly tells mankind: ... this perishable thing will always become immortal, and this mortal thing will always become immortal; So after the resurrection, people will not die. Obviously, people must have children after death, but will they have children after death?

201April 14 reference news, 12 edition reprinted the issue of British New Scientist Weekly on March 20: the physicist's new book "Reading Reality" thinks that the universe is composed of bits. The article said: "What is the universe made of? Is it matter or energy? Are they particles or filaments? According to physicist Vlatko? Vedral's new works are, in the final analysis, composed of information. " Then, if people on the earth can't get this real information, they will go through this ignorant world 100 years.

Fourth, there are only two kinds of spirits of heaven and earth.

No matter how big the universe is, there are many gods in the world. Only the Bible can clearly summarize all the information left by the ancients. There are essentially only two kinds: one is the holy spirit, the creator, and the other is the fallen angel, the devil and the evil spirit. It controls two laws in the world ideology, namely "good" and "evil" in people's minds.

Although the Holy Spirit endowed human beings with free will, evil spirits forcibly encroached on human will. However, only one person can win. There is only one mark on him, and there is no place in the middle. It's only in your consciousness (subconscious) who accepts its remote control over you. Accept the Holy Spirit, and all true information will be discovered and stored for you.

Angels are sent by God to serve those who are smaller than angels, and they will be saved. They are all made, the raw materials made are much higher than human beings, and the wisdom is much higher than human beings. Compared with them, human beings are not smart and advanced, and no one in the world can compare with them. This humble and ignorant human being will have a higher position than them in the future.

It is precisely because the spiritual angel knows everything that God didn't give him a chance to repent. Only ignorant humans don't know that the sky is falling. Humans who are much worse than them, because of ignorance, God gave people 70 times patience, and the Son Jesus Christ was the guarantee. Archangels fell, and they betrayed and became evil spirits. That is to say, fallen angels is covered with flesh and blood, and he wants to occupy mankind first, occupy the world first, and disrupt God's plan. They lost the beauty of the original angel and created the body image of the fallen, but they can also be called "gods"-false gods. Because the trial date has not yet arrived, fallen angels can also be the ruler in the air.

Some fallen angels fell to the ground under the power of Satan, took people's bodies and used them to commit adultery with different people illegally. The product of the harmony between human descent and angel spirit produces a mixture between human beings. The Bible is a famous great man and capable man in ancient times. Hebrew is "Naphilin", which means "depravity". The seeds of human evil have been sown. It pollutes human beings and corrupts the basic heaven of "each according to its kind" that even wild animals know how to consciously abide by. This is the most evil thing in the eyes of God and cannot be tolerated. Although the mixture of these elves in the world lives in seclusion far from human beings. The creator must destroy him. In order to save the world from being dragged down, the final result is a devastating trial. Genesis 6: 8: Only Noah found favor with the Lord, and only eight people were saved by the ark.

What about today? In the article on page 33 of UFO Exploration published by Gansu Science and Technology Publishing House in 2006, Jacob put forward various details in the research process. If you haven't bought Hopkins and Jacob's books and read their descriptions of the kidnapping, these details are meaningless, but if someone reads the whole story with even a little interest, he will find that Jacob fills some important gaps, such as the example of aliens forcing abductees to have sex. This is only done if the hijacked male cannot be ejaculated by other means.

Another technique is that pregnant babies among abducted women, even women with hysterectomy, can give birth to hybrids for them. According to more examples in the threat written by Jacob, the core of the alien program is to cultivate mixed-race children. Aliens may not have hybrids themselves. According to Jacob, aliens inadvertently revealed this fact to the kidnapped person.

Jacob, the author, arranged all the statements of the kidnapped people under hypnosis, and described the whole story with pen and ink in The Threat.

The article also said: aliens also have grades, from high to low: insect-like aliens, gray aliens, abductees, and other humans are at the bottom. ..... This expression comes from the dialogue between hybrids and aliens and hijackers, which means that aliens are in charge of the earth. Jacob said that aliens had predicted that "change" would bring great disaster.

Because they are both spiritual bodies, they already know their own ending, but they dare not offend easily. They just repeat the road of Noah's time, and I am afraid they will not use water this time.

According to the archaeological theory of "extinction of biological species", it was found that the fifth (Cretaceous) biological species on the earth was dinosaurs. The theme that scientists debated endlessly, "Dinosaurs died in one day", has now become a conclusion. From creation to extinction, it is clearly written in the Bible 3000 years ago.

Today's "species" is the sixth time, and scientists call today the "Anthropocene".

2065438+01March 8th The seventh edition of Reference News reprinted the article on March 5th of the American Daily Science website: "Has the sixth mass extinction of life on earth arrived? The article said: With the sharp decrease of the number of many animal species, such as frogs, fish and tigers, some scientists warned that the earth is on the verge of extinction, just like the first five times in the past 540 million years.

Today, when whispers appear frequently, human beings should understand their present situation, stage and position in the universe. We should measure things not only by the unchangeable old thinking or daily routine left over from history, but also by the standard of civilized universe.

The moon orbits the earth for 29 days 12 hours, 44 minutes and 2.8 seconds; The earth revolves around the sun with the moon at a high speed of 30 kilometers per second; The solar rate of the whole family rotates around a designated point in the galaxy at a speed of 19.75 km per second; Every 26,000 years, it will enter a photon belt with high spiritual energy. By 20 12, the whole solar system will completely enter this photonic band.

The long counting calendar in North America shows that we human beings are experiencing a galaxy renewal lasting more than 5,000 years, which means the universal consciousness and spiritual leap of all mankind, thus entering a new civilization and a new era. At that time, some people will enter the photon belt, a brand-new civilization that has nothing to do with this civilization.

Revelation 2 1 verse 1-2: I saw a new heaven and a new earth, because the previous heaven and earth have passed, and there is no more sea. And I saw the holy city, New Jerusalem, coming down from heaven from God, ready as a bride adorned for her husband.

Define the universe, the eternal era of Christ, the immortal real life, from now on.

However, things split in two, the universe has progressed, and there are always some people who can't keep up with their thinking. This is a real test paper on the stupidity and wisdom of life in a short period of 100 years.

5. What did the scientists find?

According to the statistics of the United Nations, among the 300 outstanding top scientists in the past three centuries, only 20 did not believe, 38 could not investigate, and 242 clearly believed in God. One thing is clearly known here: as long as science enters the highest realm, it will find the real truth.

Newton, the greatest scientist in modern times, who is well known to all, wrote a theological work of10.5 million words in his later years to prove the existence of God. Remember his words in the "Newton" section of Encyclopedia Britannica, one of the three largest encyclopedias in the world? "At the end of my telescope, I saw God passing by me."

Edison, a great inventor, obtained 1093 invention patents in his life. In the biography of Edison, he said, "I found that Jesus is the savior of mankind." He also set up a stone tablet in his laboratory, which read: "I am convinced that there is an all-knowing, all-powerful and supreme God."

Einstein said: "I believe in God, and God shows himself through the orderly harmony between all things." He firmly believes that the universe can't run by accident, and "the law of cause and effect must exist."

Biochemist Pasteur, the father of bacteriology who discovered bacteria, said, "The more I know, the closer I get to God ... I know you because I study science, and I firmly believe that there is a creator in heaven."

When was it discovered by dinosaurs? I'm afraid no one left the information for dinosaurs, so no dinosaurs can be found in today's Anthropocene. But now that the information of "whispering" is under your nose and at your fingertips, you don't want to have sex with them forever in "whispering"?

History tells people that the world is developing in the direction of civilization, and there will never be a perfect earth without life idling! Because the whispering that is smarter and more civilized than human beings has been discovered, no eloquence is needed!

Believe it or not, others will not give you 1 point, and you will never lose 1 point if you don't believe it.

However, things split in two, the universe has progressed, and there are always some people who can't keep up with their thinking. This is a real test paper on the stupidity and wisdom of life in a short period of 100 years.

It's just that the author is worried, because it is often ignored, few people find that this is the law in the world since human history. Chairman Mao said, "Sometimes the truth is in the hands of a few people." You just need to answer correctly, know the truth and get it, and you don't need to argue with others about right and wrong.

Because today is still a world where fake knowledge occupies the market, may you get the true meaning! Entering a new civilization and a new era, there will never be a better dead real person than whispering with the naked eye, which is an inevitable law. Everything in the world is empty. At that time, the door of grace will be closed soon, don't waste this life!

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