Do you know what the biggest lie for boys is?

1: I love you

I have never had a girlfriend before.

3: I am a virgin

4: Come to my house and have a casual chat.

5: milk. Just look at the cover.

6: It won't hurt to enter lightly.

7: I won't film it.

8: Not pregnant.

9: It's my first time, too

10: Don't worry, I will marry you.

Top Ten Lies of Men before Marriage

1: I am unmarried.

2: You have the most beautiful eyes in the world.

No one has ever made me feel this way.

I won't do anything to hurt you.

5: You are the only one for me.

I would never lie to you.

7: I have been living alone since we broke up.

I haven't seen her since I broke up with her.

9: As long as you like it, you don't care how much it costs.

10: I love you (this is the most irresistible sentence for women)!

Ten Lies of Married Men

1, I worked so hard for you and this family!

You think I like socializing. I can't help it for my career!

I will make you happy all your life.

I will make our life full of romance forever.

I am a person who knows how to live.

6. I am romantic but not dirty.

7. I want to be a gentleman.

I like the new one, but I'm not tired of the old one.

I will always be loyal to love and marriage.

10, I will take good care of you all my life.

Ten Lies of Men in Women's Ears

65438 +0 I don't care what you look like.

Women are like flowers and men are like butterflies. The more fragrant the flowers are, the more prosperous the butterflies are, the brighter the flowers are, and the crazier the butterflies are. Is it a truth that men don't care about women's looks for thousands of years? Have you ever heard of butterfly love grass?

Second, I promise you anything.

When men are excited, they seem to forget that they are never omnipotent and always blurt out, "I promise you anything." I want to ask: God created human beings and everything. Can he create a stone that he can't lift? Therefore, women often hear the next sentence: I can promise you anything except this one thing!

Third, you are the only one for me.

A woman can tie a man's wallet, but not his belt. A woman can bind a man's feelings, but not his desires. When you find a man's "red flag does not fall, colorful flag flutters", you will understand that the only fairy tale is just a fairy tale woven by Qiong Yao.

I don't care if you're a virgin or a number four.

Don't underestimate the charm of that film on men. Thousands of years of cultural imprisonment cannot be erased by the media simply calling for sexual liberation. If a man really doesn't care, unless he just regards you as a lover or a tool.

Fifth, I swear

When men hit a wall in front of women, when men are helpless, their last words are strikingly similar, and swearing by heaven is just an excellent cover. For men, taking an oath is as simple as putting a P.

Sixth, I resigned. ...

Ten men, seven good cigarettes, eight good wines, nine lewd, and one good at everything. If you can really quit, who will consume those cigarettes, alcohol and girls?

Seventh, I must change.

Don't be fooled by a man's charming appearance. In fact, as soon as he got home, even if he just lowered his head in front of beautiful women, his bad habit of picking his nose and buttoning his toes, not taking a shower for three days and not washing clothes for five days, the tradition that his home was messy like a kennel would be immediately revealed.

Eighth, I am willing to marry you.

Marriage is not a game of deflation, but a game of action. The more times you say it, the less likely you are to get married, which is basically inversely proportional.

Ninth, I didn't lie to you.

This sentence itself lied to you again, adding to the crime and unforgivable. Don't hesitate to give him a mouth at once.

No. 10 love you for ten thousand years