What are some humorous sentences that rely on beauty?

Humorous sentences based on beauty are:

1, your friend uploaded two fake photos.

2. The pictures are for reference only, subject to the real thing.

Online dating chooses me, and I will do whatever you like.

4. The photo is 300,000 dollars short of my surgery fee.

5, orange juice is 3% orange, and the photo is 3% like me.

6. See if this P-drawing process has improved a lot.

7, the secret of keeping beautiful, used to sleep, now it is retouching.

8. Hello everyone, I am like this today, and I will think about what I will be like tomorrow.

9. The most familiar stranger in my life is myself after this P picture.

10, acne and meat grow behind, and P picture only restores my original beauty.

1 1, the circle of friends is only visible for three days, because there is no guarantee that every selfie is the same.

12, I'm so good at changing my head that you can't say a word without praising me.

13, my photos are all p, the good ones are all p, and the bad ones are not as good as p.

14, I cherish every catty I have lost now. The power of beauty camera makes me long for plastic surgery.

15. Self-cultivation of girls taking photos: only take one of 3,000 selfies.