I want the longest and funniest joke in the world.

All kinds of crooked replies after stepping on the bus 1. Hey, you stepped on my foot!

I see, I stepped on your foot in front of so many people. Don't you think we are meant to be?

Hey, you stepped on my foot!

Oh, you should be glad that I just lost weight recently.

Hey, you stepped on my foot!

B: That's all right. I can stand firm.

Hey, you stepped on my foot!

Don't worry, I won't stop you from getting off.

Hey, you stepped on my foot!

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were down-to-earth too.

6. Hey, you stepped on my foot!

Really? Then you wouldn't be so excited.

7.

Hey, you stepped on my foot!

B: Sorry, just consider me blind.

8. Hey, you stepped on my foot!

B: If you feel pain, shout it out!

9. Hey, you stepped on my foot!

Do you still want me to say thank you?

10. Hey, you stepped on my foot!

B: OK, please move your feet so that I can step on the ground.

1 1. Hey, you stepped on my foot!

B: Judging from your foot pain, is my height-to-weight ratio still standard?

12. Hey, you stepped on my foot!

This is a waste of time. If I step on your mouth, you can't talk!

13. Hey, you stepped on my foot!

Don't worry, I'll take my feet off when I get off the bus.

14. Hey, you stepped on my foot!

What are you yelling about? Shout you and it won't hurt?

15. Hey, you stepped on my foot!

B: Obviously, your extended leather shoes take up too much space.

16. Hey, you stepped on my foot!

B: Judging from your tone, is this the first time you have been trampled?

17. Hey, you stepped on my foot!

What's so strange about this? You think if I don't step on you, others won't?

18. Hey, you stepped on my foot!

Shh, keep your voice down. If you shout so loudly, people will think that your foot has been stepped on.

19. Hey, you stepped on my foot!

B: just put up with it and get used to it.

Hey, you stepped on my foot!

B: This shows that the bearing capacity of your feet is at least over 150 kg.