What are the two-part allegorical sayings?

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Ji Xiaolan cleverly scolded Wang Shen and Ji Xiaolan for being ministers when they were assistant ministers. Once they had a drink with an censor. During the dinner, he and Wang Shen pointed to a dog and asked Ji Xiaolan, "Is it a wolf (assistant minister) or a dog?" Ji Xiaolan was very alert. He heard that Wang Shen was insulting himself by homophonic, and immediately replied calmly: "The tail is a wolf, and the vertical (Shangshu) is a dog." The imperial censor who wanted to please Wang Shen also heard the cleverness, but he deliberately answered, "I understand whether it is a wolf or a dog." On hearing this, Ji Xiaolan knew the intention of the suggestion and said calmly, "There is still a difference. The wolf's habit is to eat meat, and the dog's habit is to eat whatever it meets, and to eat shit when it meets shit (suggestion)." Make and Wang Shen and suggestion.

"Touming is not the first name" At the end of Qianlong period of Qing Dynasty, a scholar in a county took an exam, and suddenly a cicada sounded in the quiet examination room. The invigilator found out that the cicada sounded from the examinee Zhang's hat, so he uncovered his hat and saw several cicadas still singing. Zhang Sheng confessed that when he left home this morning, his father put the cicada in his hat, saying that the cicada could win the first place in the head. Just now, the cicada crawled and made his head itch, so he scratched it a few times and the cicada called away. Hearing this, the invigilator was amused and angry, so he cancelled Zhang's examination qualification for violating discipline and wrote a poem: "Touming is not the first name, all because of my father's good fame." Qiu Chan doesn't know his name, and superstition is a sign of losing his fame. "

In ancient times, there was a joke that a person who donated money for a job went to see his boss. The boss asked, "How is your local culture?" The donation class replied: "There is no strong wind, and there is less dust." Q: "How are the people?" Answer: "There are only two white apricots, but there are quite a few red apricots." Donating a class answered irrelevant questions, and the boss became angry from embarrassment and shouted: "Bastard, I asked Li Shu." Trembling with fear, the class donor quickly replied, "There are many pear trees, but only few fruits." The boss laughed and cried, patting the table and drinking: "Not asking you pears and apricots, but asking you Wang!" " Donate the class and quickly stood up and said, "My humble nickname is dog." The boss was so ridiculous that he shook his head again and again: "Dog, dog, you are really a dog!" "

Cleverly use the word "win" to solve the mystery. Legend has it that a guest stayed in an inn and a hundred taels of silver disappeared. He lived in a single room, and according to various indications, it was determined that the shopkeeper had stolen it. So he went to the county yamen to complain, but the shopkeeper refused to admit it. The county magistrate of this county is very smart. After thinking for a moment, he quietly asked the shopkeeper to reach out and write a word "win" in his palm with a pen, and said, "Go down to the steps to bask in the sun. If the word is still there for a long time, you will win the lawsuit." Then, the county magistrate asked someone to bring the proprietress, who was puzzled when she saw her husband reaching out to bask in the sun under the steps. The county magistrate said to the proprietress, "Your husband has admitted that he stole the silver and asked your teacher to hand it over." Hearing this, the proprietress hesitated and was afraid to ask her husband. Just then, the county magistrate suddenly shouted to the boss under the steps, "Is the word' win' in your hand still there?" The boss repeatedly replied: "Yes! Yes! " Because the word "win" is close to the word "silver", the wife of shop-owner with a guilty conscience didn't hear it clearly. She thought her husband had really admitted that "silver" was still there, so she had to hand over the guest's hundred taels of silver.

Miao Lian angrily denounced the big traitor. In March 194, the puppet government of Wang Jingwei who surrendered to the Japanese aggressors was established, and a handful of reactionary politicians made great efforts to send gifts and congratulations, which caused a lot of trouble. Among the greeting cards sent here, there is a signature written by "Linggu Old Man". The first part is "There was the virtue of the world in the past" and the second part is "There are rare talents today". Just as a group of sycophants praised the General Assembly and Wang Ching-wei was complacent, someone quietly reminded him that Wang Cai woke up to being scolded, but he had words of hardship, so there was nothing he could do. It turned out that this couplet skillfully revealed that Wang Jingwei, a shameless person, was "a traitor with a damn virtue in the past."

A public servant went to the countryside in a car to help the poor. He met an old man pushing a unicycle on a narrow country road. The unicycle was full of vegetables, and the old man was sweating. The driver of the car asked the old man to make way, and the old man said, "Why do you want to make way?" The driver said, "It's a car." The old man said, "it's also a car." The driver said, "You know, getting off is the first car." The old man said, "look, it's also a palm car." The driver said, "the first car is a car!" " The old man laughed and said, "Yes, it's a taxi, too. Listen." Say that finish, drive the car and push forward, and sure enough, it squeaks, like a grasshopper singing, and hobbles away ...