Make children laugh100000 cold jokes

Let children laugh at 100 thousand cold jokes: children fall in love. Boy: I love you. Would you like to watch the moon with me? Girl: I'll go if there is sugar. More wonderful jokes are in the jokes section. Welcome to enjoy!

One hundred thousand cold jokes that make children laugh (1) 1. I played a magic game with my four-year-old son. I put an unshelled peanut in my mouth, then took it out of his mouth when he wasn't looking, and said to him, Look, here it is. ?

My son looked at me curiously and wonderfully. I said, why don't you try? He gave him peanuts. Who knows, he took unshelled peanuts and swallowed them in his mouth. . .

2. My nephew is very interesting, and I like chatting with him.

That day, he mysteriously said to me:? Uncle, I want to tell you a secret. ?

? What secret did you say?

? Grandpa said grandma was air-conditioned. ?

Me:? Is it?

? Grandma always says to be calm and not angry at home. ?

Me:? What else is there?

? Dad said that mom is a clothes hanger, and everything looks good in it. Mom says dad is a grass-roots worker. ?

I asked doubtfully: Why is your father a grass-roots worker?

? Mom said dad only mopped the floor. ?

I asked him, then what are you doing at home?

He whispered to me:? Grandma said that I am an exhaust fan, which can bring fresh air to my home. ?

When I was a child, my father signed me up for the Olympic class.

I don't understand. He lied to me and said: Olympiad is to teach table tennis, swimming and so on. ?

I believed it. I was laughed at by my classmates for wearing swimming trunks for two hours in the first class.

Make children laugh at 100,000 cold jokes (2) 1. Does the four-year-old daughter like Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf?

My wife and I quarreled over trifles that day. The little girl said directly, Mom, I'll get you a pot. . .

At the dinner table today, I asked my brother and sister about their grades, and their answers were crisp and neat.

Sister said:? I don't care much anymore. I only care about marrying a good man in the future. ?

The younger brother frowned and said, I don't care much, as long as I don't marry a woman like my sister. ?

One day, my 5-year-old son came back from kindergarten and told his father that he had a headache.

Dad hurriedly asked what happened, and his son said that he was smashed in the kindergarten.

Dad quickly looked at his son's head, and it was nothing. Then ask him where he hit his head. The son said impatiently, I have no eyes on my head. I'm not looking. ?

My son likes to watch the moon and stars with his mother every night.

But one night, it was cloudy. After the son opened the curtain, he didn't find the moon in the night sky. Alas, there is no moon today. Where have you been?

After thinking for a moment, he answered himself:? Oh, today is the weekend, and the moon has rested. ?

Make children laugh at 100,000 cold jokes (3) 1. The son asked: I have counted it many times. Obviously, English is 28 letters. Why 26 letters?

Dad questioned, why don't you count it for me now?

He indexed the letter ABCD by ABCD.....to W? Dad, no, no? Here, count it.

2. dad:? It's too cold in the room. ?

Son:? You can stand in the corner. ?

Dad:? Why?

Son:? Because the angle is 90 degrees. ?

3. A child only got 18 in the exam. Then he added a horizontal line with a red pen and made it 78. Then he added a half circle to the 7. . It became 98.

Later, I showed the paper to his mother. Damn it, such an obvious change, do you think I can't see that you actually got 78 points in the exam?

In the history class of primary school, the teacher asked the students:? Who knows what the earth goes around? ?

Many students raised their hands. The teacher asked Xiaoming to answer, and Xiaoming said? The earth moves around the sun. ? The teacher also called.

Several students answered, and they all answered the same as Xiao Ming. The history teacher asked again:? Do any of you know who first proposed that the earth moves around the sun? ?

The students said in unison:? Xiaoming. ?

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