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Funny multi-stars: super school bully, home of the richest man, Huatian wedding, banquet of the rich and powerful, 92 wedding, 97 wedding, eight-star news, star club and so on.

1. Chinese title: giant's banquet

Year of publication: 199 1

Language: Cantonese dubbing

Directed by Tsui Hark, Gao Zhisen, Joe Cheung and Zhang Jianting.

Starring: Joey Wong Leslie Cheung Jacky Cheung Andy Lau Maggie Cheung Stephen Chow Gong Ceng Li Zheng Zhiwei Wu Yuling Yaohan Lin Zixiang Anita Mui Guan Zhilin

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199 1 year, floods raged in the mainland, and many stars in Hong Kong performing arts performed for fund-raising. This charity film starring Hong Kong "All Stars" is one of the important activities. This film is a big comedy produced by the Hong Kong film industry to raise money for the flood in East China. It has a complete and funny story under the lineup of Starlight Glimmer. Because it was adapted from the famous Cantonese movie of the same name in 1950s. Almost all Hong Kong artists appeared in the film, and the stars lasted for 90 minutes. Of course, brother Xing, who is just popular, is indispensable. Although the film is a remake of a Cantonese feature film decades ago, it is difficult to ask it to have a complete and excellent plot for such an urgent and huge event, and the stars are just expressing their minds. For those who like Hong Kong movie stars, this is a collection album of popular Hong Kong stars. ...

2. movie: super school bully

Producer: john higgins

Director: Jing Wong Jing Wong

Starring: Andy LAU LAU Andy Lau, Jacky Cheung Jacky Cheung, Aaron Kwok Aaron Kwok, Chingmy Yau Youqingmei Dicky Cheung Zhang Weijian, Yang Caini Yang Caini, Xu Zhian, Andy Zhian Wu Jianhao Wu Jianhao Zheng Yijian Ren Dahua Zhou Bili Zhou Billy Lu Huiguang Lu Shaocong Mo Zhaocong Chen Guoxin Chen Guanying Chen Wanting Liu Baixiang Chen Baixiang.

Related categories: action comedy

Duration: 90 minutes

Region: Hong Kong

Language: Cantonese Color: Color

Super School Overlord Year: 1993

Introduction: This film is a timely work by director Jing Wong to cater to the market. This film is adapted from the street video game Street Fighter. In order to cater to the tastes of young people in this game, Jing Wong invited Aaron Kwok, Andy Lau and Jacky Cheung, among the four heavenly kings in Hong Kong, to play together.

A trial in 2043 could not go smoothly, because if normal procedures were followed, the defendant general would die. But the only way for him to stop this trial is to change the consciousness of the presiding judge Yu Tiexiong. So he sent four capable men to shuttle through the visit just now, looking for the young Yu Tiexiong, and input instructions in his mind, asking him to declare the general innocent at the age of 72, that is, the day of the trial in 2043. The future police heard the news and sent several future police to stop it. 1993 On a rooftop, Nobita was about to commit suicide by jumping off a building. Suddenly, some weirdos appeared. Their appearance changed Daxiong, and the days when Daxiong was always bullied at school were over. Daxiong decided to help these people find the rest, but there was no need to try to get it …

3. The film "The House of the Rich" ranked 25th among the 50 highest-grossing Hong Kong films, with a box office income of HK$ 37,367,669.

Director: Gao Zhisen Gao Zhisen

Starring: Huang Baiming Huang Baiming (I) Leslie Cheung Leslie Cheung Teresa Mo Teresa Mo Feng Baobao Feng Bobo Tony Leung Ka Fai Liang Chaowei Liu Qingyun Liu Jing Zheng Wan Yuling Cheng Ode "Do Do" Huang Zhelun Huang Zhelun (I) Cao Dahua Zhao Dahua Guan Dexing Guan Dexing.

Duration: 90 minutes

Region: Hong Kong

Language: Cantonese Color: Color

Year: 1994

4. (Hua Tian Xi Shi)

Director: Gao Zhisen

Starring: Leslie Cheung, Rosamund Kwan, Huang Baiming, Wu Junru, Ng Man Tat, Xu Guanying, Samuel Hui and Teresa Mo.

Region: Hongkong and Taiwan Province.

Movie genre: comedy

Release date: 1993

Introduction:

In the Northern Song Dynasty, Zhou Tong, the son of a wealthy family, was nicknamed Little Overlord, who often made trouble and favored her sister Ji Ji. Although her brothers and sisters are stubborn and bully others, they are filial to their mother Taijun, who decided to get married in order to make them qualitative. Ji Zhi's fiance, forced by love, took her son-in-law into the Zhou family. She ran away, disappeared in the bridal chamber at night and happened to meet her mother. Magician Gao Bai Hui was invited to perform at Taijun's birthday party. During the Hua Tian Lantern Festival, Hui met the only daughter of the White House. He was surprised to see the beauty of Snow Fairy, and insisted on marrying Snow Fairy. Under many misunderstandings, he played many jokes. ...

5. The eight-star happy news film is a large-scale New Year comedy with an eight-star cast, including "Chow Yun Fat, Cherie Chung, Zheng Yuling, Feng Baobao, Jacky Cheung, Huang Baiming, Fennie Yuen and Huang Kunxuan". The film style is a typical comedy of three brothers picking up girls, among which Chow Yun Fat's sissy love prodigal son is the most commercial stunt and can arouse the audience's emotional response.

6.92 There are happy events at home. Guan Haishan plays Grandpa Zhang, Grandma Zhang Stephen Chow, Zhang Huan, Zhang Sao, Zhang Man, He, Liang, and Cheng Daxie.

The first episode of Hong Kong-style New Year comedy series planned by Huang Baiming also achieved the best entertainment effect. The story revolves around three brothers with different personalities: Chang Man, Chang Huan and Chang Sao. The boss is respectful on the surface, and there is an outer room in secret. The result was discovered. The second child is a typical playboy who advocates fraternity, but he got amnesia after an accident and behaved strangely. Only one good friend, Yu He, is willing to stay and take care of him. After his recovery, he realized that true love was hard to find. The third child is a sissy, but he happened to have a spark of love with his man and woman. Director Gao Zhisen told the whole story fluently, and the dramatic effect mainly depended on the performance of a large group of actors. Among them, Stephen Chow's pursuit of Maggie Cheung by joking about the scene of selling business cards can make people laugh. Leslie Cheung and Teresa Mo are also close rivals.

7.97 families have happy events

Director: (Zhang Jianting, Zhang Jianting)

Main performances: (Stephen Chow Stephen Chow) (Huang Baiming Huang Baiming) (Wu Zhenyu Wu Zongxian) (Roy Chiao Cao Guowei) (Wu Weiyong Wu Yongwei) (Wu Qianlian).

On: 1997-02-06

Plot introduction:

The old man has three sons, and the youngest son, Lao Gong, is the most painful, but Lao Gong idles all day and goes on strike every night, so the relationship between father and son is not good. One day, it happened that Lao Gong had a birthday, and the two brothers played a trick on Gong, making him think that he had won the lottery. Gong got carried away for a while, squandered money, owed gambling debts, and then played dumb. The family took it seriously and took care of it, and confided to Gong. This experience of "pretending to be injured" made Gonggong grow up and even made up with his old father.

8. The main actors in "Stars Club" are Stephen Chow, Andy Lau, He,,,,, Ng Man Tat, Chen Yulian and Zhu Jiang. The release time is 1992.

Content:

Stupid thieves Shi (,) and () mistakenly stole the boy with special functions, and Jian even took Tan Ailun (), a honest taxi driver, as a hostage, and got entangled with Hou Yingying (He), a younger sister of Xinzha, and fell into just visiting. They were mistaken for spies by Genghis Khan and his Kun. Fortunately, they are heroes Yang Guo (Andy Lau) and Condors. Later, the sword was used by Xiao Xiong () to fight a decisive battle at the top of the Forbidden City, and was defeated by Lu Xiaofeng and Xiao Li Feidao. Sword, greedy for wealth (played by Stephen Chow), fled to Hero Age, was teased by the first fighter (played by Ng Man Tat), and then fled under threat. Fei Zhulun dates back to the early years of the Republic of China and meets the rogue emperor Zhu Jinchun (Adam Cheng) and his lover Yi Rongrong (Li Siqi). Together, they finally saved Ying. Lun He should want to return to modernity. Unexpectedly, Tong Ling was accidentally broken in the ninth turn, and they suddenly found themselves back in the martial arts world, even being involved in the Jianghu struggle of "Wind Knife" young Xia (Aaron Kwok).