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Tell me something interesting about playing cards.
The procedure of attending a memorial service is often to receive a profound life education first, and then smoke, drink and play cards together-you know the truth about Sister Yuan.
How time flies! Old pitcher, drunkard, old poker. The first month of catching a cold has passed.
Always lose at cards, oh, mom! Can't fight!
The warm handbag bought by my mother-in-law, rainbow mushroom, is very cute! Hide in the quilt to warm your feet! My husband is playing cards, and there is no one to chat with me tonight. Boring and screaming!
One person lives, two people are happy, three people live and die, and four people. Why don't we play cards?
Marriage is not playing cards, shuffling cards will cost a lot.
What are the most worrying but inevitable things? My parents died, I crashed my car, put my foot in my mouth, lost money at cards, my friends were angry, my husband and wife quarreled, and we met for the first time in the workplace. ..... there are too many things you can't control. Relax and let nature take its course. If you can do your best, stick to what is worth doing and enlarge the model.
Somehow, I've always lost at cards recently. Is there a mahjong god or something to worship?
During the Spring Festival, adults play cards, children play everywhere, and we put our computers at home.
I am not a very patient person, whether I play ball, play cards or play cards lol. But once I don't want to give up easily from the beginning, I'm afraid I won't. I'm afraid of success, but rest assured, I'm afraid of regret. But I really fell off the horse, just like a girl with short hair in the past, and I was dizzy and dizzy. Maybe love fascinates a person, maybe the past is too sad.
This year's animal year is really hard I always lose at cards and even give up my ring. I am speechless, too!
As a matter of fact, the onlookers see clearly, but the authorities are confused. This sentence is just (? I want to warn those big mouths who like watching others play cards!
Some time ago, Lao Xie always lost money at cards. I told him that I had time to visit Bai Zhaoshan. He said why he wanted to go somewhere to worship. I said you didn't see the Buddha statue on the mountain. He looked at me and told me seriously that it was Li Bai. Climb Baizhao Mountain with them at night and listen to them every day. Today, I finally climbed up. Although it is only halfway up the mountain, it is still very good. The air is good.
There are fewer and fewer grandparents in town. They paid a New Year call all the way. Their home is red confetti. The children lit firecrackers and threw them away, covering their ears. You don't know where the gun is. Stand aside and cover your ears. After waiting for a long time, grandma sat at home watching her family play cards and waiting for dinner.
No matter how old you are, no matter how urged by family and friends, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, shuffling cards will cost a lot.
Boyfriends don't drink, play cards or fight.
What worries me most is that it happened. If I wanted to talk to my mother, I would think she was playing cards! ! Hey, mom, what are you doing at home? How about playing cards at home? Oh, nothing, so I called to ask. I hung up. Eating alone and relaxing, nobody cares about me. The lost cheat sheet found on the road definitely belongs to our class, because so do I! Awkward.
The Spring Festival is coming. Good luck every day and a better life. * * I won the cards again and again during the period, and it tasted good. If you dare to forget me, be careful of being beaten!
I don't smoke, drink, play cards or be single!
I worked overtime until 4 am yesterday. When I took a taxi, the master asked me: Do you advertise? I was surprised to answer, yes. How do you know the master said: Ahem, this is three waves of people taking taxis, playing cards and advertising, do miss.
Girl, do you spend enough money outside alone? Mom, don't worry about me, I've spent enough! Oh, can I have 2000? I lost at cards these two days. Sorry to ask your father for it, hehe!
Chinese New Year, I wish you in the new year: winning money at cards, going out to collect money, saving money in your pocket, saving money in the bank, saving money for work, hanging money in the yard, piling money on the kang, pressing money on the bed, putting money under your pillow, and moving forward, I wish you a happy Spring Festival!
Girls should remember that no matter how old they are, no matter how urged by family and friends, they should not treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, shuffling cards will cost a lot. Don't get married for duty. You know, marrying someone who doesn't love them is the most irresponsible. Even if you let the other person feel sad at that time, it is better than letting him feel sad for several years or even a lifetime. Sometimes, being single is a kind of confidence and frankness.
No matter how old you are, no matter how urged by family and friends, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, shuffling cards will cost a lot. Don't get married for duty. You know, marrying someone who doesn't love them is the most irresponsible. Even if you let the other person feel sad at that time, it is better than letting him feel sad for several years or even a lifetime. Sometimes, being single is a kind of confidence and frankness.
Today, when I was playing cards with my parents, I found that my father almost lost all his teeth. My heart is sour. Lying in bed at night, I think my parents will leave eventually. I can't help crying. People say that life is a practice, but I still can't accept it.
Losing money at cards is fun.
I tried to take the express train this time, feeling a little nostalgic. It used to take days and nights to go further afield. Everyone bought snacks and instant noodles.
Sleep in a row in class, don't even know the exam, get basic grades, smoke and play cards, never queue up for dinner, and skip classes in groups. -After 90.
During the Chinese New Year, adults play cards and children set off firecrackers everywhere, which makes people of our age and wooden objects feel embarrassed.
Maybe I smoke, play cards and drink, but it's much better than those girls around you who are pretentious and actually dark, isn't it?
I've come back a little these two days. I always lose at cards. I must change my luck.
I've been unlucky recently. I always lose at cards.
The so-called Spring Festival old people play cards together and children fight together, which makes us little people very embarrassed!
Always lose at cards! Love is frustrated, the casino is proud!
Buddha said that smoke without fire can't repair positive results; Buddha said: drinking without smoking can't make you immortal; Buddha said: Playing cards, drinking and smoking all have Buddhist principles.
I'm here to pay a New Year call! I wish you good health, smooth work and progress in your study! Win more money at cards!
Take a walk after supper. On the way, I met my favorite juice ... The leisurely old man was playing cards, nagging endless drama ... occasionally venting himself, but there was no sunshine today.
We will be together for a year in three days. When we first met last year, he talked to me every day, so that he always lost at cards with his friends, but he also told me, "You are really my mascot, and today you won again." At that time, I was stupid enough to believe it and secretly pleased! Later, when the relationship was particularly good, he said, "They all want to meet you and see who took my soul away. They played cards and chatted every day and lost an iPhone6. "
Lz loves playing cards. Every time he loses money, he says he will never play again. Then he will chop his hands. Only his brother said that avalokitesvara with a thousand hands would make you chop into Yang Guo. ...
Go out to play, don't drink, don't play cards, don't smoke, don't surf the internet because she doesn't like it.
The teacher said that the only disadvantage today is that if the students chatting in the back can be as quiet as the students playing cards in the middle, they will not quarrel with the students sleeping in front.
The teacher said: the students chatting in the back are as quiet as the students playing cards in the middle, and will not affect the students sleeping in front.
Suddenly I miss my mother, I miss her cooking, I miss her nagging, I miss her playing cards, I miss her eating, and I miss the scene of our family sitting in bed watching TV in winter. ...
Because I like to pretend to be chic, I always lose at cards.
The teacher said that the only disadvantage today is that if the students chatting in the back can be as quiet as the students playing cards in the middle, they will not quarrel with the students sleeping in front.
What else can I do when I eat cigarettes, drink and play cards at work?
The European Championship has already started. Isn't the desire to broadcast live very strong? Because you lost money at cards recently? Because I'm not playing in Holland this time? Or is it because of that era? No, I want to see my great Germany and Spain.
The procedure of attending a memorial service is often to receive a profound life education first, and then smoke, drink and play cards together.
The child is crazy about chess and cards. He hasn't seen that there is no tradition of playing cards in our family. Friends took him to the party, so they got together to kill time because they had to wait for others. They were worried that the children would wait anxiously, so they told him to go out for a walk. He was fine, and said impatiently to me, Mom, go for a walk by yourself. I want to watch them play cards.
I wish you May Day: You can't pull luck at cards. Take out the leopard golden flower, others stare at your smiling face, and others pay you money.
Not to mention losing money at cards, the mobile phone screen cracked for no reason, and there has been no sei recently.
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