A funny joke.

Funny and humorous jokes, when we are in the workplace, we may be in a bad mood because of being scolded by our boss. At this time, we can watch some jokes to make ourselves happier. Let me look at the relevant materials of funny jokes with you.

Funny jokes 1 1. A fat man and a thin man are driving through the mountains. The car broke down and no one came to repair it until this afternoon. Two hungry people climbed two mountains and finally found a remote town. There is a small restaurant in the town, but they walked into one, came out, walked into another and came out again ... Finally, they were so hungry that the thin man begged: "Director, no invoice, no invoice!" "

Xiao Li of the hospital came to the dean with a sad face. Xiao Li said, "Dean, I want to resign. I can't stand it. "

Dean: "What's the matter, young man? You did a good job in the urine test department. Why did you resign? "

Xiao Li: "As you know, I just changed my job, and my previous professional habits made me unsuitable for a urine test!" " "

Dean: "What did you do?"

Xiao Li: "wine taster"

Dean: "Ouch ~"

3. Talk to my colleagues. The photos taken before were beautiful, but now they are getting uglier and uglier. Colleagues simply said: Now the pixels are getting higher and higher.

Water has been cut off for several days, and everyone can only use bottled water for everything. A female colleague thought bottled water was expensive and useless, and said, "I just opened a bucket to wash my face, and there was only half a bucket left!" " Another colleague said, "water is still very useful, but your face is big!" " "

5. Me: "Waiter, the steak I ordered has been over half an hour, and it's not ready yet? It's already midnight 1 1 point! "

Attendant: "Don't worry, sir. Our store is open 24 hours a day. "

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I went to the bank to withdraw money. After a limited operation time, my bank card was swallowed. I was in a state of ignorance at that time. The staff told me: beauty, you can just go to the counter tomorrow ... I said: it swallowed my card and there is not much money in it. I'll wait, maybe it will dislike having no money and spit it out for me. ...

The staff said: it has a good appetite and is not picky about food. It tastes great! Don't worry, you can never eat too little meat!

Funny joke 2 1, the study room in winter is very cold, and a guy who works hard is shivering with cold. He turned to a girl next to him and said, can you turn on the power for me? According to Joule's law, electric energy can be converted into heat energy. Without saying anything, the girl slapped her in the past: smelly rascal! Burying his face, the big brother said with surprise, Gao! Kinetic energy is converted into heat energy! It's really warm

2, drinking coffee, sitting next to an uncle, the phone rang, he turned on the phone and complained: I didn't tell you, your bill is only one billion, too little, I don't do it. Then I hung up. I'm in business, too. I suddenly looked at him with a little more respect. Ask Uncle: Which company is your boss from? Don't take such a big business? Uncle smiled awkwardly: I printed Mingbi, and the profit of one billion yuan was only a few tens of dollars. Who will do it?

3, my girlfriend is clamoring to break up with her boyfriend, and her family has advised her that the young man is fine and noisy. Girlfriend: I want to pack some apples and sell them on Christmas Eve in the university town. Ask him to buy apples and bring me two boxes of pears, saying that pears are cheaper than apples. ........................................................................................................................................................

4. Waiting for friends to come in the restaurant, when I was bored, I happened to meet a family of three sitting diagonally opposite me. The little boy is eating the meat with relish. He looks at it for two seconds, and the little boy puts down the meat in his hand. Look at me seriously and sing: a pug, sitting at the door, wants to eat meat and bones ... Boy, if your parents weren't here, I would definitely hit you on the wall with one punch and couldn't dig it out!

I decided to resign because I was often scolded inexplicably at work. The big brother next to me said to me seriously: I was often scolded when you didn't come. I've had a good time since you came. Now that you're leaving, I want to go back to the old days. Why don't I resign, too? I'll go wherever you go! I firmly support you! Dude, what you said is not practical!

6. There is a cat and a dog at home. They grew up together. Cats are particularly strong, dogs are tall and big, but they are often bullied. The dog was bullied again and ignored the cat. The cat gave the dog a bone, but the dog ignored it and refused to eat it. The cat is in a hurry, and it is a combination punch at the dog. The dog was shocked and barely ate. Afterwards, the cat touched the dog's face kindly, and the two goods played together as if nothing had happened!