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The quotations from drunken couplets are very funny.

1

The first part: I feel irritable and want to drink.

Bottom line: Go to the top as soon as you drink.

Horizontal batch: there is not much alcohol.

2

The first part: drinking in fantasy.

Bottom line: If you drink too much, you will be in trouble.

Horizontal batch: no virtue after drinking.

three

Part one: drunk and drunk. I went home and fell asleep.

Bottom line: if you spit, you spit and fuck around.

Horizontal batch: five fans and three roads.

four

The first part: I am sober, I am not addicted, and I know how to reflect on myself.

Bottom line: no more drinking, no more drinking, no more partying with friends.

Horizontal criticism: open your eyes and tell lies.

five

The first part: I don't want to go out and relieve my stomach.

Part II: Please forgive me for coaxing my wife.

Horizontal criticism: good and evil.

six

Part I: It will be fine after a day.

Bottom line: I took a phone call and ran away.

Horizontal criticism: I don't know.

seven

The first part: once drunk, it makes you feel bad every time.

Bottom line: once you don't drink, you don't return.

Horizontal batch: no noodles

eight

Part 1: I don't want to drink. I don't want to control it.

Bottom line: old circles, old fragments, I don't know.

Horizontal criticism: spit all the way