About Classic English Jokes _ 100 English Jokes

Cold jokes are a new language phenomenon that has only appeared in recent years, and it takes the network as the main mode of communication. I sorted out the classic English jokes about hilarious jokes. Welcome to read!

Classic English jokes about hilarious laughter Part I

Two soldiers

Two soldiers are in the camp. First one? His name is George. What about the second one? His name is Bill. George said, "Bill, do you have a piece of paper and an envelope?"

Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him.

Then George said, "Now I have it? "I don't have a pen." Bill gave him his and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "Bill, do you have any stamps?" Bill gave him one.

Then Bill stood up and walked to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?"

Bill said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door.

George said, "Please put my letter in the mailbox in the office, and then …" He stopped.

"What do you want now?" Bill said to him.

George looked at the envelope and replied, "What? Who is your girlfriend? Address? "

There are two soldiers in the barracks, one is George and the other is Bill. George asked? Bill, do you have any writing paper and envelopes?

Bill said, yes. ? Then he gave George writing paper and envelopes.

George said again:? I have no pen. ? Bill gave him the pen again. George began to write letters. After writing, he put the letter in the envelope and asked, Bill, do you have any stamps? Bill gave him one.

Then Bill stood up and walked to the door. George asked? Are you going out?

Bill said, really? Then he opened the door.

George said, please drop this letter into the office mailbox for me, and then ...? He stopped.

What else do you want? Bill asked.

George looked at the envelope and said, what's your girlfriend's address?

Classic English jokes about hilarious laughter Part II

West Point

My father, brother and I went to West Point Military Academy to watch a football match between the Army and Boston College. When walking before kick-off, we met many students in neat uniforms. Several visiting fans asked the recruits if they would pose for photos. "Let our son see what he will gain if he goes to West Point Military Academy."

A middle-aged couple approached a very attractive female student and asked her to pose for a photo. They explained, "We want our son to know what he missed when he didn't come to West Point."

My father, brother and I went to West Point Military Academy to watch a football match between the Army and Boston University. Before we started, we walked around and met many students in neat uniforms. Several tourists asked the recruits if they were willing to pose for photos. ? Let our son know what he will get if he comes to study at West Point Military Academy. ?

A middle-aged couple approached a very beautiful female student and asked her if she would like to pose for a photo. They explained:? We want our son to know what he missed when he didn't come to West Point Military Academy. ?

Classic English jokes about hilarious laughter Part III

Big five months

World War II has begun, and John wants to join the army, but he is only 16 years old, and boys are only allowed to join the army when they are over 18 years old. So when the military doctor examined him, he said he was 18.

But what about John? His brother joined the army a few days ago, and the same doctor also gave him a physical examination. Does the doctor remember the big boy? What's his last name, so when he saw John? He was surprised.

"How old are you?" He said.

"Eighteen, sir," said John.

"But your brother is also 18 years old," said the doctor. "Are you twins?"

"Oh, no, sir," said John, and his face turned red. "My brother is five months older than me."

Big five months

The second world war began, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only sixteen years old. It was stipulated at that time that boys could not join the army until they were eighteen. So when the military doctor gave him a physical examination, he said he was eighteen.

But John's brother just joined the army a few days ago and was examined by the doctor. The doctor remembers his brother's last name. So he was very surprised when he saw John's form.

How old are you? The doctor asked.

Eighteen, sir. ? John said.

But your brother is also 18 years old. Are you twins?

John blushed and said, Oh, no, sir, my brother is five months older than me. ?