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Diary of an event in the summer vacation (there must be 8 articles, and if you can't type them, send me the website. )

One. Life in summer vacation is colorful and there are countless interesting things. There are many things that I can't forget, especially the roast mutton at grandpa's house.

I heard that grandpa is going to kill sheep tomorrow, so let me go. Listen, I didn't sleep well all night.

I got up early the next morning. I am busy washing my face and brushing my teeth. After breakfast, I called my brothers and sisters, but no matter how I called them, they refused to get up. I said, "If you don't get up, I'll go first." After listening to my words, they stood up slowly They had breakfast and went with me. But when I arrived at my destination, I saw that they had been slaughtered and almost fainted. Alas, this completely ruined my plan. I want to see the process of slaughtering sheep! Now all my dreams are ruined, alas!

I waited anxiously, and finally it was time to roast mutton. How to bake it? I came up with a good idea. Just cut bamboo into bamboo sticks. So, we started to act. We took a bamboo pole, divided it into several sections, and finally cut it into something like a bamboo pole but not like a bamboo pole. Alas, the mutton was finally washed, and grandpa cut off a lot of lean meat with a knife. How can we solve the problem of spices? So, we put some salt and monosodium glutamate on the meat. Then put the mutton skewers on the coal stove and start roasting, and put some carbon in them every once in a while. Roast is roasted, but the bamboo sticks that can be made are of little use. Just hang a little more mutton and it will fall into the coal stove with a bang. If it burns, it will also give a sigh and the meat will be ruined. I sweat while baking. I wiped my sweat with my hand. When I saw my hands blackened by coal, my face turned into Xiaohua Mall. Alas. Finally, roast mutton. Eating your own barbecue will naturally make you happy.

Although it has been a long time, I still can't forget it.

Two. During the summer vacation, my daily life is very colorful, but the most enjoyable and interesting thing for me is to make up my dog.

I was alone at home that day, and I was so idle that I always wanted to have an accident. I looked at the brush on the bedside table, then at Xiaobai, and then I thought of putting makeup on the puppy.

I found all the brushes and paints at home, but Xiaobai seemed to know what was going to happen, so she hid. Finally, I managed to catch it. I put it on a small stool and was about to draw, but it jumped up, kicked her foot and knocked over the paint box. At this time, all the pigments are mixed together. I was very angry. I grabbed it and put it on the floor.

I added a little water to the mixed pigment and adjusted it again. I thought the color was not bad, so I started painting. I scribbled on Xiaobai, first a bird, then a flower, and then a bone. Finally, it was black and blue. At this time, it called me twice, as if to say, "Give me a break and let me go." While I was admiring my "masterpiece", it jumped on me and got the paint on me. I tried to wash it off, but I never did.

Later, my mother came back and found the house in a mess. I was scolded. Although I was scolded, I still don't regret it at all, because I feel very happy and too much.

These days in summer vacation, Wan Li is clear and Wan Li is cloudless. The sun scorched the ground, weeds could not resist the sun exposure, and leaves rolled into thin strips. In this steamer-like weather, I heard a good news: my mother's colleagues are going to visit the Funiu Mountain underground river, and they can also bring their relatives with them! I jumped up and down like a little sparrow. I'll pack what I need right away. I can't wait to grow more hands and feet.

I have long heard that the Funiu Mountain underground river is particularly charming. When I heard the news, all the troubles I praised for several days disappeared without a trace. We stayed in the car for hours, as if years had passed. I finally arrived at my destination, and I was stunned by what I saw.

There is a big cave in front, and the underground is full of water, which gives us a creepy feeling. We children volunteered to squeeze into a boat. The adults also agreed, and we danced with joy. On the boat, we put on life jackets and started an exciting journey.

Entering the cave, we saw the adults rowing so easily and skillfully. We think we can row so easily and skillfully. But we can't row at all. Really arrogant! We finally entered the cave, but we were so tired that we broke out in a sweat. It was dark in the cave, except for a few faint lights, which were still colored. Such an environment gives tourists a sense of fear. There were several wheels beside us, and we thought it was a snake, so we screamed with fear. When we finally learned that it was a wheel, we felt embarrassed again.

In the last part, we saw an explanation aunt standing on the shore, and we went ashore. When the commentator came to several idols, the adults were whispering. This scene really made our children laugh, but we finally held our breath out of courtesy. After visiting the statue, there is a small cave behind, and there is a little longevity monkey at the entrance. This little monkey is really cute, with a banana in his left hand and a rope in his right, for fear of falling.

Finally, we are going out, because the hole is low, so we have to bend down and go out. Everyone became a little old man and a little old woman, and everyone laughed, and the laughter echoed in the mountains and rivers of the underground river forever.

It was late at night, and the coach waited for us anxiously. We reluctantly left the underground river. The bright moonlight and the mountains and rivers of Funiu Mountain are integrated, and my heart and feelings are also included.

People often use "stirring up a hornet's nest" to describe a catastrophe. Who wants to make trouble? My friend and I really stirred up a hornet's nest.

One day in the summer vacation, it was very hot, and I enjoyed the cool under the tree with several children. Suddenly, I found a hornet's nest in the tree and told my friend at once. Hearing this, the partners all wanted to get rid of the hornet's nest and kill the people.

My friends and I are "armed to the teeth" and as cool as a cucumber, just like the police. Martin has a stick, I have a slingshot and Liu Zhiqiang has some pebbles. I am the "Commander-in-Chief" unanimously elected by everyone. We will observe the terrain first, and then assign tasks in detail: First, Liu Zhiqiang will "lure the snake out of the hole", and Martin and I will wait for opportunities to help.

At the beginning of the battle, Liu Zhiqiang bravely rushed up, aimed at the hornet's nest and threw a stone. "Bang", a group of black guys flew out, like a black wind blowing, and immediately surrounded Liu Zhiqiang. Seeing this scene, I shouted "Go"! Martin and I rushed up immediately. The battle is fierce, and everyone is fearless in the face of strong enemies, and one is braver than the other. Wu Meng swung a club to make it chaotic. I immediately drew my bow and shot at the enemy. Unfortunately, I was not good at martial arts, so I hit Martin several times on the head. More and more enemies surrounded us, and everyone decided to run away.

After running for a while, everyone was panting and sweating, which was very embarrassing. You look at me, I look at you, and they all laugh happily.

Dude, give it to me.

Five.

Today's summer vacation is a once-in-a-century hot day. The temperature has been above 38 degrees for more than ten consecutive days. Everyone wants to eat watermelon to quench their thirst. Watermelons in the market are very rare and expensive.

One Sunday morning, my mother bought a big watermelon from nowhere, weighing more than ten kilograms. There is a black pattern on the green skin, which is very cute. I jumped up happily and shouted, "eat watermelon!" " Eat watermelon! "I took the watermelon from my mother, washed the soil in a basin full of clear water first, and then picked up a kitchen knife to cut the watermelon. Ah! What a nice melon! The bright red melon is embedded with black melon seeds, and the juice flows all over the table. I cut the watermelon into ten pieces, and everyone shared two pieces. I took two pieces and sat down to eat them, as if all the juice had flowed into my heart, and suddenly I felt very comfortable all over.

When I finished eating one piece and was about to eat the second piece, I suddenly remembered grandma Wang, the lonely old lady next door. Grandma Wang is a martyr's family. Both her sons died on the battlefield. Grandma Wang became a lonely old man and lived alone for more than 30 years. Now she is 70 years old. She was ill not long ago and still hasn't recovered. I think patients need to eat more watermelons. So I took the watermelon to Grandma Wang's house. I saw grandma Wang lying in bed moaning. The sallow face is covered with a wet towel. When she saw me coming, she asked weakly, "Xiaoyan, what can I do for you?" "My family bought a watermelon, and this melon is for you." "No ... no ... or ... you ... help yourselves." "I still have it at home!" After that, I put the watermelon in Grandma Wang's hand and walked to the door without looking back. Grandma Wang's voice came from behind: "You, you ... this child ... really!"

Although I ate one watermelon less today, my heart is sweeter than eating ten watermelons.

Six. Looking forward to it, finally looking forward to our spring outing.

In the morning, my mother nervously woke me up and said, "Hurry up, hurry up, or the school bus will start." I quickly got dressed, brushed my teeth, washed my face, put on incense, put on the backpack my mother prepared for me, and we set off.

When I got to school, I found Qin Yinong following me. I quickly greeted her and walked to Class One (2). As soon as I entered the classroom, I found that many students had already arrived. The teacher first told us about safety and order, and then told us how to get on and off. The teacher also said, "Don't bring valuables, but look after your belongings."

Then, the big broadcast sounded: "1 (2) Class and Class 6 (1) sit together ..." We got on the bus in a hurry. As soon as we got on the bus, the teacher asked us to sing a spring outing song: "Let's walk, let's hold hands, walk and go for an outing together ..."

When we arrived at the aquarium, we got off in a neat line. We arrived at the first pavilion, where there were many peacocks. Wang Jiayin, my deskmate, also said, "I want to compare beautiful women with peacocks." Finally, she failed. She found that when the peacock spread its wings, the beautiful patterns inside were exposed, like a beautiful fan, which she could not do.

After seeing the peacock, we went to the shark house again. There are many sharks in it, too many to count. Mermaids are feeding them. We went to the next museum and saw many small goldfish swimming around, chasing and fighting.

Further down, I saw the next glass. I went in and saw that it was a power-generating jellyfish. Jellyfish has many feet, and its body is the place where swimming is controlled. Although his body is soft, he is very strong when swimming. Don't touch it, it has electricity and is poisonous. We saw colorful jellyfish again, the shape is the same as that of jellyfish, but the feet are not one color, but eight colors.

The next thing I saw was a seal. The seal's head is round and smooth, and it can move freely in the water. Some aquatic creatures can't swim, so they use seals as a means of transportation.

After a lot of fish, we finally arrived at the mermaid show at the most tense moment. We look down from the top. Well, the seats below are full, so we sit on the ground. We ate the food on the ground happily and watched the feeding show while eating.

Just as we were enjoying ourselves, the mermaid appeared. She is actually a person, just wearing fishtail and diving equipment, and so is the prince. They swam upstream and downstream, holding hands happily and dancing in the water.

After watching the perfect mermaid show, the most wanted sea lion show finally appeared at the happiest moment of everyone. Everyone is still discussing the mermaid performance. I said, "Don't talk about mermaids, let's go to see a sea lion show."

After watching the sea lion show, we began to have a picnic. We laid the carpet, several people got together and the picnic began. We all took out our own delicious food, shared it and ate it together. Someone saw the stall and said, "Teacher, we all want to buy those gadgets." The teacher didn't agree, but some people didn't listen to the teacher and took money to buy it. Even Gao went, and some people with the brand of squadron leader also went. The teacher said, "OK, OK, go by yourself, I don't care." . We had a pleasant picnic and someone was playing games.

After the picnic, we happily got on the bus, discussed what happened today, and then happily returned to the classroom, waiting for our parents to pick us up.

Today's trip is really interesting. We had a good time, but the teacher said, "It's not the same as mom and dad going out for a spring outing. If you go out with your parents, you can watch whichever you want. The teacher took us for a spring outing and must be with the big army. " The teacher also said, "We didn't see all the museums, but we missed some ..."

Seven. I remember a happy thing in the summer vacation.

At 1 1 this morning, my mother received a phone call saying that she would go to Spicy Bay in the Yellow River valley. This is what I have been looking forward to during my summer vacation. Guess how happy I am. I immediately put down what I was doing, took three steps and made two steps, panting and rushed to the gate of our community from the sixth floor. Soon the bus came. On the bus, I told my good friend Sun Yifan jokes and stories for a while, and my heart was full of expectation. Unconsciously, we came to Mala Bay in the Yellow River Basin.

Let's play tsunami surfing. First, we put on life jackets and went into the water. A warning voice came from the radio: "The artificial tsunami is about to begin. Please put on your life jacket and get ready to surf. " The crowd broke into cheers at once. Soon, a big wave rolled in from a distance, and the crowd exploded at once. Cheers, screams, shouts and whistles were in chaos.

The big waves rolled in front of us, more than one meter high. I was unprepared. I was drowned by the big waves at once and took a sip of water, but I was very excited at the thought of being knocked over by the big waves, and I was looking forward to the big waves coming again.

After the tsunami, we went to the baby park, where there were seesaws, slides, water guns and pontoons ... The most interesting thing was to climb the round hemisphere. Many children are climbing up. Some of them can climb up smoothly, but others always slide down. I tightened the rope as my father said, stood as straight as I could, climbed up step by step, and finally climbed to the top smoothly. But Sun Yifan tried several times without success. But he was not discouraged. He found his advantage and pulled himself up with strong arm strength. "I won!" "Sun Yifan shouted, accidentally slipped down again.

We also played long-distance rafting, hot spring fish therapy and other projects, and we are going to the "Happy Forward" competition field. On the radio, Xunrenjun said, "Zhang, please come to the boarding gate quickly." We all laughed in unison. I didn't expect there to be a child with the same name as my father. But after a while, the radio came again: "Please Zhang and two children, hurry to the gate." It turned out that it was wrong just now. It is for us. We have to go back at once.

Today, I am very happy. Mala Bay in the Yellow River Basin. It's really fun. It was my parents who gave me this happiness. I must study hard, repay them and bring them the greatest happiness.

At noon that day, only my grandfather and I were at home. Grandma goes to the vegetable market to buy food, and mom and dad go to work. Now the house is as empty as a pumpkin without pumpkin seeds. Grandpa and I are going to clean the house together, because we feel bored. I found that there were almost no eggs in the kitchen refrigerator, so I ran downstairs to the supermarket to buy eggs.

Although there is everything in the supermarket, the price is too expensive. I took the bag and filled the eggs carefully, praying in my heart that there must be no mistakes. But it backfired. Just when I took the last egg, it was probably because I was relieved. As soon as I relaxed, my hand slipped and my egg hit another egg like a boulder. The first time, a big stone hit you on the head for no reason. Still have to be wronged to death? Eggs wronged, I also wronged, feel unlucky. I have to pay for it.

So, I ran over and asked the assistant aunt how much an egg was. She said, "An egg costs about 50 cents." I'm relieved. Fortunately, I paid the original price of the egg, and I still have fifty cents left. It's a blessing in disguise. If an egg is one yuan, then I will be twice as sad. I told my aunt who paid the bill, and she didn't blame me, just asked me to pay 50 cents. When I got home, grandpa asked me why I came back so late. I told him, and he said, "You are so honest. If you were someone else, you would even say that a thief is a thief. " I'm thinking: if I hadn't lost that fifty cents, I might still be bitter and ashamed.

Now I think: Why? It is worthwhile to spend fifty cents to get an "innocent body" and a "free body". Why are you so stingy? Wouldn't it be more comfortable to live honestly and securely? At least I think so. This incident made me understand a lot of truth, which I will never forget.

Different from usual, I didn't watch TV when I came home from school today, but did my homework first. Soon, my mother came back from work and saw me doing my homework without saying anything. She went straight to the kitchen to cook. At this moment, the key rang again. I know that my father came back, and with his return, an unforgettable thing happened.

It took me about "one cigarette". Suddenly, I vaguely noticed a man behind me. I turned around and looked up. It turned out that my father stood behind me and watched me do my homework without knowing when. I saw him frowning and staring at me without a word. I felt nervous and thought, I must have done something wrong again. Sure enough, my father grabbed my ear and said, "Look, the word' ghost' you wrote is not as good as that of a first-grade pupil." I didn't say anything at first, and then he said, "My son didn't write such ugly words. Today, either write well or go out and don't go home. "

Hearing this, I flew into a rage, threw my pen on the table, opened the door and rushed out without looking back, hiding in a corner downstairs and secretly crying. After a while, I heard the sound of "drumming" rushing downstairs. I think my father called me. Just then, I heard my father's anxious cry: "mail (my nickname), mail ~ ~ ~". Soon I heard my mother crying the same way, and I thought, didn't you let me go? Why did you come to me? Hum! I'm not coming out. About half an hour later, my father finally found me. He didn't say a word, but held me tightly in his arms and kept kissing my face. When I got home, my father said to me, "What I just said was angry words. You are my parents' only son. How can I not want you? " . At this time, I was surprised to find that my mother, who usually doesn't like to cry, is also secretly crying. Later, I asked my father a question that even I felt strange. I said, "Dad, if I was kidnapped by bad people and they wanted to trade your life for me, would you?"

Dad said without hesitation, "of course, because you are the only son of dad." My parents' life is meaningless without you. However, you and dad are both strong, with a successful career and a beautiful life, and they all belong to those strong people in life. So, dad wants you to be a strong man who never gives up. "

It turned out that my parents really loved me, and I really realized the meaning of "thinking about change when you are poor". Since then, I have been more sensible.

That day not only moved me, but also made me unforgettable.

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