Four classic funny English jokes?

The following is what I arranged, I hope you like it!

Classic English joke: What did you say?

Moi, Larry and curly are stranded on a desert island.

The following is what I arranged, I hope you like it!

Classic English joke: What did you say?

Moi, Larry and curly are stranded on a desert island. When Mo happened to kick a bottle lying on the beach, they were walking around idly. The bottle broke and a monster suddenly appeared in front of them.

Moi, Riley and curly are stranded on an uninhabited island because their boat is stranded on a rock. They were walking along the coast alone and helpless when I kicked a bottle on the beach. After the bottle broke, an elf suddenly appeared.

"Thank you. Oh, master, thank you for freeing me from imprisonment. Out of kindness, please allow me to grant each of you a wish. "

"Thank you for releasing me from the bottle that imprisoned me, my master. In order to repay your kindness, please let me realize a wish for everyone. "

"Well, it's not too difficult to figure out what I want," Moi said. "I wish I could go home."

"Oh, my wish is easy to come true," Moi said. "I wish I could go home."

No sooner had he said these words than he returned to dear old Brooklyn.

As soon as the words were finished, Moi was already in his lovely hometown of Brooklyn.

"I want to go home, too," Larry said, and he was immediately moved.

"I want to go home, too," Riley said, and he was sent away at once.

"Gee, it's so lonely here without Moi and Larry," said Curly. "I hope they are here with me."

"Well, it's boring for me to stay here alone without Moi and Riley," said Curly. "I hope they can come back here to accompany me."

Classic English joke: Look at my socks

"Hey, Charlie, this pair of socks you are wearing is really interesting. One pair is green and the other is red."

"Hey, Charlie, these socks you are wearing are really interesting. One is green and the other is red. "

"Yes, I have another one just like Shuang Yi at home."

"Really, I have the same pair of socks at home."

Classic English joke: You did a good job.

Moi, Larry and Curly were caught by a group of ferocious Bedouins while wandering in the Arabian desert.

Moi Riley and curly were walking in the desert when a group of cruel Bedouins arrested them.

"According to the desert law, you poor pagans must be destroyed," announced their savage leader. "Set the guillotine!"

"According to the regulations of our desert, you poor pagans must be put to death," said the savage leader. "Set the guillotine."

Moi was the first person to be executed.

Moi was first ordered to go to the guillotine, but surprisingly, the knife stopped near his neck when it fell.

The blade fell, but surprisingly, it stopped near his neck.

"This is a miracle!" The * * * said. "Let him go!"

"What a miracle!" The Arabs announced. "Let him go!"

Then Riley put his head under a knife as sharp as a blade, but the knife stopped near his neck again.

Next, Larry put his head under a huge sharp blade. But it stopped in front of his neck again.

"By the orders of Allah, this is another miracle!" Once again, the chief announced. "Let him go!"

"In the name of God, another miracle!" Once again, chief. "Let him go!"

Finally curly was sent to the unfortunate guillotine. After careful examination, he found a small piece of wood blocking the blade's way.

Finally, curly was brought to the ominous device. Looking closely, he noticed that a piece of wood blocked the path of the blade.

"No wonder it doesn't work," he announced.

"Well, no wonder it doesn't work," he announced.

"That's your problem ..."

"That's your problem."

Classic English joke: make a wish.

Every morning on his way to work, a businessman passes by a house. He sees a woman hitting her on the head with a loaf of bread.

Every morning, a businessman passes by a house on his way to work. He always sees a woman hitting her son on the head with a loaf of bread.

But on this special day, he noticed that she hit him with a chocolate cake.

But today is special. He found that she was hitting him on the head with chocolate cake.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, he rang the doorbell and the woman answered the door.

He couldn't help being curious and rang the doorbell of that family. Hearing this, the woman came out to open the door.

"Madam, I can't help but notice that you beat your child with a loaf of bread every day. . . "

"Madam, I can't help but notice that you beat your son with a loaf of bread every day ..."

"That's true."

"That's true ..."

"But today I found you hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake. ,

"But today I saw you hit him with a chocolate cake."

"Well, today is his birthday."

"Today is his birthday."