Jokes about colds

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Once upon a time, there was a bird.

He passed a cornfield every day.

Unfortunately,

one day there was a fire in that cornfield.

All the corns turned into popcorn! ! !

After the bird flew by ...

I thought it was snowing, so I died of cold ...

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A: I'll tell you a story about a eunuch. There was once a eunuch ...

B: What about the following?

A: There is nothing below ...

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There is a fat man jumping from the 2th floor

The result. . . .

He has become a fat man

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Q: If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua is sitting on his right, and Xiaohua is sitting behind him, whose car is it?

A: Yes.

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Xiaohong asks: Do you use your right hand or your left hand when mixing coffee?

Xiaomei says: Right hand.

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A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, "Say, where are you from?" I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! ! ！” The college student answered the enemy's words and was electrocuted ...

He said, "I'm from RTVU!" "

The enemy arrested another college student and said to him, "Say, where are you from? Just now, a man was so arrogant that we electrocuted him. If you don't tell him, you will end up like him."

He said, "I'm

from Xiamen University. Oh, hahaha, even I'm ~

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from Xiamen University. In the music class, the teacher played a piece of music, and Xiaoming didn't know what it was.

So Xiaoming asked Xiaohua," Do you know music? "

Xiaohua: "I understand."

Xiao Ming: "What is the teacher playing now?"

Xiaohua: "Piano."

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During the National Day holiday, a certain class went out because the car was too slow. After arriving at the hotel, they all rushed to the toilet. However, I found that the toilet did not distinguish between men and women for some reason. At that time everyone hesitated, and no one dared to enter. Suddenly a gentleman laughed: "On the right is the men's room!" " And pointed to a sign on the right side of the ground "doesn't it say NCS?" ！” Then he strode into ... for a moment, someone whispered, "So did the ladies' room ..."

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Question: A drunk squatted under a tree and guessed an animal.

Answer: Rabbit (vomited)

Question: Another drunk squatted under a tree and guessed an animal.

Answer: Rabbit (vomited). Guess an animal

Answer: Bunny ...

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I'll tell you a beautiful love story, in which the protagonist has to abandon his faith and bear the ruthless eyes of the secular to get together. The story is only one sentence.

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