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Mainly: eating books, copying books, called, philosopher Socrates.

Zhang Guanghou eats books: Mathematician Zhang Guanghou once saw a paper on deficit value and thought it was very useful for his research work, so he read it again and again. This paper has more than 20 pages and has been read over and over for more than half a year. Because of repeated groping, clear black marks were left on the white pages. His wife joked with him that it was not reading, but eating books.

Transcript: Hou, the master of crosstalk language, has only been in primary school for three years. Because he is diligent and eager to learn, his artistic level has reached a perfect level. Once, in order to buy the joke book "The Waves" of Amin Dynasty that I wanted to buy, I went to all the second-hand bookshops in Beijing and didn't buy it. Later, he learned that Beijing Library had this book, so he decided to copy it back. In winter, he braved the heavy wind and snow and ran to the library to copy books for 18 days in a row. A book of more than 100,000 words was finally copied by him.

Lv Dai weeps for Hou Xu: Dai Lu is famous in this country, but he can listen to criticism with an open mind. His friend Hou Xu, a loyal, honest and frank person, often criticized Lv Dai's shortcomings mercilessly. Lv Dai's subordinates were dissatisfied with Hou Xu, thinking that Hou Xu was too arrogant and told Lv Dai about it. But Lv Dai respects and approaches Hou Xu more. After Hou Xu's death, Lv Dai burst into tears, crying and complaining: "Hou Xu! Where will I hear my mistakes in the future? "

Socrates: Socrates, a famous philosopher in ancient Greece, not only wrote brilliant works, but also recruited many students to fall behind and used famous enlightenment talks to enlighten the wisdom of young people. Whenever people admire his profound knowledge and extraordinary wisdom, he always modestly says, "The only thing I know is my own ignorance."

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As the most famous crosstalk artist in China in the 20th century, Hou's social status is constantly improving, and his influence at home and abroad is also expanding, but he has never looked down on others because of the change of his status. I have kept close contact with the people all my life, and my friends are all over all walks of life. I call myself the "servant" of the audience, and always treat the audience as a benefactor, a parent and a teacher. Hou is regarded as the pioneer of phonology and a master of language.

Socrates' theory of soul further clarifies the difference between spirit and matter. Philosophers before Socrates have long said that the soul is immortal, and the opposition between idealism and materialism has sprouted. However, in the past, philosophers' views on the soul were still vague, and some even regarded the soul as the finest substance. Therefore, the boundary between idealism and materialism is not clear.

Baidu Encyclopedia-Socrates

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