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Who is the military genius who doesn't love the country and loves the actors?

Therefore, Fang Qisheng is also a hero in the world and cannot compete with him. And its decline, dozens of actors trapped, the country died and died, laughing at the world. ? This is the final conclusion of Ouyang Xiu's life in Zi Tong Zhi Jian, which means that when his power reaches its peak, no one in the world can compete with it; When his power was the weakest, dozens of actors surrounded him, and people died and the country died, which was laughed at by the whole world.

He is the famous Li in the later Tang Dynasty and the most prized emperor in China for thousands of years.

Li, the eldest son of Li Keyong, the king of Jin, liked Li Keyong since he was a child, because he was good at riding and archery. When I was a teenager, I had a quarrel with my father. 1 1 years old, he went to Chang 'an with his father to report to Tang Ting, and was rewarded and praised by Tang Zhaozong. In the first month of 908 AD, Li Keyong died of illness, and in the same month, Li captured the throne. After the funeral, he designed and killed his uncle Li, who tried to seize the position, and led the army to solve the siege of Luzhou (now Shangdang in Shanxi).

Li thought that Luzhou was the barrier of Hedong, and that it was not good for Hedong without Luzhou, so he immediately led the army from Jinyang and went straight to Shangdang, and raided the surrounding areas of Luzhou by fog, winning a great victory. Li's strange use of force frightened Liang's great-grandfather, he said? Giving birth to a child is like Li Yazi, and it still works! As my son, dolphins and dog ears!

When Li Keyong was dying, he gave Li three arrows and told him to complete three major tasks: first, to crusade against Liu Rengong (Liu Shouguang) and conquer Youzhou (now Beijing); The second is to conquer the Khitan and lift the threat of the northern border; The third important thing is to destroy the world enemy Zhu Quanzhong. He enshrined three arrows in his temple, and every time he went out, he sent someone to take them, put them in refined silk sleeves, took them to the battlefield, won the battle, and sent them home to the temple, indicating that he had completed the task.

9 1 1 year, Li defeated a 500,000-strong army under his own command in Gaoyi (Gaoyi County, Hebei Province). Then, Liu Rengong was captured alive and taken back to Taiyuan. Three years later, he defeated the Khitan soldiers and drove Lu Ye Po back to the north. In 9 16, all counties in Hebei were owned by Li.

In April 923, he proclaimed himself emperor in yu zhou (west of daming county, Hebei Province), with the title of Datang, and soon moved to Luoyang, with the title? Tongguang? History is called the later Tang Dynasty. In December of the same year, the girder (now Kaifeng, Henan) was attacked, and the back girder was destroyed, unifying the north. After more than ten years of fighting, I basically completed my father's legacy.

After he proclaimed himself emperor, he thought that his father's revenge had been reported and the Central Plains had been settled, so he stopped making progress and began to enjoy himself. He likes watching plays and acting since he was a child. After he acceded to the throne, he often painted his face in pink ink, put on costumes and performed on stage, regardless of state affairs, taking his own stage name? Li Tianxia? .

Li Tianxia? This name is a stage name given by Li. Once, I went on stage to perform Li. According to the play, he should shout? Li Tianxia? I called twice, but I didn't get an answer. Just as he was wondering, I saw a team member rushing up and slapping him in the mouth. Everyone else was frightened, and Li was about to get angry, but the player smiled and said, Emperor Li is the only one in the world. You called twice. Who's the other one? ? Li ha smiled and ordered the actor to be paid handsomely.

In fact, as early as when he was struggling around, he would find his own artists to sing when he returned to Taiyuan, but because of his father's revenge, he didn't have much time to accompany them every day. His father's revenge, the capital of Luoyang, he began to fall in love with opera.

He often wears BLACKPINK to play with actors, and he is accompanied by actors every time he travels. Because of this relationship, players can go in and out of the stadium at any time, and sometimes they dare to interfere in state affairs. Some courtiers and princes rushed to give gifts to the players to ask them to put in a good word in front of the emperor. Li also used actors as eyes and ears to spy on ministers' words and deeds. The whole court in the late Tang Dynasty was just a stage for the performers, who could perform at will. The minister became a spectator, only watching, not judging.

One of Li's favorite actors is. As long as Jin Jing says something wrong in front of him, he will suffer. Therefore, ministers were particularly afraid when they saw Jin Jing. Li also appointed two team members as the secretariat. Many soldiers are already suffering when they see that they have been through many battles and can't be a big official.

In 926 AD, Li listened to the slanderers of eunuchs and killed the general Guo Chongtao. Another outstanding general, Li Siyuan, also died. In March of that year, with the support of soldiers, Li Siyuan led an army into Bianjing, ready to stand on his own feet as emperor. Li hurriedly took out the gold silks from the imperial palace and gave them to Luoyang soldiers, forcing them to go to Bianshui. When the army arrived in zhongmou county, they heard that Li Siyuan had entered Bianjing.

Knowing that the tide was over, Li hurried back to Luoyang. Half the soldiers escaped on the road. After returning to Luoyang, he tried to resist Li Siyuan's attack. In April, Shi Jingtang, a pioneer in Li Siyuan, led the troops into Sishui Pass (Sishui Town, Xingyang, Henan), and Li decided to lead his own army to guard it. Ding, all the troops are waiting outside the palace gate as ordered, and Li is having breakfast.

At this time, Guo, an actor who was promoted from Ma Su (Li's army) to commander-in-chief, launched a mutiny, while the army was transferred outside the city to wait for an opportunity to live. He led the rebels to kill, slash and burn, and killed Li who came to lead the guards in the chaos. Li Siyuan invaded Luoyang and sent someone to find some Li's bones from the ashes and bury them in Yongling.

Oh! The truth of ups and downs, although called destiny, is not human nature! Why did the original Zhuang Zong win the world, not who lost it? Can you know? A generation of heroes has come to an end.