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How to write a profile on idle fish to attract people?

As follows:

1. Think about how to get rich if you have nothing to do. Don't always be sad in the emotional world. The money in hand is always more secure than the heart that can't be grasped.

It is better to be quiet than to laugh against your will. It is better to manage the betrayal and incompetence of others than to manage your own dignity and beauty.

3, growth may be, let go of love, but also learn to shut up.

4, life is not long, do what you like, don't expect anyone, love is a fart, getting rich is the most important thing!

At present, there are three most popular diseases: procrastination, obsessive-compulsive disorder and difficult choice. To put it bluntly, it is lazy, cheap and poor.

6. No one can take away what belongs to you; What can be taken away does not belong to you. I believe that better will come.

7. Don't get to know anyone too soon. Don't think the topic is the same from the beginning, and it has a lot in common with * * *. You are bosom friends who have known each other for a long time. Language is often false, and what we experience together is true.

8, get along with people: you respect me, I respect you, you ignore me, I ignore you, it's as simple as that! Don't be used to ungrateful people; Don't feed your ungrateful heart.