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High-end sentences describing playing mahjong

1, form your own skills and predictive ability, such as predicting the card type of Hu according to the cards and the cards of the other three companies, calculating the card type in his hand, and competing with players of different styles to improve your level.

2. Youth is like playing mahjong. You either shoot or touch yourself.

If you are still playing cards backwards on the mahjong table, it means that your luck has been transferred to others. At this time, you need to disturb the aura, and you must fight indiscriminately (as the saying goes), but only if you can't easily point a gun, fight for Huang Zhuang, and disturb the aura as much as possible, can you bring your luck back to you.

There is nothing unsuccessful in doing business with the mentality of playing mahjong!

5. Don't play mahjong during office hours. How can we teach every day without losing money?

6. I always lose money and am unhappy at playing cards. Stop gambling. Stop gambling.

7. My cousin likes playing cards. Every time he loses money, he says he will never play again. I said, "Avalokitesvara with a thousand hands makes you chop into Venus."

8. I wish you a happy Spring Festival: beauty is like a flower, romance is like cherry blossoms, luck is like snowflakes, luck meets peach blossoms, wealth competes with peony flowers, and mahjong bars bloom!