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Please don't joke that I don't know the process when I fly for the first time.

General flow of international flights:

Buy tickets-collect tickets-check-in-consignment-border inspection-security inspection-waiting-boarding.

Process description:

1. Generally, there are online ticket purchase, telephone ticket purchase and on-site ticket purchase. I won't talk about the process of buying a plane ticket until I get here.

2. Check-in: The check-in counter will open 3 hours before the departure of the flight and close 45 minutes before the departure of international flights. Please arrive at the check-in counter at least 1 hour in advance. Please prepare your passport and visa when you check in, so that the cashier can check and register. When you check in, you will be asked questions such as seats. If you have any requirements, you can tell the teller and he will arrange it for you.

3. Consignment: The US-Canada route adopts piece-by-piece system (free baggage is checked by piece, and the weight of each piece does not exceed 23kg 24in). Please ask the airline in detail about the specific amount and specifications (different airlines, different cabins and different types of air tickets have different amounts and specifications). Please pay attention to notebooks, mobile phone lithium batteries, etc. Unable to check. Scissors, fruit knives, nail clippers and other knives must be checked.

PS: In addition to normal checked baggage, it is allowed to carry 1 piece of hand luggage, with the weight not exceeding 10KG, 20 inches. Please make sure that there are no contraband or dangerous goods in your hand luggage.

1-2. Check-in and check-in are completed at the check-in counter at the same time. Upon completion, you will get: 2 boarding passes (one is PEK-CAN and the other is CAN-YVR) and 1 luggage tag (checked directly to YVR). There will be a check-in time and a check-in port on the boarding passage of the first flight. You need to pay attention. Wait at this registration gate while you are waiting. As for the second paragraph (yes -YVR, there will be ground instructions when we arrive in Guangzhou), are there any flights booked by China Southern Airlines?

4. Border inspection: When you complete the above steps, you will enter the border inspection. Please prepare your boarding pass (checkin) and give you your boarding pass, passport and visa so that the border inspectors can check it.

5. Security inspection: After completing the border inspection, enter the security inspection process. In addition to the contraband and dangerous goods just mentioned, the most commonly encountered hand luggage is 1, and blunt objects such as scissors, fruit knives and nail clippers are not allowed; 2. Do not carry alcohol, including alcoholic beverages; 3. Don't carry lighters or guns; 4. If you carry liquid, please make sure that the liquid device you carry is in a container with a volume not exceeding 100ML.

6. Waiting: After the security check, you can wait in the terminal building. International flights can go to duty-free shops, and then you can wait. The boarding pass mentioned above says boarding gate. Just go to this area and wait for the announcement of boarding.

7. Boarding: Broadcast the boarding announcement 30 minutes before departure, that is, queue up for boarding (if you are not an airline member or a high-level passenger, please queue up honestly), open the boarding gate about 20 minutes before departure (that is, after the broadcast is over, the order is over), and close boarding 10 minutes before departure time. Please arrive at the latest 10 minutes before departure time.

Finally, I wish you:

Have a nice trip ~