What humorous jokes are there in the Spring Festival Evening?

Although New Year's Day has passed, according to the lunar calendar, it is still 202 1 year. But in a few days, 202 1 year will officially become the past tense.

The annual Spring Festival Gala is not only an opportunity for David to show his talents, but also our biggest pastime as an audience on New Year's Eve. After all, the programs that can go to the Spring Festival Evening are carefully selected, especially CCTV, which stands out from countless alternative programs through layer-by-layer selection. Sometimes a sentence may be contracted into the mantra of the majority of netizens in the next year or even years.

Let's follow me to recall the golden sentences that came out of those Spring Festival Evening programs!

1. The rooster that lays eggs, the fighter among roosters, oh yeah!

The audience who like to watch sketches will never be unfamiliar with Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan. Even many viewers are watching the Spring Festival Gala, which is directed at Zhao Benshan.

As excellent sketch actors, Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan never let the audience down.

The combination of Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan has become the memory of a generation. I still remember the words "I am white clouds" and "I am black soil".

In 2007, Zhao Benshan, Song Dandan and Niu Niu boarded CCTV Spring Festival Gala with their work "Planning".

The sketch not only amused the audience, but also brought two classic lines, which became a buzzword now.

Even now, watching Song Dandan read "the rooster lay eggs, the fighter in the rooster, oh yeah!" I still can't help laughing.

In addition to this sentence, the phrase "You are too talented" that friends often joke about now also comes from this sketch. Unexpectedly, lines written more than ten years ago are so popular now.

2. As soon as you close your eyes and open them, the day passes.

To say that life is short, not short, more than 30 thousand days and nights, if something bad happens, it's like a year.

But to say that a lifetime is long, not too long. As soon as I close my eyes, the day passes. If you close your eyes, your life is over.

In 2009, Zhao Benshan joined hands with Xiao Shenyang, starring in the sketch "Not Bad Money" with Bi Fujian, and boarded the CCTV Spring Festival Evening.

Zhao Benshan and Shenyang are really memories of the 80s and 90s. On the stage, when Xiao Shenyang spoke this line, it instantly hit the hearts of countless ordinary people.

3. 27 words are omitted here.

Omit three words here, 27 words here and 78 words here.

20 1 1 Zhao Benshan, Xiao Shenyang and wang xiaoli successfully brought the word "omitted here" out of the circle with the essay "You at the same table".

Even today, I usually joke with my best friend and still say "10,000 words are omitted here".

Usually, when you see something bad, when you make a comment, you will also have "10,000 words omitted here" to express your dissatisfaction.

In the face of an 800-word composition, if you don't want to write, you can omit 800 words here ~ it's hard to say whether the score will be omitted, but a criticism can't be omitted.

4. Eighty sledgehammers and forty small hammers

In the Spring Festival Evening of 2005, Huang Hong satirized those black-hearted service providers in real life in the form of black absurd humor in decoration.

The most classic line, "eighty sledgehammers, forty sledgehammers", once became a buzzword, but it is not so popular now, but it is also quite popular.

If we don't help this man when he falls, won't his heart fall?

The 9-year-old boy did good deeds like Lei Feng and kindly helped the old man who fell. Unexpectedly, he was wronged by the old man. Instead of thanking him, he cursed his family and demanded compensation from the boy's family. Finally, passers-by couldn't stand it anymore and took the initiative to testify, only excusing the boy.

"The old man fell. Can you help him?" Faced with this thought-provoking proposition, the vice president of Peking University shouted that Peking University students were domineering and went to help as soon as they met. If you are blackmailed by Peking University to provide you with legal aid, you lose the case and Peking University will compensate you.

But for ordinary people, when faced with such problems, they will hesitate in most cases. After all, we don't have such a background as Peking University.

As for "help or not", as early as the Spring Festival Evening of 20 14, Shen Teng, Mary and Du Xiaoyu brought the work "help or not" and gave their own answers in the form of sketches.

In the sketch, in the face of being wronged, Hao Jian said after the truth came out: "If this person falls, won't he fall if I don't help him?" If your heart is falling, you can't help if you want to. "

In addition, the phrase "thieves come to my house with tears in their eyes and throw me two bags of rice on holidays" has become a kind of self-talk for contemporary young people to express how poor they are.

6.20 13 Spring Festival Evening with frequent golden sentences

To say that golden sentences appear the most, it must be 20 13, and golden sentences jump out like spare money.

Now it is often said that a drama or a movie is too popular, and it is difficult for other film and television dramas to get out of the circle. The Spring Festival Evening of 20 13 proves that good works can also appear together.

You're in trouble, directed by Hu Zongqi, written by wang hong, Tian Hao and starring Sun Tao, Amanda, Wang Xihua and Fang Qingping, is a powerful work of deus.

Shen Teng and Mary's "Happy Today 2" made "It's not naivety that beats you, it's no shoes" popular on the Internet, and it's still not out of date.

Pan Changjiang and Cai Ming's "Jump If You Want" became popular at the same time, as well as the two-part allegorical saying "It's disgusting to open the door" and this year's "Millennium old fox, what are you playing with me?"

7. Palace nectar, 18 1 cup.

What is a classic? Classics are still wonderful after decades. Generally speaking, short stage plays such as sketches can hardly have long-term vitality, except for one work.

This work is even bigger than 1996' s Zatan Jun, starring Zhao and Gong Hanlin.

Up to now, Zatanjun still remembers some lines in it.

"A glass of royal nectar, 180. How about this wine? Listen to me blow for you. One is appetizing for you, and two are good for your kidneys ... "

The degree of brainwashing is comparable to Lv Xiaobu's "one cup is refreshing, two cups are tireless, and three cups are immortal".

What do you remember about the golden sentence of the Spring Festival Evening? Why not talk about them? Accidental exposure age ~