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Lovely me 1 I have shiny black hair, which is really "strange". It is straight when it is short and curly when it is long. There are two curved arch eyebrows under the hair, a pair of bright small eyes under the arch eyebrows, a high nose bridge in the middle of the small eyes, and a glib mouth under the nose bridge.

I am not only cheerful, but also strong in nature. As the saying goes, "children born in April are better." Although I was not born in April, I am also very strong. One day in the summer vacation of 20xx, my mother and I passed by the door of the music teacher's house and heard the sweet piano sound. I craned my neck to look in, but I didn't want to leave. So, my mother sent me to learn the electronic organ. After more than three months, when my brother and sister decided to take the exam next year, I felt itchy and wanted to try. Teacher Guo said, "No, you don't have to take the 1 and 2 scores. After two years, I will take Level 3 directly. " After listening to the teacher, I bowed my head sadly. Teacher Guo touched my head and said, "Do you really want to take the exam?" I nodded. "Then practice hard and see your performance in two months." The cool autumn passed unconsciously, and the cold winter came quietly. Every time I practice the piano, my little finger is red with cold, but I still practice 1 hour every day, and I practice each song five times. Two months passed quickly. One day, Teacher Guo said to me, "You play fluently. You can do it. Take the exam this time. " After listening to the teacher, I made up my mind to practice harder. Sure enough, in July of 20xx, I successfully passed the electronic piano level 3 exam.

I study hard, but I also have shortcomings, that is, carelessness. Take this exam for example. The problem is this: Xiao Minghua 18 yuan bought three cakes * * * and asked him how much he spent on four, five, six and ... nine cakes respectively. The first five pairs, the last 6×9 equals 56. Do you think this score is unfair? I am determined to get rid of this problem.

This is me who is smart, cute and careless. Would you like to make friends with me?

Lovely me 2 A pair of eyes are not big, but full of energy. My eyes are always rolling. A small mouth under my little nose is always smiling, like a crescent moon, lovely me. This is quiet and lively-lovely me.

Tell me to be quiet. I'm really quiet. I can sing and dance, and the teacher asked me to lead the chorus competition! I also listen carefully in class. When reading the text aloud, my classmates often applaud me!

Call me lively, I am really lively. One day, my father and I went to the zoo to play. Let's go to see the bear first. This bear is fat and stupid. Very cute. What should I feed it? I remembered the peanut my father bought me, so I took out a peanut and threw it at the bear. It took a step forward and caught it. I was so happy that I threw a few more and it caught them all. I thought it was very interesting, so I threw a peanut on it and picked it up with my mouth. As a result, peanuts hit my forehead. I refused to accept it and threw another one. It hit me on the chin. I thought strangely: the bear caught it after eating. Why can't I catch it? I'll ask my father. My father smiled at my words, rubbed my little forehead and said, "You are such a lovely girl!" " "I smiled happily. We went to see pigeons, peacocks, ostriches and camels, and I ran happily before and after. Dad seems to be young, too, running with me.

Do you call me cute?

Instructor: Zhao Aidong

Lovely me 3. My name is Wang Ziyuan, and I am seven years old. Lovely me. Studying in Shanshan primary school.

Some children say that I am particularly like a rough gorilla, but my composition teacher, Mr. Zhu, said that I am not like a gorilla, but like a strong calf. Small eyes, fat body, big belly and thick hands and feet. My hobbies are cycling, playing badminton and other activities. My major is calligraphy and composition. Don't look at me. I only read the first volume of Grade Two. I have basically finished learning Chinese and mathematics in the second volume of Senior Two and the first volume of Senior Three. However, I have to do a lot of homework every day, and I am still happy to do these homework, lovely me.

When I was in primary school, every exam was 100. I accidentally got 98% in the exam once. Later, I always made a little mistake, sometimes I got 99,98, and sometimes I got 100.

I remember playing pranks when I was a child. One day, when I was idle, I picked up a pen and scribbled on the white wall. My mother scolded me.

I have a bad temper. If someone hits me, I will fight back. I have great strength to fight back. Judging from their appearance, they must have been badly beaten.

This is the lovely me. Do you want to make friends with me?

Lovely me 4 hello everyone! My name is Huang Duoduo. I am ten years old this year. I am a woman. I study in Liushi No.3 Primary School. The eyes are big, the mouth is small, and it looks asymmetrical. Although I am not very beautiful, I have many advantages.

My strengths are diligence and curiosity. My specialty is skating. My brother taught me to skate, but I have worked hard.

My brother taught me seriously. He taught me to stand first, and I stopped soon. My brother taught me to walk again, and I soon learned it.

Then my brother taught me to go up and down the stairs. I was careful when I went up the stairs, step by step, as slow as climbing to the sky, but I soon learned it. It is easier to learn stairs.

Finally, my brother taught me to skate again, and I learned it quickly. Finally, I quickly learned to skate. Now, I am an excellent skater. How's it going? I can't see!

I can not only skate, but also play gobang and go! But I won't show off here today, lest you call me narcissistic!

I'm just a third-grade pupil with so many special skills. Isn't it amazing? I hope I can learn more skills.

Lovely me 5 Lovely me is a small fan of Wu Jianfei. I like watching Come on! I also dream that one day I can show myself on the stage like Wu Jianfei and my hero. Not long ago, I learned that our school was going to hold an activity of "I show myself", and I was excited for a long time. After signing up, our family held an emergency family meeting. After a heated discussion, we finally decided to perform Tibetan dance. After the plan is determined, everyone will split up. My mother is in charge of rehearsal, my sister helps me choose music, and my grandmother is busy preparing headdresses and clothes ... The whole family is very busy. Before the game, Mr. Chen made up lessons for me, and the whole class cheered me on, which made me nervous and increased my confidence. My mother told me not to care too much about the result of the game. I didn't understand it at first, but now I know that the process of the game is more meaningful to me than the result.

Through this activity, I know I have a lovely home and a warm class. I know I am really great. I am proud of myself! Finally, thanks to the teachers and classmates for their support and help. I will work harder and strive to do better!

Lovely me 6 Hi! Hello, my name is Lan Xinrui. I am seven years old. Although I am young, I am tall. My height is 134 cm!

I have a pair of big watery eyes under my curved eyebrows. My mouth is red, my long hair is black, my red face is like a ripe red apple, and my face is like a round watermelon. My mother always said that there is a difference between me and other children, that is, there is a "little star" between my eyebrows, so I think I am a star in the sky, and my family likes me very much.

I am a lively and laughing little girl. I like writing, drawing and playing games with my parents. I like playing the piano best, because whenever I play the piano, my mother and sister will sing and dance with me, and even my turtle will make strange noises.

Now that you all know me, you all like me. Would you like to be good friends with me?

Lovely me 7 I have a lovely brother, his name is Haoyu. He is taller than children of the same age, with bright eyes embedded in his red face, a mouth like a small cherry and white teeth when he smiles.

He has personality characteristics and is very naughty. Once, my father and I were playing chess with relish. He rushed at us, took the pieces we had eaten and played in the chess room. At this time, it's my turn to play chess. I decided, because my elephant can eat my father's king. Looking at the chessboard, my heart is filled with the joy of success. When I was about to pick up the elephant and eat my father's king, my brother pushed his hand and all the pieces fell to the ground. At that time, my mood changed from joy to anger. I really want to pinch him. I was a little soft-hearted when I looked at his innocence, so I had to "let him go".

My brother can be cute sometimes. Once, I went home with a heavy schoolbag on my back. When my brother saw that I was sweating profusely, he rushed over, took down my schoolbag, took out the popsicle from the refrigerator and handed it to me. He also helped me to the sofa and asked me, "Brother, are you tired?" Eat the popsicle, or it will melt. "Rub my back. I was surprised at that time and thought, "My brother is usually very naughty. How can he be so sensible this time? "It turns out that my brother is sometimes sensible.

This is my brother. Do you think he is naughty or cute?

Lovely me 8 I am a little girl with small eyes and black hair. I like jumping around. Once, I helped my mother get three eggs. I run and jump. Ouch! I accidentally broke the egg, and I was afraid that my mother would scold me, but if I didn't tell my mother, I would be a dishonest little girl. I quickly took a broom and cleaned it. I ran to my mother and said, "Mom, I broke the egg. My mother said," You jump around with an egg. The next day, when I was playing ball with my sister, I accidentally kicked the ball to someone else's house, so I climbed into someone else's house to pick it up. I threw the ball down, but I didn't dare to go down, so I wanted to open the door, but someone came and my aunt asked me why you came, so I said, "Aunt, I climbed up to get the ball, and my aunt said," Don't do this again. " I said. I picked up the ball and left.

When I got home, my mother scolded me again. I think I was born a naughty boy, which may have something to do with my zodiac. I am a horse, because horses run well. I am a lovely little girl. I like to walk around. I am also a naughty and lovely little girl. This is me.

Lovely me. My name is Lei Yushu. I am six years old. I am in Class One, Grade One, Gaoxin Primary School. I am a beautiful, lively and enthusiastic girl. I am cute, with curly hair and two braids. My eyes are neither small nor small, and they are black. I have a small mole on my left face. My mother said it was a symbol that she printed on me, so it was easy to find wherever I went. My skin is black, and my father says it's a healthy color. I hope I have been growing up healthily and happily.

At home, my parents call me "Xiaoxiao", which is my nickname. They like me very much, but sometimes when I make mistakes, they criticize me severely. At home, I sometimes help my mother put on shoes, help my grandmother make the bed, and help my father buy food and move things. Although I am very young, I like to help adults work.

I especially like reading. There are many books at home. Now I can read many books by myself. I am learning to draw and play the guzheng. I have accumulated a lot of works and can play more than a dozen guzheng songs. My favorite track is Fengyang Flower Drum. I want to tell you that I feel very happy after going to primary school and knowing so many children and three teachers who care about me. I also hope that all children of the same age can be happy.

Lovely me 10 My name is Peng. I am seven years old, and I am a student in Class Four, Grade One, Gaoxin Primary School. I am a handsome little boy who looks dignified and strong. When I smile, my eyes will turn into a curved moon. I am smart, lively, active and cheerful. Of course, sometimes I am a little naughty!

My little name is Baobao, and everyone likes to call me Bao Peng. I have a happy family, my parents love me very much, and I love my parents very much. At home, I have been able to do some things I can do, such as cleaning the table and sweeping the floor. One thing makes me feel particularly proud-I wash my lunch box every day, and I am elated when I eat with a clean lunch box at school the next day! I like reading very much. I know many words. My favorite books are: Exploring the Secret of Egypt, Selected Fairy Tales of Andersen, Happy and Big Wolf, and Little Pudding. I also like watching exploration and rule of law programs on TV, from which I have learned a lot. Everyone says that I am smart, cheerful, dare to express myself actively in strange situations, and like to ask and answer questions, but sometimes I am a little naughty and can't control myself.

I like my school, I like my class, and I like every student in the class more! I will try my best to be a class star and a good student with all-round development in morality, intelligence and physique!

Lovely me 1 1 I'm a nine-year-old girl. My name is Cen Yujie. I study in Class Three and Class Three of Bayi Primary School in Xingbin District, Laibin City. I have a long ponytail and an oval face. Eyebrows are willow eyebrows. There are a pair of big watery eyes under the eyebrows. There is a talking and singing mouth under the eyes, with a little pink on it. I have a little bad personality, but in fact I am quite obedient! I am the team leader. My advantage is that I study well, I study well. Because I scored more than 90% in every exam, I became the team leader. My weakness is that I am playful and angry. Naughty is the day my father picked me up. My cousin and I were playing ghost hunting, and we didn't leave school until the school was empty. Dad saw that I was late and said, "You can walk home like this again in the future." It's like being angry. At home, I get angry when my parents say a word or two. I want to get rid of these two bad habits, then study hard and make progress every day. My hobbies are playing table tennis, badminton, long jump, running and drawing ... On Saturday or Sunday, my father and I went to play table tennis. I like long jump, but I don't practice it often at school, but I won the second place in the long jump competition! In the eyes of teachers and parents, I am a lively, cheerful and lovely boy!

Lovely me. My name is Jing. I come from Class 0/0, Grade 2, and I am seven years old. I am a lively and cheerful little boy. My height 1.3 meters. I have a pair of bright eyes, which often show curiosity and desire. I have thick black hair, like a lush bush I like playing the piano and sports. At present, in the Piano Team 4, I can play many tunes, such as Defending the Yellow River, City of the Sky, minuet in G major and so on. I will insist on playing the piano every day. If you like, you can come to my house and let me play a song for you. Speaking of sports, I am good at swimming, running and standing long jump. As soon as the summer vacation comes, I will attend swimming training classes to improve my swimming skills. I often go running in the yard with my father early in the morning. When you are bored, you sit on a big stone and rest, then bite your teeth until the end. Many things happen. I got excellent results in standing long jump and sprint in this spring sports meeting. If you like sports, please run with me.

My favorite places are Canada and Singapore, and Niagara Falls is my favorite natural landscape because it is spectacular. There is also the marina bay, which is very tall and has boats on the roof. It can swim, run, eat and so on.

Now that you know me, I hope everyone can love sports and travel as much as I do!

Lovely me, 13, a pair of small eyes, but full of energy. My eyes are always rolling around, and a small mouth under my small nose is always smiling, like a crescent moon. This is a quiet and lively little girl-lovely me. Tell me to be quiet. I'm really quiet. I listen carefully in class. I am really lively when reading the text. I can sing and dance. The teacher even asked me to lead the chorus competition! One day, my father and I went to the zoo to play. Let's go to see the bear first. This bear is fat and stupid. He's cute. I want to try it. I remember the peanuts my father bought me, so I took out a peanut. I threw it at the bear. He took a step forward and caught it. I was so happy that I threw a few more and it caught them all.

I thought it was very interesting, so I dropped a peanut and picked it up with my mouth. As a result, peanuts hit my forehead. I refused to accept it and threw another one. It hit me on the chin. I thought strangely: the bear caught it while eating, so why can't I catch it? I'll ask my father. My father smiled at my words, touched my little forehead and said, "You are such a lovely little girl!" " "I smiled happily. We went to see pigeons, peacocks, ostriches and camels, and I ran happily before and after. Dad seems to be young, too, running with me.

Lovely me 14 Hello everyone! My name is Hu, and I am 6 years old this year. I am in Class Four, Grade One, Gaoxin Primary School. Lively and quiet personality, sometimes a little naughty. In a word, I am a lovely little girl. I am neither tall nor short, and my round face is embedded with a pair of eyes. Although I have a single eyelid, my eyelashes are very long. I think it's ok.

I also have a baby named Doudou, and my parents call me that at home. They all love me very much, and my mother will accompany me to study and take care of my life every day. Dad will also accompany me to the training class. I think my parents love me very much, and I love them too. At home, I can help my mother mop the floor, clean the table and tidy up. My mother always praises me. I will also help my father put on slippers. Dad always praises me, too.

I am a girl who likes drawing very much. My mother also enrolled me in an off-campus painting class. I think I draw very well. I also like watching cartoons, roller skating and singing. But I will also study hard.

I will become an excellent student, work hard with my classmates and grow up happily!

Lovely me 15 My name is Angie, which means little angel in English. Mom and dad call me "cute little baby".

I have a pair of small curved eyes and a slightly upturned nose, and I always have a very bright smile on my face when I am happy.

I am the "pistachio" at home. I often tell my family interesting things that happened at school at the dinner table. Adults listen with relish and often "play brain teasers" and tell jokes to my parents. Let's say we went to Boluo seven-level power station last time. The mountain road there is rugged, and some aunts get carsick on the road. My mother asked me to tell a joke to relieve boredom. Now you can seize the opportunity to play and immediately say, "Last time a child in our class was sleeping in class, the teacher whispered in her ear,' Class is over', and the teacher came." The child slept motionless, and finally the teacher loudly said,' School is over!' The children immediately stood up and said, "goodbye, teacher!" " ......, "Ha ha ha!" Suddenly, the car laughed. When I told the next joke, I saw that my aunts stopped carsick and looked at me with a smile. It must be my joke. It's so funny!

During the summer vacation, my sister Jing Ya, who was studying in Beijing, brought me back five Fuwa, namely Beibei, Jingjing, Huanhuan, Yingying and Nini. I jumped for joy. My sister saw my bright smile and said, "Angie, your smile is cuter than Fuwa!" "

This is me, a lovely angel.