Funny sentences in May Day circle of friends.

Funny sentences in May Day circle of friends.

Funny sentences in the circle of friends in May 1 Day. On may 1 day, many people went out to take pictures and punch in. Of course, there are many migrant workers. Girls and boys in slums either stick to their jobs or stay at home. There are many sentences about May Day. Let's share the funny sentences in the circle of friends in May 1 day.

Funny sentences in the circle of friends on May 1st 1 1. Funny copywriting on May 1st.

1. Good luck comes in May. Please sign for it.

2, May Day holiday music, open a 5-day tour of the circle of fat friends.

The world in March and April is full of beauty, and I am in full bloom on May Day.

I will take you, you bring the bowl, and you are responsible for crying.

At the same age as flowers, they have grown into fleshy ones.

6. Your cheeks are reddish, especially like a pig's head in the wind.

7. The best way to ruin a song is to set it as an alarm clock.

I will be resurrected in May, and I like that you are another blooming tree.

9. I'm going to have a big sleep on May Day, but you can let me know when I eat.

10 Although my money was not blown away by the strong wind, it seems that it was blown away by the strong wind.

Second, the good sentences said by the May Day circle of friends

1, the first day of dating in May.

2. This is a 5 1 doughnut.

I hope you can go well in the future. I'll take the bus.

The May Day holiday is coming, but my wallet is not ready yet.

I want to travel with my (old) husband on May Day. Please recommend who has a good husband.

6. I finally got enough for seven working days, and now I can summon a small holiday.

7. You must scold me, because you don't know me well enough, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

8. During the May Day holiday, don't waste it. It's very important to have fun and relax.

9, May Day orders, friends circle comments rainbow fart for your good mood, fifty cents, you are happy and I am happy.

10, May Day is coming. Buy yourself a globe. The world is so big that you can not only have a look, but also look around.

Funny sentence 2 1, holiday strategy: sleep in the morning, sleep in the afternoon, take a nap in the afternoon, and play mobile phone at night.

If you have a holiday, buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only look around, but also walk around.

3. Don't take selfies in your circle of friends too much. After all, everyone has met it.

It seems that I sold my house to travel around the world, but the landlord didn't agree.

I want to travel with my (old) husband on May Day. Please recommend who has a good husband.

6. May Day is coming. Are you still alone? It's not a person. Is it a dog?

7. In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately on May Day, I spent all my money in advance, and my sleeves were clean and upright.

8. I wanted to smile back at the boys, but I laughed out of my nose.

9, or go out for a walk more, otherwise I don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.

10, life is a practice, a short journey and a long life.

1 1, I'm blind just because I saw you again in the crowd!

12, you have to believe that there is nothing you can't screw up as long as you are willing to work hard.

13, 10 finally knows why most couriers are men, because most shoppers are women.

14. Sometimes I feel ugly. I took out my ID card and found myself worrying too much.

15, the TV said that there would be radiation when the mobile phone was placed under the pillow, which scared me to turn off the TV and throw away the pillow.

16, I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year, blinding your eyes, and I didn't want to become a nut wall, blocking your view.

17, be a mature adult, put autumn clothes into autumn trousers and autumn trousers into socks.

18. After this village, there is this store, because it is a chain store.

19, please pay attention to the food around you, you may die if you are not careful.

20. May Day is coming. I like sitting at home and looking around the world. I can look wherever I want!

2 1, who says that boys and girls don't have pure friendship? Bullshit. As long as they are ugly, the whole world is friends.

22. I really envy those friends who traveled during the May Day holiday. People like us who can travel at any time simply can't feel that kind of happiness!

23. The reason for being fat is probably that my thin body can't hold my great personality.

24. What do you mean I play wild game? I won't delete the game, I will only delete you.

25. Monday to Friday is the day to sell your soul, and Saturday and Sunday are the days to redeem your soul.

26. Last night, a beautiful woman texted me that there was no one at home at night, so I knocked on the door all night, and sure enough, no one was there.

27. A few days before May Day, friends exposed their travel plans in the circle of friends. See mountains, water, the Great Wall and so on. Well, you guys, haven't you met anyone?

28. I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday and was finally tied. It's not full, and I haven't slept well.

3 1, a funny remark from the May Day circle of friends, this short message has two main purposes: one is to exercise fingering; The second is to contact feelings. Now I tell you seriously that today is Labor Day, and I send you an unprofessional but sincere sentence: Happy May Day!

I went out to play with a group of women on May Day. One of the women got carsick and vomited all the way. Her hair was very long and messy in the wind. Finally arrived at the destination, got off the bus, and the elder sister asked: Is it like QJ? Everyone nodded wildly, never thinking that the elder sister asked lightly: How many people have passed QJ? Everyone: ...

3. May Day holiday: 3 days in ordinary schools, 5 days in art schools, 7 days in anti-God schools, 2 days in compulsory schools, 3 days and 2 days, 2 days and 2 days …

4. My girlfriend is studying in other places, so I will go to see her on May Day. Contrary to her usual "safety first" attitude, she told me TT was uncomfortable and she didn't want to use it. She tried several times to persuade me to take it off.

Finally, I didn't dare, for fear of an accident. Yesterday, she asked for leave to come here and said that she would accompany me. In the evening, she accidentally saw an early pregnancy test sheet from the interlayer of the bag, dated a month ago … I was helpless ~

The company had a party to eat the forest duck intestines hot pot that day. The boss ordered it, saw a corn and brought it. After a while, the waiter brought it up. After a while, the boss said he was a little hungry, so he picked up the corn and began to chew.

So everyone picked up the corn and began to chew, and the waiter came again, saying that this corn was used for cooking ... At that time, the atmosphere was very depressed and everyone was very entangled. The boss had no choice but to throw the rest into the pot and start cooking ... The waiter spoke again, and this can also be eaten directly. ...

6. You don't work on Labor Day. Send some interesting information to make your friends happy on this relaxing day.

7. What May Day needs is diligence. My blessing is the most beautiful. I'll send it to you before May Day. I wish you a happy mood and a smooth career. I wish you a smooth life and sweet love again; Finally, I wish you success. You are always the first person on the road.

8. Labor Day is finally over. Go out and have a rest, look at the surrounding scenery, relax, enjoy and appreciate the scenery, put your troubles behind you, be happy, good things will come naturally, and send blessings by SMS, wishing the working people the happiest.

9. Long time no see, I miss you very much. In this long May Day holiday, I often think of the years in * * *. Find some time, make an appointment, bring your blessing and have an extraordinary experience!

10, May Day sends you five ones, one with good health and happiness, one with a good career and money pursuit, a group of good friends Lu Lushun, a good mood and eternal youth, good luck and happiness all your life, and I wish you a happy May Day.

1 1, May Day, happiness is gathering: let troubles attack and declare war on depression; Let the demonstrations face the pressure easily; Let the leisurely assembly shout for freedom; Let good luck line up and set out for happiness.

12, May Day holiday, three days off, happy to receive text messages, sad and troubled, happy and happy, icing on the cake, lucky and happy, health is getting better and better every day, good luck will never stop, and endless wishes will come true!

13 and may day are you free? I want to find you. Can you wait for me at the station? But I'm afraid it's hard to recognize. You let your hair explode and contact me with a stick in your right hand and a porcelain bowl in your left. The joint code word is: Come on!

14, May Day is coming, please take the Happy Labor Day seat, get off at Ping 'an Avenue, get off at Lucky Station, change to the Health Line, enjoy the beautiful scenery of the years, end at Success Square, go straight to changshou road, and you will find happiness!

15, the night is long and I have no intention of sleeping. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep, so neither can you, girl!

16, Happy Labor Day! Everything comes true! Have fun at work! I will always support you!

17, May Day, working happily together. Seek happiness with your eyes, pursue happiness with your feet, collect happiness with your hands, and feel relaxed with your heart. I wish you a happy Labor Day.

18, labor day, you are really busy, like a little bee, sweet in your arms, like a little ant, happy around you, like a little stupid pig, really comfortable to sleep, happy to call you, insist on health, everything depends on you, happy May Day.

19, I heard that a strange thing happened during May Day this year. I happened to pass by, but I didn't believe what I saw: that pig was reading text messages on his mobile phone like a human!

20. May Day is intentional, and greetings are intentional; I wish you a prosperous spring breeze, enjoyable life, comfortable life, job satisfaction, attention to opportunities, happiness and understanding, sincere friends, gentleness and sweetness, casual attitude and all the best! Happy Labor Day!

2 1. Today is the Labor Day in Kinmen. I wish women a happy holiday and a beautiful day!

22, May Day! Five plus one, may your mood be "6"; Five MINUS one, I wish you all the best in "four"; Five times one, may you worry about "5" and "5"; Five divided by one, I wish you the "5" limit of happiness. !

23. I'm going to have a big sleep on May Day, but you can let me know when you eat!

24. May Day is coming, and the flowers are smiling. I wish you a happy life. Birds are singing and your heart is beating. I wish you two steps towards the bridge of happiness; Good luck, the god of wealth finds it, and then I wish my career brilliant step by step and my mood is getting better and better! Happy May Day!

25, May Day blessing to the side, the central meaning has five points: more bonuses and red envelopes, faster promotion step by step, better health, better popularity and happier life. Happy holidays.